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Item #: SCP-34673-J

Object Class: Fucking Stupid and we should fucking terminate it. Euclid
Dr.Az:Dude that's not an object class.
Dr.C:Get off my dick.
Dr.Az:God I just remembered its this thing.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-34673-J is to be contained in a containment chamber
Dr.Az:Dude…That's not… how you describe a containment chamber WEVE WORKED TOGETHER FOR 8 YEARS HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS
Dr.C:FINE
SCP-34673-J is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber with a 10-meter radius in between the walls.
Dr.Az:Thats kinda confusing.
Dr.C:What do you mean.
Dr.Az:Is it space between the walls? because of its effects?
Dr.C:YES ITS THAT FUCKING OBVIOUS!
Dr.Az:Ok we'll get back to the containment procedures because those need to get upgraded, Fucking idiots in R&D.

Description: Is a thing that makes you do bad things
Dr.Az:This should be fucking obvious.
Dr.C:OK. THEN why don't you fix it.
SCP-34673-J is a humanoid, height measuring in at 165.10cm. Subject has been shown to have strange anomalous abilities.
Dr.C:no. shit.
Abilities are a cognitohazard that makes any homo-sapien extremely aggressive and seem to forget things they have done before.
Dr.C:No sh- Wait.
Dr.Az:Weird how it's not affecting me as much as it is affecting you.
Dr.Az:Ill put that in the addendum.
Addendum: Due to many complaints from Foundation Staff, SCP-34673-J is now known to widely affect personnel with anger issues more than others. Site Director █████, has deemed SCP-34673-j as an "Asshat".