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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is currently self-containing in order to not induce panic among the public. SCP-XXXX-J is allowed to leave Buckingham Palace and the United Kingdom, but must be supervised from a distance. Two (2) members of MTF-Sigma-5 (Pub Lads) are to be stationed outside of the entrance to Buckingham Palace, but must be dressed in traditional Queen's Guard clothing, including the hat. All requests from the Queen to the SCP Foundation are to be accepted, provided that they do not endanger others or are too extreme for the SCP Foundation to accept. SCP-XXXX-J has threatened to tell the public about the Foundations presence if her requests are not fulfilled. See Requests-log-1 for the complete list of requests from SCP-XXXX-J.
Note from Dr. ██████: STOP ACCEPTING HER REQUESTS FOR MORE HATS. SHE HAS AN ENTIRE ROOM FOR THEM. IT IS OVERFLOWING.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an elderly British woman, the current Queen of the United Kingdom. Her real age is currently unknown, but it is estimated to be at least four hundred years old, while having the appearance of a ninety-three year old. SCP-XXXX-J has requested that we call her "The Queen, her Majesty, ruler of the Foundation, The Great United Kingdom and the world at large" throughout the rest of this article.
Note from Dr. ██████: Please, just shorten it to The Queen, for the sake of my sanity.
The Queen is completely invincible and immortal, but otherwise is indistinguishable from a normal human being. She was originally classified as Keter, but requested to be classified as Safe instead. She is cooperative with The Foundation and does not want to harm anyone or the world at large in fear of losing "my precious colonies".
| The Queen requested to pat SCP-682 claiming "Just because I can" | Request denied. You can't. Dr. ██████ |
| The Queen requested to fist fight SCP-076 | Request accepted. After SCP-076 agreeing to it, The Queen and SCP-076 were both placed in a UFC ring. The Queen threw the first punch. SCP-076 dodged it and punched The Queen through the cage and the wall behind it. No injuries were recorded. I bet on Abel. You owe me 10 dollars, Clef. -Dr. Bright |
