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Item Description: A newton's cradle set that continuously swings back and forth without any external energy source. The device seems to burn the fat cells of nearby humans to fuel its movement.
Date of Recovery: 11/5/2008
Location of Recovery: Discovered at ████████ █████ University Physics Department.
Current Status: Available to all personnel in site 25's recreation room.
Notes: Honestly better than discovering perpetual energy in my opinion. -Dr. ██████
Item Description: An elegant ballpoint pen that appears to melt when not being held by a human, and when picked up reforms to its standard state. The person holding the pen will only be able to write in English with a cursive style, regardless of if they could otherwise do so or not.
Date of Recovery: 4/28/2003
Location of Recovery: A small family book store in ████████, Ohio.
Current Status: Held in low value anomalous item storage at site 26.
Item Description: A cheap plastic flip-phone with no maker's mark that doesn't run out of charge and seems to have only one function, to call the following number: 987-654-3210. When the number is called, if a human was holding the phone, they will vanish on the third ring. Any attempt to locate the person has met with failure and they should be presumed missing.
Date of Recovery: ██/██/████
Location of Recovery: Buried in an ancient ruin discovered near ████████, ██████.
Current Status: Locked in a high value storage locker in site-█
Notes: This item is not to be tampered with or tested with unless with the approval of a majority vote of the O5-Council.
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