Jack Grimm -The Man Who Sold the World
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed in a 10m x 10m x 10m humanoid containment cell. Two guards are to be posted at the cell's door at all times. Speakers both inside and around the cell are to be playing any cover of the song "The Man Who Sold the World" on repeat. SCP-XXXX is to be permitted to request the following: $15 a day to spend on food, $██ a month to spend on ███████ magazines (so long as they are in production), and $20 to spend on miscellaneous items. Permission from Level 3 personnel or higher is required to enter the cell.

Description: White Caucasian male who appears to be in his early to mid-30's. Average build, measures 175.5 centimeters tall and weighs 69 kilograms. Upon making visual contact with SCP-XXXX, subjects will think that SCP-XXXX is a friend whom they thought died "a long long time ago," regardless of whether they have any prior knowledge of his existence. SCP-XXXX will then, if possible, engage with the subject and have a friendly chat discussing their past (which never actually happened) among other things. Shortly afterwards, the subject will then seek any information they can find about SCP-XXXX as a way to "search for form and land". It has been discovered that by listening to any cover of the song "The Man Who Sold the World" from start to finish this anomalous effect will end, although the subject will still claim to know SCP-XXXX.

Addendum-A:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX.
Interviewer: Dr. Jack Grimm.
Foreword: A recorded interview between Dr. Grimm and SCP-XXXX.
Dr. Grimm: Hello, SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: If it isn't my old friend, Jack!
Dr. Grimm: Please, call me Dr. Grimm.
SCP-XXXX: Oh, alright then, Dr. Grimm.
Dr. Grimm: I would like to ask you a few questions.
SCP-XXXX: Hit me.
Dr. Grimm: When were you born?
SCP-XXXX: I… can't quite put my finger on it. Let's just skip to the next question.
Dr. Grimm: Ok… Next question: When did you first notice your anomalous abilities?
SCP-XXXX: I'd like to say… somewhere in 1970.
Dr. Grimm: Do you remember the first person you affected with your abilities?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, that's easy! David Bowie.
Dr. Grimm: What?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah! David Bowie! He even wrote a song about me!
Dr. Grimm: Wait a minute. You're telling me that you're the reason that song exists?
SCP-XXXX: Yep.
Note: Later in the interview, it was confirmed that SCP-XXXX has affected other notable people such as Midgre Ure and Kurt Cobain of Nirvana, both of whom have made covers of the song "The Man Who Sold the World". The recording also converted into a cassette tape for unknown reasons.

Addendum-B: Researcher █████ was unaware of SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects and made visual contact with SCP-XXXX. Due to Researcher █████ being deaf, he could not hear the song playing, and began frantically searching for any information on SCP-XXXX. After ██ cabinets each containing ███ files were destroyed, Researcher █████ was subdued and administered Class A amnestics. However, Researcher █████ still claimed to remember SCP-XXXX.

Addendum-C: D-3826 was strapped to a titanium chair welded to the ground and held in place with titanium cuffs on each limb which were welded to the chair. Shortly after D-3826 made visual contact with SCP-XXXX, she broke through her restraints and immediately sought the closest file on SCP-XXXX. It should be important to note that D-3826 was physically weak and malnourished prior to conducting this test.

Addendum-D: Dr. Zyn Kiryu accidentally made visual contact with SCP-XXXX whilst wearing earbuds and playing music on her phone. Shortly afterwards, she threw out every SCP file in Head Researcher ██████'s file cabinets in a wild and frenzied haste to find any information regarding SCP-XXXX. After the event, O5 Command ordered that any file regarding SCP-XXXX is to be copied and distributed to all staff, including D Class personnel, to prevent any similar incidents from happening in the future.
Note from Head Researcher ██████: "It's going to take hours to reorganize all of these (EXPLETIVE) files!"