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Item #: SCP-4134
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures No Special Containment Procedure is required due to the nature of SCP-4134 SCP-4134 must be kept under constant CCTV surveillance and have no less than 3 armed guards equipped with top grade weapons and armour the guards have permission to fire on anyone who attempts to enter thats not approved by the O5 council. SCP-4134 must be contained in a 4x4 cell reinforced with titanium and have lead lined doors. With clearance of only the O5 council
Description SCP-4134 is a small tub of an anti ageing cream called миракнут™ in english that translates to MiraWhip™ SCP-4134 is an anti ageing cream that can revert even the most adverse effects of ageing however if the subject is dying because wounds or infections SCP-4134 cannot do anything to prevent the death of the subject only the vanity of the subject will look and feel younger but will not actually be any younger if they are dying due to wounds, infections etc, but if by an outside effect the cream will reduce them to there previous age, SCP-4134 is applied by rubbing on the cheeks, forehead and temple if these criteria are not met SCP-4134 will have no effect.
SCP-4134 was discovered in Russia, Moscow when a women in her late ███ saw a billboard that read "Чудо Кнут решает все ваши проблемы!" this roughly translates to "MiracleWhip Solves all your problems!" and underneath neath the words is a number which reads █████████████. the women had called it and a ███ with a ████ voice answered and said "████ this is ██████ ███████ how may i help you" do which the women replied i have read your billboard and called this number she then said translated into english"Then a small tub of cream appeared in front of me and the ███ hung up, the women had then applied SCP-4134 she recorded feeling a tingling sensation and as she looked down noticed that she had looked just as she had when she was ██ and had contacted one of her friends to tell her about it when agent ██████ intercepted the call and went to the scene on a possible SCP report to find the women with shopping in older clothes that look out of place on a younger women so the agent investigated and took the women in for questioning and recovered SCP-4134 and contained SCP-4134 In a facility in █████.
Incident Report: On /██/██/████ Dr.██████ was apprehended attempting to steal and use SCP-4134 and was Terminated on site, as a result of this Special Containment Procedures will be increased to avoid the risk of theft.
Interview-1 <Begin Log>
Dr.█████ : Hello lets start with your name?
Women: My name is Zoya.
Dr.█████ : OK then Zoya, tell me about the cream what made you put it on not knowing what it was?
Zoya: Well I had spoken to a ███ previously and he had told me it was a miracle cure which it was look at me (looks around body and raises arms) Im younger than ever!
Dr.█████ : Indeed it does appear so, Im going to ask you a series of questions now please answer them to the best of your ability.
Zoya: Ok
Dr.█████ : Have you any affiliation with миракнут™?
Zoya: No
Dr.█████ : What is your current age?
Zoya: Well…(Chuckles) I should be ██ but i look and feel ██!
Dr.█████ : What is your date of birth?
Zoya: ██/██/████
Dr.█████ : Ok Final Question, Could you identify the person you spoke to?
Zoya: I do not believe so, sorry.
Dr.█████ : Ok Zoya, thank you for answering my questions.(Dr.█████ Signals to a guard)
Terminated
Dr.█████ : And Clean up this Bloody Mess!
<End Log>
Addendum-4134-A: <Begin Audio Log>
Dr.█████ : I am attempting to call the number on the bill board. (Phone line rings out)
Dr.█████ : Ебать! Ебать! Ебать! (audibly swearing in Russian) *CRASH* (Phone thrown off the floor and it breaks into battery and case)
<End Audio Log>
Incident Report:
Due to Dr.██████ Outburst during the SCP-4134 experiment SCP-4134 has been relocated to ███████ and Dr.█████ Has Been taken in for Psychiatric re-evaluation.
Addendum-4134-B:
