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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: joe
Special Containment Procedures: People who look like they would say this joke in their spare time, are to be contained and to be called “The Spreaders of SCP-XXXX-J”. Public humiliation is necessary. There’s also amnestics, but that is the least of the necessary options.
People who are aware of what the joke says are to be immediately given amnestics. They are also (again) to be called “The Spreaders of SCP-XXXX-J”.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a joke, so horrifically bad in its humor, set-up, and punchline, that people who hear it will have sudden convulsions of terror, anxiety, and cringe. In order to protect people from this extreme sector of cringe, this joke will never be mentioned on the article.
This joke is a one-liner, discovered by the foundation on 7 October 2002 when Dr. ██ found a sheet of paper whilst trying to buy pictures of the male reproductive system for "research", though the clapping coming from his study from the last few times he found these pictures doesn't really sound like research.
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