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Item #: D-9314 a.k.a. "The Character"
Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Keep within an average D Class personnel containment cell with approximately three armed guards posted at the entrance at all times. When personnel must speak with D-9314, all posted guards must remove him from the current cell and escort him to the desired location. After this point D-9314 must be left for testing with the current SCP or examined by Foundation staff for absconded SCP's.
Description: An average adult male of questionable ethnicity, nationality, and age (2) measuring approximately 1.8 meters in height weighing 81 kilograms. Psychologically D-9341 appears to be focused primarily on survival and will do whatever is necessary in order to maintain his life; including full cooperation with all other Foundation personnel and staying entirely mute except when irritated, directly questioned (See Interview D-9341-1), or in a state of pain. Despite fits of kleptomania, in which D-9314 attempts to procure a non-contained SCP, and suicidal tendencies D-9341 maintains a state of constant health (3).
Being an average human possessing no measurable anomalous properties; he has successfully evaded, outsmarted, and survived every on-site instance of SCP that he has encountered to date and has an innate knowledge of Foundation site layouts and all documented SCP's within immediate transfer.
Interview D-9341-1
Agent ████████ : Okay D-9341; respond if you understand me and my questions
D-9341 : nods up and down slightly
Agent ████████ : Good then we can begin. Now on <REDACTED> there was a catastrophic containment breach at Site ██ containing several Euclid and Keter class SCPs including SCP 096, 049, 035, 106, 939, 860-1, 012, and even 173 despite being in the same room with it at the commencement of the failure. Besides encountering all of these you also met other Foundation security members and mobile task force personnel. All of this is true correct?
D-9341 : nods slightly again
Agent ████████ : So how did you do it? Did you just run through hallways while unconsciously not doing the one thing that sets off 096? Did you just happen to stroll out of 106's pocket dimension despite no one having ever done it before or since?! DID YOU SOMEHOW KNOW EXACTLY WHAT DOOR EVERYONE WITH A GUN WOULD USE SO YOU COULD LURE THEM INTO 173 AND THE EXACT CELL YOU COULD TRAP IT INSIDE OF?!
(Agent ████████ takes a moment to collect himself)
Agent ████████ : I'm sorry, I shouldn't be yelling; it's unprofessional, but just how the hell did you actually manage to survive the entire incident and know well enough how not to activate, trust, evade, or use the SCP's you encountered?
D-9341: gives a shrug of the shoulders
Agent ████████ : Words. You know them. You read them. Use. Them. I want a specific and verbal answer as to how exactly you, a D Class personnel who hadn't even spent 30 days on site or priory toured the full facility of all people, successfully navigated the halls, basement, and heavy containment area and still escaped the facility. In your report we understand that you used 079 in order to open Gate A to leave the facility where you were apprehended by Foundation forces shortly afterwards. Before your escape however, you encountered all previously mentioned SCP's among others and knew well enough what not to do. During your first interrogation you only said it was "Luck", "Common Sense", and "Instinct". Now I can understand the first one; heck it's a miracle most of our field agents ever come back at all with first contacts, excepting the augmented and remarkably important ones of course, but the last two disturb me. Now I can picture "stay away from the big, scaly reptile that sounds exactly like a human in a dark room" can be common sense, but the fact you seemed to know this beforehand is what's disturbing.
D-9341: stares expectantly at Agent ████████ while checking an imaginary watch
Agent ████████ : Alright <expletive>, here's my original hypothesis: If you were brought in and contacted by an agent belonging to a group such as the Serpent's Hand or the Chaos Insurgency, then you would know most of the necessary information needed to survive a catastrophic containment breach. Multiplied by your kleptomaniacal tendencies you would probably be a great covert agent. However, this was disproved when you were left in unconscious confinement and put through what I can only call a "Controlled SCP Gauntlet" we use in order to weed out people such as that which you managed to actually pass immediately afterwards. Usually this would prove something anomalous, but the fact you aren’t fully aware of how makes it difficult to place.
D-9341: stifles a yawn
Agent ████████ : So here's what I believe; you are something reminiscent of an SCP, but have every single weakness befitting a normal person. You don't seem to be able to see through walls, become feasible, make copies of yourself, or project your conciousness so you could actually pass for a normal guy if you weren't able to circumnavigate everything we do. You are extraordinary in this sense since you seem to be tailored to almost knowing everything about the Foundation's actions -.
D-9341: Interrupts ████████ Oh-h-h-h-h-h Yes! Keep stroking my ego Mr. Agent; you have no idea how good this feels getting it from yet another Foundation Agent.
Agent ████████ : Angered by this comment … Rembember 9341; you're still D Class Personnel and we still have authority to shoot you. So shut up.
D-9341: mocks zipping his lips together
Agent ████████ : Back to what I was saying before. Not looking at 096 isn't common sense, but instinct is a very interesting choice of word to describe your ability to know how to not look at it. My hypothesis now is that you know all of this because your “instincts” give you a clear path of action in order to survive or escape intact while your memory functions like an archive in order to single out each SCP you encounter. Would you agree with this?
D-9341: shrugs shoulders
Agent ████████ : I believe I said that you should answer questions with words instead of gestures.
D-9341: I don’t really know how all this works at all really. I see an SCP with a designated number and I somehow just know what it is and just what sets it off. Sometimes I avoid it, sometimes I carry it off for the sake of using it, and sometimes I decide to expose myself to it and use something like SCP-500 to immediately fix it. I don’t really know how; I just do.
Agent ████████ : Well that was remarkably ambiguous; any chance I can actually get a straight answer?
D-9341: Perhaps.
Agent ████████ : Begins losing patience Look; if I wanted to speak in riddles I’d look for the last guy who met 990. If I wanted brief replies I’d use Twitter. And If I wasn’t the only one curious as to how you keep doing this I wouldn’t be talking to you. Now how are you not dead? All but three of your meals have been spiked in the last week, we keep exposing you to new sentient and predatory SCP’s and even a few locations no one else has ever come back from. Absolutely No One has “instincts” that good. Do you have anything to add to this?
D-9341: Not really.
Agent ████████ : End interview.
1: The decision as to if D-9341 should be reclassified as an SCP or terminated is currently pending from the 05 council and the Ethics Committee after D-9341 surviving multiple exposures to SCPs: <REDACTED> despite the clear potential threat he poses to the Foundation.
2: Despite the Foundation's resources, agents, and collective intelligence there is no existing history or relatives of this man with the exception of his court hearing, sentence, and contact through a Foundation D Class Personnel recruiter; it's almost as if he began existing for the sake of fulfilling his role as a D Class personnel.
3. It is currently theorized by Dr. ████ ███ that D-9341 maintains this is through being kept in a constant state of deja vu rather than instincts. However Dr. ██████ believes that rather than experiencing the same situation over and over D-9341 has an unknown method of knowing all documented and recorded Foundation documents including SCP dossiers and blue prints. However, approval for the testing of this theory is currently pending. Other members of the Foundation however, believe that D-9341 is a being reminiscent of a character in a story or a video game that is constantly brought back to life after repeated deaths through trial and error much to their berated receptions.
