NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
Due to the sheer amount of unauthorized edits to SCP-XXXX's file, SCP-XXXX's file can only be edited by personnel that do not reside in Site-121.
— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Revision Author: Dr.Ron
Revision Date: September 18th, 2018
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard secure locker unit.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 15cm sided cubical box. On the outside of the SCP-XXXX is green cotton fiber paper with each side having a $ sign on it. Partial tears on each side of SCP-XXXX show that SCP-XXXX is made of gold. On one side of SCP-XXXX is a card that with the words "Professor Monii's Infinite Money Box" on it. On the opposite side of SCP-XXXX is a rectangular slot. When any human being can see the rectangular slot on SCP-XXXX, $20 US bills will begin to slide out of the slot at about one bill per second.
Recovery: On September 15th, 2018, a local news station in ███████, ████████ reported that approximately 5 civilians suddenly started fighting over a green box. Over the next few days, several news stations reported that the number of civilians fighting over the box had increased to approximately 40. Believing that the box had anomalous qualities, Mobile Task Force Omega-10("Crowd Control") was sent on September 18th to retrieve the box. All involved civilians were given amnestics and the box was reclassified to SCP-XXXX after noticing it's anomalous properties.
Revision Author: Dr.Ron
Revision Date: September 25th, 2018
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be given to Dr.Ron
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 15cm sided cubical box that originally belonged to Dr.Ron. On the outside of the SCP-XXXX is green cotton fiber paper with each side having a $ sign on it. Partial tears on each side of SCP-XXXX show that SCP-XXXX is made of gold. On one side of SCP-XXXX is a card that with the words "Professor Monii's Infinite Money Box" on it. On the opposite side of SCP-XXXX is a rectangular slot. When any human being can see the rectangular slot on SCP-XXXX, $20 US bills will begin to slide out of the slot at about one bill per second.
Recovery: On September 15th, 2018, a local news station in ███████, ████████ reported that approximately 5 civilians suddenly started fighting over a green box, which originally belonged to Dr.Ron. Over the next few days, several news stations reported that the number of civilians fighting over the box had increased to approximately 40. Believing that the box originally belonged to Dr.Ron, Mobile Task Force Omega-10("Crowd Control") was sent on September 18th to retrieve the box. All involved civilians were given amnestics and the box is in the process of being delivered back to Dr.Ron.
Revision Author: Dr.East
Revision Date: September 26th, 2018
Object Class: Non-Anomalous
Special Containment Procedures: Dr.Ron should be immediately terminated and SCP-XXXX should be returned to Dr.East, who is the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX was stolen from Dr.East and is a 15cm sided cubical box that originally belonged to Dr.Ron. On the outside of the SCP-XXXX is green cotton fiber paper with each side having a $ sign on it. Partial tears on each side of SCP-XXXX show that SCP-XXXX is made of gold. On one side of SCP-XXXX is a card that with the words "Professor Monii's Infinite Money Box" on it. On the opposite side of SCP-XXXX is a rectangular slot. When any human being can see the rectangular slot on SCP-XXXX, $20 US bills will begin to slide out of the slot at about one bill per second. Dr.East has determined that this process is non-anomalous and there is in face a scientific reason why SCP-XXXX can generate infinite amounts of money. All bills that come out of SCP-XXXX belong to Dr.East.
Recovery: On September 15th, 2018, a local news station in ███████, ████████ reported that approximately 5 civilians suddenly started fighting over a green box, which originally belonged to Dr.East. Over the next few days, several news stations reported that the number of civilians fighting over the box had increased to approximately 40. Believing that the box originally belonged to Dr.East, Mobile Task Force Omega-10("Crowd Control") was sent on September 18th to retrieve the box. All involved civilians were given amnestics and the box is in the process of being delivered back to Dr.East.
Incident #1 (September 25, 2018): Dr.Ron attempted to rewrite SCP-XXXX's file in an effort to steal it from Dr.East, who is the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX. Dr.Ron was branded a traitor and will be terminated by site security.
Incident #2 (September 26, 2018): Multiple members of MTF Omega-10, site security, D-Class personnel, and other researchers attempted to steal SCP-XXXX from its security locker. In an effort to protect SCP-XXXX, Dr.East is currently attempting to vacate the site.
Revision Author: Dr.Sully
Revision Date: September 29th, 2018
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard secure locker unit. Under no circumstance are personnel authorized to open SCP-XXXX's locker.
In the case of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-A-B instances are to be amnesticized and moved to another site.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 15cm sided cubical box. On the outside of the SCP-XXXX is green cotton fiber paper with each side having a $ sign on it. Partial tears on each side of SCP-XXXX show that SCP-XXXX is made of gold. On one side of SCP-XXXX is a card that with the words "Dr Monii's Infinite Money Box" on it. On the opposite side of SCP-XXXX is a rectangular slot. When any human being can see the rectangular slot on SCP-XXXX, $20 US bills will begin to slide out of the slot at a rate of about one bill per second.
Personnel who have directly seen the rectangular slot become SCP-XXXX-A instances. For the first week of becoming an SCP-XXXX-A instance, the instance will act normally. After about a week of becoming a SCP-XXXX-A instance, said instances will become SCP-XXXX-A-B instances. SCP-XXXX-A-B instances will try to obtain SCP-XXXX for themselves. SCP-XXXX-A-B instances will become increasingly violent over SCP-XXXX and proclaim that they are the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX. Amensticizing SCP-XXXX-A instances will revert the SCP-XXXX-A instances to the state they were before observing SCP-XXXX.
Recovery: On September 15th, 2018, a local news station in ███████, ████████ reported that approximately 5 civilians suddenly started fighting over a green box. Over the next few days, several news stations reported that the number of civilians fighting over the box had increased to approximately 40. Believing that the box had anomalous qualities, Mobile Task Force Omega-10("Crowd Control") was sent on September 18th to retrieve the box. All involved civilians were given amnestics and the box was reclassified to SCP-XXXX after noticing it's anomalous properties.
Incident #1 (September 25, 2018): Dr.Ron was spotted attempting to steal SCP-XXXX from its security locker. Dr Ron had also rewritten SCP-XXXX's file as seen in revision 2. Dr.Ron attempted to use revision 2 as a justification for stealing SCP-XXXX. Dr.Ron was apprehended and put in a standard humanoid containment cell and was given the designation SCP-XXXX-A-B-1. Dr Ron was interviewed on September 28, 2018. After the interview, Dr.Ron was amnesticized and was returned to duty.
Incident #2 (September 26, 2018): Multiple members of MTF Omega-10, site security, D-Class personnel, and other researchers attempted to steal SCP-XXXX from its security locker. After SCP-XXXX was unable to be found, Site-121 was put on lockdown. Security personnel who were not yet SCP-XXXX-A-B instances immediately learned of SCP-XXXX's cognitohazardous properties and quickly attempted to amnesticize all SCP-XXXX-A-B personnel. After reviewing SCP-XXXX's file, security personnel captured Dr.East and returned SCP-XXXX to its security locker. Dr.East and any involved personnel were amnesticized.
Interview #1 (September 28,2018):
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1
Interviewer: Dr.Sully
Foreword: This interview was held to gain insight into SCP-XXXX-A-B-1's motives.
<Begin Log>
Dr.Sully: So SCP-XXXX-A-B-1 please explain to me why you tried to steal SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Steal? SCP-XXXX belongs to me! I'm the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX!
Dr.Sully: Do you have any proof that SCP-XXXX belongs to you?
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Yes, see my mother was on life support recently after getting into an accident. The bills were so large, $150,000 a month to just keep her on life support! Could you believe it? Then one day a man, calling himself Professor Monii, gave me this box to make the money necessary to keep her alive.
Dr.Sully: You do realize that SCP-XXXX is anomalous and must be contained? No ordinary box could generate infinite amounts of money.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Did you not hear what I just said? My mother was going to die if I couldn't pay those bills! SCP-XXXX was the only way of saving her! You would do the same for your mother right? Put her life over trying to "contain this anomaly"?
Dr.Sully: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1, perhaps I would. But that doesn't mean using SCP-XXXX would be justified morally.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: You bastard! You just want my mother to die!
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1 attempted to strangle Dr.Sully before being subdued by security personnel. Dr.Simnoa has checked on SCP-XXXX-A-B-1's mother and she appears to be in perfect health.
Revision Author: Site Director Terson
Revision Date: October 23th, 2018
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard secure locker unit. Under no circumstance are personnel authorized to open SCP-XXXX's locker. The only exception is Site Director Terson, who will use SCP-XXXX to fund Site-121 projects after Incident #3.
In the case of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-A-B instances are to be amnesticized and moved to another site.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 15cm sided cubical box. On the outside of the SCP-XXXX is green cotton fiber paper with each side having a $ sign on it. Partial tears on each side of SCP-XXXX show that SCP-XXXX is made of gold. On one side of SCP-XXXX is a card that with the words "Dr Monii's Infinite Money Box" on it. On the opposite side of SCP-XXXX is a rectangular slot. When any human being can see the rectangular slot on SCP-XXXX, $20 US bills will begin to slide out of the slot at a rate of about one bill per second.
Personnel who have directly seen the rectangular slot become SCP-XXXX-A instances. For the first week of becoming an SCP-XXXX-A instance, the instance will act normally. After about a week of becoming a SCP-XXXX-A instance, said instances will become SCP-XXXX-A-B instances. SCP-XXXX-A-B instances will try to obtain SCP-XXXX for themselves. SCP-XXXX-A-B instances will become increasingly violent over SCP-XXXX and proclaim that they are the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX. Amensticizing SCP-XXXX-A instances will revert the SCP-XXXX-A instances to the state they were before observing SCP-XXXX.
Recovery: On September 15th, 2018, a local news station in ███████, ████████ reported that approximately 5 civilians suddenly started fighting over a green box. Over the next few days, several news stations reported that the number of civilians fighting over the box had increased to approximately 40. Believing that the box had anomalous qualities, Mobile Task Force Omega-10("Crowd Control") was sent on September 18th to retrieve the box. All involved civilians were given amnestics and the box was reclassified to SCP-XXXX after noticing it's anomalous properties.
Incident #1 (September 25, 2018): Dr.Ron was spotted attempting to steal SCP-XXXX from its security locker. Dr Ron had also rewritten SCP-XXXX's file as seen in revision 2. Dr.Ron attempted to use revision 2 as a justification for stealing SCP-XXXX. Dr.Ron was apprehended and put in a standard humanoid containment cell and was given the designation SCP-XXXX-A-B-1. Dr Ron was interviewed on September 28, 2018. After the interview, Dr.Ron was amnesticized and was returned to duty.
Incident #2 (September 26, 2018): Multiple members of MTF Omega-10, site security, D-Class personnel, and other researchers attempted to steal SCP-XXXX from its security locker. After SCP-XXXX was unable to be found, Site-121 was put on lockdown. Security personnel who were not yet SCP-XXXX-A-B instances immediately learned of SCP-XXXX's cognitohazardous properties and quickly attempted to amnesticize all SCP-XXXX-A-B personnel. After reviewing SCP-XXXX's file, security personnel captured Dr.East and returned SCP-XXXX to its security locker. Dr.East and any involved personnel were amnesticized.
Interview #1 (September 28,2018):
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1
Interviewer: Dr.Sully
Foreword: This interview was held to gain insight into SCP-XXXX-A-B-1's motives.
<Begin Log>
Dr.Sully: So SCP-XXXX-A-B-1 please explain to me why you tried to steal SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Steal? SCP-XXXX belongs to me! I'm the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX!
Dr.Sully: Do you have any proof that SCP-XXXX belongs to you?
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Yes, see my mother was on life support recently after getting into an accident. The bills were so large, $150,000 a month to just keep her on life support! Could you believe it? Then one day a man, calling himself Professor Monii, gave me this box to make the money necessary to keep her alive.
Dr.Sully: You do realize that SCP-XXXX is anomalous and must be contained? No ordinary box could generate infinite amounts of money.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Did you not hear what I just said? My mother was going to die if I couldn't pay those bills! SCP-XXXX was the only way of saving her! You would do the same for your mother right? Put her life over trying to "contain this anomaly"?
Dr.Sully: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1, perhaps I would. But that doesn't mean using SCP-XXXX would be justified morally.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: You bastard! You just want my mother to die!
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1 attempted to strangle Dr.Sully before being subdued by security personnel. Dr.Simnoa has checked on SCP-XXXX-A-B-1's mother and she appears to be in perfect health.
Incident #3 (October 18th, 2018): Multiple D-Class personnel and a few researchers attempted to breach containment of several SCP items, including SCP-XXXX. Nearly 50 anomalous humanoids SCPs escaped, including SCP-████ and SCP-████. All D-Class personnel were subdued and amnesticized. Regional Director1 Montgomery decided that Site-121 was not worth operating any longer after the incident. Site Director Terson was determined to keep Site-121 open as no other site was as large as Site-121 in the region. Regional Director Montgomery soon cut off funding to Site-121.
Site-121 Funding Proposal #24:
Dear Ethics Committee,
As you know Regional Director Montgomery has recently cut off funding of Site-121. Soon many of our employees are going to be unpaid and may search for pay elsewhere. We will unable to keep operating Site-121 in the coming month and that means dozens of SCPs will be unable to be contained. Here are the current Expenses of Site-121:
Expenses of Site-121 Cost Safe Object Containment Wings $131,000.00 Euclid Object Containment Wings $535,150.00 Keter Object Containment Wings $1,889,900.00 Staff Salaries $3,250,490.00 Site-121 Power Grid $1,234,950.00 Site-121 Housing, Food, And Other Amenities $7,569,960.00 As no other site in the region is capable of carrying the amount of SCP's that Site-121 has, I suggest using SCP-XXXX for funding Site-121.
Sincerely,
Site Director Terson
Site-121 Funding Proposal #24 Response: Site-121's Funding Proposal was approved on October 22, 2018.
Revision Author: Dr.Sully
Revision Date: January 7th, 2019
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard secure locker unit. Under no circumstance are personnel authorized to open SCP-XXXX's locker. Personnel are to be screened for being a possible SCP-XXXX-B instance. All personnel found to be a possible SCP-XXXX-B instance are to be moved to another site immediately.
In the case of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX-A, SCP-XXXX-A-B, and SCP-XXXX-B instances are to be amnesticized and moved to another site.
For an extra security measure, SCP-XXXX's file can only be edited by foundation personnel who do not reside at Site-121.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 15cm sided cubical box. On the outside of the SCP-XXXX is green cotton fiber paper with each side having a $ sign on it. Partial tears on each side of SCP-XXXX show that SCP-XXXX is made of gold. On one side of SCP-XXXX is a card that with the words "Dr Monii's Infinite Money Box" on it. On the opposite side of SCP-XXXX is a rectangular slot. When any human being can see the rectangular slot on SCP-XXXX, $20 US bills will begin to slide out of the slot at a rate of about one bill per second.
Personnel who have directly seen the rectangular slot become SCP-XXXX-A instances. For the first week of becoming an SCP-XXXX-A instance, the instance will act normally. After about a week of becoming a SCP-XXXX-A instance, said instances will become SCP-XXXX-A-B instances. SCP-XXXX-A-B instances will try to obtain SCP-XXXX for themselves. SCP-XXXX-A-B instances will become increasingly violent over SCP-XXXX and proclaim that they are the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX. Amensticizing SCP-XXXX-A instances will revert the SCP-XXXX-A instances to the state they were before observing SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-B instances are humans that have lived under the poverty line of the area they were living in at some point in their lives. SCP-XXXX-B instances will seek out SCP-XXXX similarily to SCP-XXXX-A-B instances after a month of being around 1km of SCP-XXXX.
Recovery: On September 15th, 2018, a local news station in ███████, ████████ reported that approximately 5 civilians suddenly started fighting over a green box. Over the next few days, several news stations reported that the number of civilians fighting over the box had increased to approximately 40. Believing that the box had anomalous qualities, Mobile Task Force Omega-10("Crowd Control") was sent on September 18th to retrieve the box. All involved civilians were given amnestics and the box was reclassified to SCP-XXXX after noticing it's anomalous properties.
Incident #1 (September 25, 2018): Dr.Ron was spotted attempting to steal SCP-XXXX from its security locker. Dr Ron had also rewritten SCP-XXXX's file as seen in revision 2. Dr.Ron attempted to use revision 2 as a justification for stealing SCP-XXXX. Dr.Ron was apprehended and put in a standard humanoid containment cell and was given the designation SCP-XXXX-A-B-1. Dr Ron was interviewed on September 28, 2018. After the interview, Dr.Ron was amnesticized and was returned to duty.
Incident #2 (September 26, 2018): Multiple members of MTF Omega-10, site security, D-Class personnel, and other researchers attempted to steal SCP-XXXX from its security locker. After SCP-XXXX was unable to be found, Site-121 was put on lockdown. Security personnel who were not yet SCP-XXXX-A-B instances immediately learned of SCP-XXXX's cognitohazardous properties and quickly attempted to amnesticize all SCP-XXXX-A-B personnel. After reviewing SCP-XXXX's file, security personnel captured Dr.East and returned SCP-XXXX to its security locker. Dr.East and any involved personnel were amnesticized.
Interview #1 (September 28,2018):
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1
Interviewer: Dr.Sully
Foreword: This interview was held to gain insight into SCP-XXXX-A-B-1's motives.
<Begin Log>
Dr.Sully: So SCP-XXXX-A-B-1 please explain to me why you tried to steal SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Steal? SCP-XXXX belongs to me! I'm the rightful owner of SCP-XXXX!
Dr.Sully: Do you have any proof that SCP-XXXX belongs to you?
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Yes, see my mother was on life support recently after getting into an accident. The bills were so large, $150,000 a month to just keep her on life support! Could you believe it? Then one day a man, calling himself Professor Monii, gave me this box to make the money necessary to keep her alive.
Dr.Sully: You do realize that SCP-XXXX is anomalous and must be contained? No ordinary box could generate infinite amounts of money.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: Did you not hear what I just said? My mother was going to die if I couldn't pay those bills! SCP-XXXX was the only way of saving her! You would do the same for your mother right? Put her life over trying to "contain this anomaly"?
Dr.Sully: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1, perhaps I would. But that doesn't mean using SCP-XXXX would be justified morally.
SCP-XXXX-A-B-1: You bastard! You just want my mother to die!
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-A-B-1 attempted to strangle Dr.Sully before being subdued by security personnel. Dr.Simnoa has checked on SCP-XXXX-A-B-1's mother and she appears to be in perfect health.
Incident #3 (October 18, 2018): Multiple D-Class personnel and a few researchers attempted to breach containment of SCP-XXXX. None of the previous personnel had ever seen SCP-XXXX before. A Foundation Algorithm was used to find any similarities between these people. All those who attempted to breach SCP-XXXX in Incident #3 lived below the poverty line at some point in their lives. All those involved breaching SCP-XXXX in Incident #3 are now referred to as SCP-XXXX-B instances.
Incident #4 (December 31, 2018): The Ethics Committee performed it's annual financial audit of all sites and noticed a discrepancy in Site-121. Site-121's expenses had jumped to about 100 times the amount of money that was being allocated to Site-121. A site-wide investigation was launched and it was found out that Site Director Terson was an SCP-XXXX-B instance. A new screening procedure for detecting SCP-XXXX-B instances was made and the full details are listed below. SCP-XXXX was reclassified as Euclid.
SCP-XXXX-B Screening Procedures: All current and future personnel financial records are to be searched through. If at any point the employee lived under the poverty line for where they lived, they are to be moved to another site. All personnel at Site-121, including D-Class personnel must be paid a salary of at least ██,███.██ in order to prevent said personnel from becoming an SCP-XXXX-B instance in the future.






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