16/07
First of all, this is Dr. Henninger writing. Currently I'm on my way back to the Foundation grounds, but Im not sure if I'll ever make it. Dr. Osai, I'm sorry for making you drink that stuff that one time. I thought it would be funny as I knew the effects it would have on you. I hope you'll forgive me.
Okay, I'll get to the point. I'm slowly transforming into a common chicken. While this may sound ridiculous y'all know that I'm not very good at telling jokes. It's been two days and I'm growing feathers all over my body. It freaking hurts! I'm also shorter as I was yesterday. To top all that, my legs are starting to turn orange, I think. It's super terrifying and I don't even know why this is happening! The only way for me to explain this is that I found a new SCP. Why do these things always happen to me!?
Well, I was on a small camping trip, just minding my own business. There where lots of things on my mind, but nothing I'll get into detail here. Anyway, I was just walking through the woods as I spotted an old building (I'm talking about it because I'm pretty sure that's the SCP that is doing this to me). It was shaped like a nesting hen. No idea who built it, but an old plaque said something like "Church of Elbris" established in 1990". I was curious so I walked around it and then took a look inside. There was nothing of significance there really. *1 Some chairs were arranged in a circle (or at least I think it was a circle at some point). Some leaves where laying around. Probably came through the broken windows.
*1 Wait yes, there was! There was a picture of a man who had feathers growing out of him engraven on the wall (the one that had the chicken head on the outside)! I can only guess that people did some messed up rituals up there!
I should probably mention that as soon as I had entered that "church", my body started itching mildly. Well, I guess I know what that was! So I didn't really think much of it and set camp somewhere close. The next day (so yesterday) I woke up in the middle of the night. My spine was hurting so much! Of course I tried to find the origin of the pain and as I was touching my back I felt feathers! Freaking shocker! I dealt with anomalies before, but I had never experienced one myself. I'm not into that Keter bullcrap.
Well, it's late. I'll draft a classification note tomorrow. Hopefully I can get it to you.
17/07
Woke up with half developed wings. I still have my hands fortunately, but who knows for how long. I'm just so glad I don't have any family. I couldn't live with that!
Anyway! You should do some testing on this SCP to see how my containment procedures can be improved.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: I guess it would be classified safe.
Special Containment Procedures: Do not let anyone enter this stupid place. It's as simple as that! But in all seriousness. Have someone with a weapon guard the entrance to XXXX. I don't want anyone else to end up like me. But test before if being around SCP-XXXX has the same transforming effect.
Description: Well, the anomaly itself transforms humans into chicken. I'm not sure if it does that for other living organisms. A person is likely to be affected by XXXX once they enter XXXX-1 (the church). I'm saying likely because I'm pretty sure that's the reason. I walked around the building for about 5 minutes and didn't feel anything, but as soon as I entered it, well..
I don't have any addenda, but you can definitely use my notes!
Oh, right. The building is located in Vermont. Green Mountain National Forest to be exact. I'm not 100% sure about the exact location though… Well, we've got drones!
18/07
I shrunk again over night! My body hurts insanely bad. And it doesn't really help that I'm trying to stay off the roads. I don't want to be the reason for the Foundation having to track down tons of people to administrate amnestics.
I wanted to hum a song this morning, but all I heard were chicken noises. I know that I'm completely sane, so it's not my imagination. So far I haven't felt any mental change, just physically. I'm actually curious to see how much intelligence I will retain. To say it very bluntly, if I turn into a normal actual chicken then I wouldn't care anymore. I wouldn't know that I had been a human. Forget that part. I don't feel the urge to eat anything different than what I brought. Actually, I'm craving hamburgers right now.
19/07
I have 300 degree vision now. It's super weird, but kind of helpful?
My hands are gone too, only have a few fingers left. I'll have to think of a way to carry these notes with me once I can't grab them anymore. In other words, this is my last note.
If you aren't from the Foundation you won't get the joke. What I'm trying to say is that if you find this note and you have no idea what I'm talking about then please send it to my friend Andrew. It's a game we're playing. And don't try to find the "chicken church", it doesn't exist.
His address is [REDACTED]
Per 
