"Jake's Joint"

SCP-XXXX as seen from outside

Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX has a 3m tall fence around it, 5m away from building’s walls. Two armed guards with local law enforcement uniforms should be lapping the perimeter of the fence at all times. Anybody who is witnessed entering SCP-XXXX should be detained, and with force if needed. Any questions pertaining to the origins, or reason of condemning on SCP-XXXX is to be answered with it being an old fast food establishment with lead pipes, faulty wiring, and broken ceiling.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1970’s themed establishment by the name of “Jake’s Joint”, although, it seems as though it was made much longer than 40 years ago, due to some primitive structural choices, and extremely worn down walls. SCP-XXXX is considered condemned by records. Anybody within 2m from SCP-XXXX will experience the compulsion to walk inside, without thinking about the difficulty of getting inside. Anomalous traits appear when several conditions are met:

+ Conditions

• Somebody must be inside the building
• The disco ball must be spinning at at least 5 rotations per minute
• At least three lights with at least 850 lumens of power must be shining, equal distance from one another
• Music originated from the 1970's must be playing. (It doesn't matter how well known or popular it is/was)

If these conditions are met, anybody within the building will fall into an REM sleep. Anybody within the building is deemed SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 will start to dance in the popular styles of the early 1970’s, often doing styles such as “The Robot”, “The Lawnmower”, YMCA themed dances, and “The Bump”, although in rare cases, other dances may be attempted. SCP-XXXX-1 will have perfect accuracy to the dance, seeming as though they have practiced previously. SCP-XXXX-1 will continue dancing until starvation. Getting someone out of the building has proven difficult as anybody who enters SCP-XXXX during the conditions will, of course, become another instance of SCP-XXXX-1. Once everyone who has entered SCP-XXXX has died, the cadavers will demanifest along with the three or more light sources, and the disco ball will stop spinning. However, the source of the music will not demanifest, and will just stop playing. The reason behind this is as of yet, unknown.