Jake’s SCP ideas (Safe, Euclid and Keter)

Infinity Toothbrush - Safe

Object class: Safe
Name: Infinity toothbrush

Important info:
This SCP is an electric toothbrush with seemingly infinite battery life. It has no known repercussions, other than some D-class personnel scratching themselves with the bristles by accident. A-class personnel are allowed to use the toothbrush whenever they so please. It is thought that the toothbrush harnesses heat energy to sustain itself, after experiments showed that if left running for extended periods of time the room temperature drastically decreased. The origins of the toothbrush are unknown. If you were to open the toothbrush you would find everything in a normal electric toothbrush, except a small purple chip which is quite hot to the touch. This was speculated to be how the toothbrush can harness energy. Some A-class personnel have tried putting them into other devices, like phones and toasters, but to no avail. The toothbrush was first found when when a child of twelve years old named “Joseph peters” living in [REDACTED] claimed that he had never once had to charge the toothbrush in the two years he’d owned it. SCP personnel promptly replaced the toothbrush with a normal one and wiped his memory of never having to charge it, instead giving him memories of charging it. On another note, certain A-Class personnel claimed that the toothbrush felt extremely comfortable and even some A-Class attempting to smuggle the toothbrush home with them. When used for a minimum of two minutes and a maximum of four minutes the subject’s oral hygiene will dramatically increase, even making people with missing teeth grow them back, and people who’ve had their tonsils surgically removed have grown them back. Researchers are still trying to figure out how the toothbrush can do this and some have theorised that it can harness even more energy and form it into solid matter, and rebuild teeth and gum tissue.

Murderous Maths - Euclid

Object class: Euclid
Name: Murderous Maths

Important info:
This object is a piece of A4 paper with a seemingly random, but very specific mathematic equation written on it in Arabic numerals. No living human knows what is written on the paper, as trying to solve, or even looking at the equation will make the reader pass out, and unless amnestics are applied, die in the next 15-20 minutes. Intelligent, non-human SCPs are able to read the equation without passing out or dying, but were instructed not to tell any humans what it says

Special containment procedures:
if the paper is not read at least once a fortnight, it will violently jerk and twitch, and release a foul smelling, toxic gas from an unknown source. The gas is very fine and can pass through some solid materials like thin glass wood, and in rare cases aluminium. A D-Class personnel, who has an IQ of over 80 is instructed to go into the room and try to solve the equation, they then pass out and sometimes are given amnestics in an attempt to keep them alive.

Hide and Seek - Keter

Object class: Keter
Name: Hide and seek

Important info:
‘Hide and Seek’ is a humanoid SCP which takes the form of a little girl under the age of 7, but is believed to be at least 130 years old. It has been observed to have abilities of teleportation which it uses under specific circumstances. It wears and olden-days purple frilly dress and a small purple bow in its hair.

Special containment procedures:
On seemingly random occasions, the little girl will get extremely agitated and when not in a direct line of sight, will teleport around the site and try to release other deadly SCPs. When near a Human, will ask to play hide and seek and if they refuse she carries on trying to release other SCPs and wreaking havoc. To combat this, a D-class personnel is instructed to go into the room and offer to play hide and seek. Refusal will result in termination. It will express joy, then tell the D-class to close their eyes, and if they do not the girl will become angry again and Wreak havoc. The girl will teleport to a random area within 35 meters of her original location. If she is found she will tell the seeker that they did a good job and go back to the containment area where she is given things a normal 7 year old girl would have in their bedroom. If not found within about 30 minutes, it will teleport somewhere near the D-class somewhere out of line of sight and make their heart suddenly stop And return to its containment area. It’s containment area is to be located 100 meters away from any other SCP containment chambers to prevent it from teleporting into one of them and attempting to open it or the D-class having to go into one of the chambers to find her.