SCP-XXXX-1 through -3, and SCP-XXXX-A.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All three (3) instances of SCP-XXXX, designated SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-3 are currently stored, along with SCP-XXXX-A, in a safe housed in Secure-Storage Unit ██ located at Site-██. The key to this safe can be acquired for testing and research purposes by asking Dr. A█████, who currently possesses the key. Outside of testing, nothing but SCP-XXXX-A is to be used with SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-3.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for a set of children's toys, likely meant to be contained in a magic toy set. SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-3 are plastic cups, each one colored red, blue, and yellow respectively. They are similar in composition to other plastic cups of the same type, being made from molded plasticized PVC. SCP-XXXX-A is a small, red rubber ball that seems to be of the █████████ brand, owned by the ██████ company. When asked, the ██████ toy company denied ever producing or marketing any type of magic set including duplicate instances of SCP-XXXX.
The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX-1 through -3 and SCP-XXXX-A are exhibited when SCP-XXXX-A is placed under any of the three cups and shuffled around in some way. This shuffling falls under no strict definitions, and can be done in any manner, coordinated and strategic, or completely random and impulsive. Once the user of SCP-XXXX has finished shuffling the cups and lifts them up, they will find that no matter what cup the ball was previously placed under, it will always reappear under a completely different cup. (ex; The user shuffles the cups in a way so that the ball enters the blue cup last, but when the cups are lifted, it will be under the yellow cup.)
No pattern has been found as to how the ball picks which cup it will reappear under, and patterns thought to be found are soon shown to be coincidence. At present, there remains no way of correctly determining which cup the ball will appear under. Even if the cups are lifted, and the ball is moved to a new cup without any added movement or shuffling, the user will find that the ball has now moved to a completely different cup than the one it was moved to. Exactly how the ball is able to teleport to the other cups is currently unknown.
During testing, the ball has been observed to repeatedly evade any attempts at using techniques other than pure guesswork to find its location, sometimes not even moving from the cup it's in. Because of this, advanced specially-coded algorithms always fail to determine what cup the ball will be under, someone shuffling the cups will be unable to feel, hear, or see the ball inside of the cup after the apparent "shift", someone following the cup with their eyes will always be wrong, recording devices set to send live footage to a remotely accessed area will have their communications intercepted until the cups are lifted, and lights inside the cup will similarly stop working until the cups are lifted. Research is ongoing as to why and how devices that could signify the position of the ball seem to fail just before the "shift", and work perfectly after the cups are lifted.
Research is also ongoing to ascertain which object has sentience, if any.
SCP-XXXX in its containment chamber.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is allowed out of its containment chamber once every day for the staff lunch break. It is permitted to freely roam the Cafeteria and feed portions of its spaghetti to any personnel wishing to consume pasta from the object. Hostile behavior towards SCP-XXXX is completely forbidden, and it is to be watched to ensure that it does not leave the Cafeteria or enter the Staff Kitchen. Once lunch is over, SCP-XXXX is to be escorted back to its containment chamber. If, for whatever reason, it does not comply with staff, it is to be calmly and coldly reminded that if it continues resisting, it will not be allowed to venture out of its containment chamber for lunch break the next day. Once, in the middle of every week, SCP-XXXX is to be given one (1) serving, or fifty-seven (57) grams (2 ounces), of boiled, unseasoned pasta.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large mass of spaghetti, with two (2) blue human eyes of unknown DNA. SCP-XXXX measures when "standing" at over 2.032 meters (6 feet, 8 inches). However, it tends to prefer slouching over. The object is capable of locomotion, using the spaghetti on the bottom of its form as "tendrils" to propel itself. It maintains a body temperature of around 37.5 to 38.3 °C (99.5 or 100.9 °F). Where this heat comes from is unknown. How the object controls its body is also unknown, but is the subject of much study. Extensive research shows that the creature is composed entirely of pasta.
When any living organism (hereafter referred to as "the subject") capable of consuming spaghetti is heard or seen by the creature (how it has the capability to hear is unknown), it will slide over to them. If the subject is hungry, (the threshold for "hungry", as well as how SCP-XXXX determines that the subject is hungry, is unknown) SCP-XXXX will lay itself in front of the subject in such a way as to allow it to be consumed. Its eyes will be completely pulled into the mass of pasta, and it will lie still, allowing the subject to begin consuming it. Extensive studying of where these eyes go reveals that the eyes somehow ████████████████, leaving no trace. In spite of any potential disgust or fear that the subject had previously expressed regarding SCP-XXXX, it will eventually happily consume the spaghetti making up the creature, regardless of if the subject even liked spaghetti to begin with. If the subject attempts to add seasoning or sauce to the spaghetti, it will twitch and spasm mildly, but otherwise nothing of note will occur.
Once the subject has consumed enough spaghetti to be considered "full" by SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX will reform itself, its eyes will re-emerge from the pasta, and it will slither away. SCP-XXXX will be missing an amount of mass corresponding to the amount consumed by the subject. In order to regain this lost mass, it must be fed at least one (1) serving of boiled, unseasoned pasta as specified in the Special Containment Procedures. It will then regrow its lost mass, through unknown methods. From observation, the existing spaghetti seems to "grow" similarly to hair, but at a greatly accelerated rate. The longest amount of time it has ever taken to reform is twenty-four (24) hours, while the shortest is ten (10) minutes. If given less pasta than the specified amount, that amount will be used to reform, while being given an excess of pasta to the specified amount will increase its mass. Due to accidental overfeeding, SCP-XXXX has gained around █.█ meters (█ feet, █ inches). From this research, its been assumed that SCP-XXXX has the unusual ability to "assimilate" the pasta into its existing mass.
SCP-XXXX was discovered by the Foundation in the city of ██████████, Indiana, at the █████████ high school, after reports of a "spaghetti monster" roaming the outside of the building. When Foundation agents arrived to investigate the claims, many of the students had already recorded video footage of SCP-XXXX, requiring the assistance of MTF unit Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings"), and the widespread deployment of amnestics and fabricated memories.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a soundproofed lead terrarium resembling its natural habitat, ████████ County, K███████. This terrarium is to be kept in a 2.7 meter by 2.7 meter soundproofed concrete chamber surrounded by a Faraday cage. At no point are any other animals to be introduced into the containment area except for the purposes of testing. Testing is only allowed after written approval from two researchers of Level 3 or higher, and Dr. St████. SCP-XXXX is to be fed at least five live crickets weekly. at least five dead crickets weekly. See Incident XXXX-1.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a Pterostichus spp., commonly known as the Woodland Ground Beetle. All DNA, weight, and liquid displacement tests seem to confirm that SCP-XXXX is, in fact, this insect, and not a projection by some other anomaly. However, SCP-XXXX has the unusual ability to communicate with other species of animal, including but not limited to beetles, other insects, birds, reptiles, amphibians, mammals, and [DATA REDACTED]. This allows it to convince other creatures that it is the same type of animal, and thus, SCP-XXXX has been seen able to communicate with and convince other animals to do what can only be assumed is its bidding. The ability does not just extend to basic communication and persuasion, however. Researchers have noted that, when placed with a mothering bear and its cubs, after a brief moment of no response from the bear to SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX was quickly adopted by the bear and its cubs, being treated with care, protected, and eventually [DATA EXPUNGED], resulting in two fatalities before it was neutralized.
As previously stated, SCP-XXXX has been observed communicating with various mammals, including bears, dolphins, and mice. It has also been known to attempt communication with humans. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX report hearing intensely loud screeching and squeaking sounds similar to high-pitched radio interference coming from inside their heads when around SCP-XXXX. Current theories speculate that, as SCP-XXXX seems to be a far more advanced specimen of its kind, it has heightened capability for adaptation and evolution, which it is currently using to learn [DATA EXPUNGED] from the conversations of various personnel assigned to its containment. It is currently unknown if this constitutes a possible breach of information. Further research is required as to SCP-XXXX's heightened ability to adapt to its circumstances and learn [REDACTED].
SCP-XXXX was found after reports of a preteen boy being found dead in his room in ████████ County, K███████, due to suffocation. When taken in for autopsy, numerous amounts of mosquitos, gnats, and other flying pests were found clogging the boy's trachea, nostrils, and ear canals. When R██████ J██████, a Foundation Agent embedded in the area's local police force, was sent along with two other officers to investigate the boy's room, one of the officers began to examine a jar on the shelf containing the corpse of a cricket, a small amount of dirt and grass, and SCP-XXXX. When doing so, however, Officer ██████ was attacked by two large spiders, which crawled up his face and began entering his mouth. The spiders were killed, and Agent J██████, suspecting "some kinda anomaly or somethin'" to be the cause, called the Foundation. All eyewitnesses and investigators to both the death and the attack during investigation were given amnestics, the case was covered up as a previously undiscovered medical condition, and, with minimal investigation, SCP-XXXX was determined to be the source of the attacks and retrieved by Foundation agents shortly afterwards.
Incident XXXX-1: On 5/30/20██, Dr. St████ entered SCP-XXXX's containment chamber to give it its usual meal of five live crickets. Upon opening the container housing SCP-XXXX, nearly ███ crickets escaped from the container and attacked Dr. St████. While typical crickets aren't a very severe threat, the crickets from the container were unusually coordinated in their attack, and aimed primarily for Dr. St████'s ears, eyes, nose, mouth, and [REDACTED]. This incapacitated him long enough for SCP-XXXX to breach containment and wander the facility for nearly █ hours before being captured and returned to containment. Current hypothesis is that SCP-XXXX used most of the crickets given to it every week to prepare and coordinate an attack on Dr. St████, who had been on feeding duty for most of SCP-XXXX's time in containment. Fortunately, Dr. St████ recovered with minimal injuries, however he seems to have now developed a strong distaste for bugs, crickets in particular. SCP-XXXX is now fed five dead crickets weekly, as opposed to live ones.
Note: They were fucking EVERYWHERE.
-Dr St████
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Due to its immobile nature, the entrance to SCP-XXXX is to be contained on-site. The house containing SCP-XXXX is to be closed off to all citizens under the guise of a toxic black mold infestation. Anyone caught trespassing onto the property is to be detained, and then released following interrogation and administration of Class-A Amnestics.
Experimentation regarding the blue liquid in SCP-XXXX is limited to Class 3 personnel and above, and requires permission from at least two Level 4 personnel. No personnel are to enter SCP-XXXX between the hours of 8:30 PM and 6 AM unless in dire circumstances in order to avoid upsetting SCP-XXXX-1. Under no circumstances is any hostility to be taken towards SCP-XXXX-1, as he is generally peaceful and amicable to Foundation personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to 302 liters of an unknown substance located in a bathtub, in a house in ████████ County, O███. The substance appears to be similar to average water, except that it is tinted a deep blue in color. This substance, presumed to be a type of liquid, appears to be only partly present in our reality. Any and all objects coming into contact with it do not submerge in it, but seem to disappear, as if being put through a portal. This "portal" has been shown to emerge from a wall in the house of a man named Charles S████, (hereinafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1.) who appears to be a human adult male in his early sixties.
SCP-XXXX-1 seems to be the sole inhabitant of this dimension, living in a large house that appears to be no different from any other average suburban home. SCP-XXXX-1 has a polite, albeit occasionally blunt personality, and has been shown to enjoy conversation and tea with Foundation agents, and prefers for Foundation personnel to refer to him as Charles in conversation. SCP-XXXX-1 tends to show little to no shock or intrigue related to his living situation, and often refuses to explain how he ended up in this reality. He will attempt to change the subject if asked about it too much.
During interviews and small talk over tea with Foundation personnel, SCP-XXXX-1 has, whether purposefully or not, revealed many facts about his life, and more importantly his family. SCP-XXXX-1 appears to have had a close relationship with certain members of his family until something occurred that caused them to split apart, and SCP-XXXX-1 to move into this strange reality. What would've caused such a change, however, has yet to be explained by SCP-XXXX-1, and when brought up, will often cause him to become visibly solemn and uncomfortable. Identifying and tracking the family of SCP-XXXX-1 is an ongoing effort, and all information on the subject is to be immediately reported to the current Head of Containment for SCP-XXXX, Dr. Laswell.
Reminder to all personnel not to enter SCP-XXXX from the hours of 8:30 PM to 6 AM. Not for any particular safety reasons, but just because it's polite. He's an older guy, let him sleep.
-Dr. Laswell
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1
Interviewer: Agent ██████
Foreword: This is the transcript of the first interview of SCP-XXXX-1, conducted by Agent ██████.
<BEGIN LOG>
Interviewer: [speech]
Person: [speech]
[Repeat as necessary]
<END LOG>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
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