Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Eucild
Special Containment Procedures: Subject is to be contained in a steel humanoid containment cell 10m x 10m x 10m, with a 1m layer of custom sound proofing Vinyl and Mineral Wool on each wall's exterior. The room lighting is purposely dimed to 500 lumens, per subjects request, and shouldn’t exceed 800 lumens. No electrical breakers or key wiring should run along the inner containment chamber’s walls (to prevent the removal and possible repurposing of these circuits). An one-way mirror observation room is stationed 7ms up the north wall. The entrance is situated on the south wall and uses a 3m x 2m x 2m airlock/passage before leading into ████████'s corridor. Within the airlock are 4 automated sentry turrets, equipped with the latest motion tracking software, the turrets are only active when no site personnel are present chamber.
Subject is allowed several luxuries and forms of pleasure and entertainment to allow safer and easier containment of it. Such items include but are not limited to 1-100inch TV monitor, 1-████████ Bed, several paints and canvases, ████ videogame systems, 1-████████████ couch, and 1 custom made trampoline. Any broken furniture should be replaced promptly by the on-site's clean up team. Subject is also allowed to request certain items to maintain its compliance. If the request is denied, denial should be given with appropriate and logical reasoning. (see incident report 2)
Parameters for a Request
- No Staff or Site personal
- No Object that can be converted into a weapon
- No 'World Event' media or non-fiction material relaying the events of the world
- No sentient or non-sentient SCP's
- Only selected D-Class to play games with
- One household pet or animal at at time
- Food from the on-site cafeteria's daily menu
In the south west corner is an iron suit, hence referred to as ‘the broker’. The broker is made with the exact dimensions of XXXX from the neck down to the subject's digits. On the outside of the broker's left arm is an electronic hinge that is remotely controlled by staff. On the opposite side is an electro-magnetic release lock that will activate upon the broker closing. The broker is to be used for transportation of the SCP and when inducting newly assigned staff. All new personnel who intended to interact or speak directly with subject must undergo the judgement procedure (as described): Staff must have a full, mandatory, background check. Any event in the person’s life that is considered as cruel or immoral are to discontinue the procedure immediately. Upon passing the background check, XXXX will be asked to wear the provided blindfold and to step into the broker. 2 security guards will escort the personal into chamber and remove the blindfold from the subject when authorized by the head researcher. A blindfold should also be used whenever transporting the subject. If SCP-XXXX’s reaction is of no threat to the staff present, they are permitted to interact with XXXX. If subject becomes agitated upon seeing the staff, they must must evacuate and be transported off-site with no knowledge of the destination reaching any researcher linked to the studing of XXXX. The researcher may return to the site after 6 months, or with the 05 Council's approval.
Researchers Note- the guards should also have completed the judgement procedure.
Should XXXX attempt to breach its containment, the fail-safe will flood the cell with a 1000kL mixture of water and liquid nitrogen. If the countermeasures are compromised on-site MTF and security guards are to quarantine the sector. Squads should also mobilize and guard all important on-site assets. Commander R. Matthews will assume tactical superiority and coordinate from ████████████. Squads are authorized to use deadly force, remain within close proximity, check in often, and cover ventilation ducts.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unknown human male of Caucasian heritage. XXXX is 1.89ms in height and 63.27 kilograms and resembles a healthy athletic 18yr. Notable features are the following: missing irises and perfectly straight teeth. SCP is by all accounts considered a mentally deranged mastermind severely traumatized person cunning mad man an unpredictable and dangerous psychopath with several anomalous abilities (See list below). The subject has an inconsistent aptitude test record but it should be noted that the subject commonly displays a high aptitude level for both physical and mental tasks. The subject doesn't appear to have one anomalous trait but rather several. (See Additional Anomalous Properties). However the subject’s most notable anomalous property is its ability to see people’s life choices. Theory is that it can see an individual’s history/past, almost retaining everything the individual has seen through their eyes. If XXXX establishes visual contact with an immoral individual, subject will likely proceed to assault them, eliminating them in extremely grotesque methods (see interview log 1).
Similarly the subject's psychiatric evaluation continues to be inconclusive, however MRI scans suggests 1 or multiple mental disorders. Scans show the subject possibly having the following: Bipolar disorder, Multiple Personalities, OCD, DID, Asperger syndrome, Autism, Schizophrenia, Clinical Depression, Kleptomania, “a brain tumor”, or “exposure to something anomalous”.
After XXXX had been in the MRI scanner for 20mins the MRI program crashed, engineers reported the image reader malfunctioning.
Additional anomalous properties:
- Subject is able to control his center of gravity. This lets the subject scale walls, ceilings and move at high speeds from 36km/h – N/A
- No sustenance or rest is required to maintain bodily functions. (However subject enjoys eating food)
- Mimicry of voices, male and female
- Its body is immune to pain and lacerations. Any blade or sharp object that cuts through its body will leave an outline of where the incision was made, but the skin will not separate. Healing is almost instant, depending on size, healing can take from 2.2-5sec.
- Serious damage from firearms has shown to incapacitate the subject, but it will do whatever it can to prevent this damage.
- Furthermore firearms are the most effective at harming the subject. This reason is yet to be understood.
- Subject can regenerate lost body tissue and vital organs, but at rates of 2-7 weeks
- The subject is capable of bending and contorting its body in ways which its anatomy shouldn't allow. I.e. turning its head around 270°, bending elbows and knees in their opposite direction etc.
For more details regarding subjects anomalous properties see the Testing Logs.
Researchers Note- Subject claims its body obeys its will.
XXXX displays 4 certain behavior patterns. These behaviors have been documented to reduce any concern or distress the staff may have for the subject.
- Common Behavior: Subject will remain passive, and will actively seek something it finds entertaining. Subject’s personality is inconsistent while like this. Staff have reported him acting polite, vulgar, respectful, intrusive, satisfied, menacing or sympathetic.
- Behavior A: Subject will float slowly around the cell, sometimes curled into the fetal position. It will change direction upon making contact with any of the cell’s surfaces. XXXX is considered to be docile in this state.
- Behavior B: Subject displays sadomasochistic behaviours. Aggression varies, i.e. smacking himself in the face or repeatedly throwing himself into the wall. XXXX doesn’t appear bothered by the pain.
- Behavior C: XXXX will talk very quickly to himself. Normally pacing around the cell floor, wall and ceiling. Subject tends to laugh when doing this. Though the subject often discusses other topics such as human philosophy and social issues.
Any behavior that doesn’t match these is to be reported to head researcher Dr.Coogan
SCP-XXXX-Recovery: Subject was apprehended Moscow Russia on the 15th of October ████. Several reports of a murderer with finger prints and DNA being untraceable drew foundation attention. It was later determined that these murders where linked to a string of previous murders trailing through the USA and Canada before appearing in Russia. A total of 108 victims, 65 Males and 43 Females, where linked to the unidentified killer. Foundation took exclusive interest on 7 murders in Russia being KGB agents. Russian Officials colluded with Foundation personal to identify the culprit. The KGB has allowed the foundation to document the following security records. 2 agents, whose names were withheld, were guarding ████████ at ████████████. 2 hidden cameras where watching the site. At approximately 1:35pm a hooded individual (which has now been confirmed as SCP) approached them. Agents attempted to kindly ask the individual to leave. SCP then looked directly where the hidden cameras are placed and displayed an eerily large grin. Any further information dictating the event and who they were guarding have been withheld by the KGB. Foundation began monitoring the city of Moscow were the majority of recent murders related to the SCP have occurred. On October 12th, Agent Kesha reported that an individual had walked into a police station, and opened his jacket to reveal custom-made explosives. He was then arrested on the spot and detained. 3 Days later Agent Kesha arrived at the holding cell after she heard suspicious reports of anomalous activity. Several lawmen and detainees had come within 3m of the individual suffered serious bodily harm. Agent Kesha contacted MTF-Xi-3 (Body Snatchers) for support. The suspect was found sitting cross legged on the ceiling, and proceeded to be detained with no resistance. All officers employed at the station where given Class-G amnesties.
Researchers Note- Subject remained strangely calm and docile while being moved into foundation custody. Contradictory to his supposed violent and aggressive nature.
Incident-XXXX-1
Foreword: Subject had remained motionless since day of containment. Attempts at provoking a response had begun as ‘Response Testing’, - days since containment. 3 D-class personnel were selected at random each day and tasked to invoke any form of response in subject. The containment procedure for the testing was an air tight medium steel containment unit with a plexiglass wall in the middle to prevent any D-class directly interacting.
Response Testing-7: 1st D-Class was a former musician/ convicted felon. D-class was asked to play the flute and guitar provided. D-class was asked to keep playing for 3mins. No response from SCP. 2nd D-class was a former photographer, D-class was ordered to arrange and organize the given ornaments and photograph it. Response given by SCP in the form of a single glance. D-class asked to return to his cell after 7mins as he claims he was “feeling past tendencies coming back.” Request granted. 3rd D-class was given a 9mm Smith and Weston and a 3-week-old Golden Retriever before entering room. D-class is ordered to play with the puppy. Response triggered in the subject. Subject sits up and crawls to the bottom of plexiglass and presses his hands against it, smiling. D-class is given the signal. D-class terminates the dog in 2 shots. Subject remain motionless for 8.3secs then crawls back to the previous sitting position. Subject is silent for 3 seconds before breaking out into laughter. Laughter continues for approximately the next 10hrs. Testing is postponed. D-class 2 and 3 are asked to meet together and discuss what they did in front of subject. No reaction is invoked in subject until 11mins into their discussion. SCP stands using only his legs, while his torso rolls up along his spinal vertebra to a neutral posture, before slowly advancing to the glass. Both D-class don’t notice the subject’s presence. Subject then aggressively smacks his hand against the glass startling both D-class. Subject then rapidly jerks his head between the 2 D-class for 15 seconds, camera audio faintly picked up a sound that is assumed to be the cracking of the subject’s neck vertebrae. Subject then repeatedly, and at an increasing pace, slams his cranium against the glass until it shatters. The glass causes a gash in subject’s head which sprayed blood over most of the room’s interior. Subject kills the first D-class by digging his fingers into the D-class’ facial orifices, nasal and eye sockets, subject then rips the skull apart scattering bone fragments and brain tissue all over the chamber. Subject then tears off the second D-class’s arms and forcibly shoves them down his throat, the second D-class dies of asphyxiation. Subject then dances with the headless corpse of the first D-class for 13min. Later the subject uses the second D-class’s blood to write on the wall in German “Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.” Translated “Everything has an end, only the sausage has two.” Subject then collapses laughing. Subject was restrained after Research staff concluded the testing. Containment procedures reworked.
Additional Note- After this Incident subject is assumed to be a sadistic and masochistic. Psychiatric staff are unable to explain why SCP laughed at the dog. Subject is henceforth classified as Euclid.
Incident-XXXX-2
Foreword: Updated containment procedures keep XXX in a heavy-duty containment cell and restrained to a steel table lifted on an angle of 70’ to assist with swallowing food. Restraints consisted of 4 stainless steel shackles 2mm x 75mm x 100mm around subject’s wrists and ankles. 1 leather strap 2mm x 75mm x 120mm around neck with padding. And 1 leather harness 3mm x 950mm x 500mm around torso.
Researcher staff agreed to monitor behavior for 30 days before any direct interaction is made. Subject had been confined for 14 days, 11hrs and 13mins, leading up to the breach. During this time subject had requested to be given some form of freedom or entertainment multiple times. These were of course denied. █/█/█ subject began acting restless, struggling against restraints and begging for release before ceasing all movement for the remaining 15days. Upon examination SCP was discovered deceased. Doctor Coogan immediately ordered SCP to be wheeled out, still in restraints, to the labs for full autopsy report. Lab C - Camera 2 recorded the following. Dr ████████ and ████████ began to examine the condition of the body, moments later, subject starts convulsing and then wakes. Subject then proceeds to dislocate his ankles and thumbs allowing him to pull his limbs out the restraints. Subject snaps off the remaining harness restraint and begins assaulting all staff present while laughing. On-site MTF were alerted and captured the subject after ██hrs. See interview log 1 with task force member Captain Robert Matthews.
Interview-1-INCIDENT-2-XXXX
Interviewed: Captain R. Matthews member of task force ██████ now re-designated as leader of personnel task force “Gun Control”.
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Begin Log
Dr Coogan: this is Doctor Coogan, interview log with Cpt Matthews. Questions on the subject’s anomalous abilities. Can you confirm that you observed SCP anomalies?
Matthews: Yeah, I “observed” him in action.
Dr Coogan: can you describe what you saw.
Matthews: okay f—k, well the guy was creeping on the walls like Spider-Man. Laughing while he tore my men limb from limb.
Dr Coogan: can you elaborate for us, preferably from the beginning please?
Matthew: I hadn’t checked my watch for last hour so about ████ afternoon. It was my turn to get coffee and I just got back when a containment breach went off inside the testing labs. I chugged my coffee before grabbing my gear, and met my squad at sector T’s elevator. Everyone was quiet while I relayed the information of SCP on the way down, basically I got told “subject was a male humanoid entity that was recently captured.” And that all we knew about him-it were “random violent outbursts and that he had weird body movement.” That was next to nothing looking back.
Dr Coogan: you were the leader of your squad of, twenty (20) men, you included, correct?
Matthews: yeah, I was… hey can I smoke. *lights and inhales cigarette* We split into four (4) teams of five (5), I was leading Team 1. We all agreed to converge at the lab in an hour of scouting sector T, but after the hour was up only Team 2 and us where there.
Dr Coogan: can you describe what you saw when you got there?
Image of the scene has been REDACTED by order of ██████. Site ███‘s testing labs are located along a hallway with 5 test labs (labelled A to E) each with its own 2m x 0.8m air tight door. Separating each door is a glass panel approximately 6m x 2.658m and 5cm thick. Increased security measures are in place on C, D and E (security clearance required).
Matthews: well my Team entered the from the south side while Team 2 entered from the north, most of the hallway was bleach white like the rest of the compound. Lab C’s window was smashed with what I assumed the face of one of science staff. He was slumped over the strip of wall long enough for the blood to pool and reach the other side of the hall. Even with all the blood and broken glass the hallway was still fairly clean. *inhales cigarette* Except the wall had a bloody trail like someone crawled up it. Trail eventually lead to the north door. Team 2 said they saw it led on around the corner when coming in. Inside the lab, tables, shelves and other… surgical equipment… were either smashed or flipped upside down. I saw maybe 4 bodies amongst it all. We waited for Teams 3 and 4, *inhales cigarette* for at 30mins, then I decide we should follow the trail. It lead to the cafeteria, then the trail started literally doing loopy loops on the ceiling. I decided to change the rendezvous, the hallway was claustrophobic for two (2) teams anyway. *inhales cigarette* Team 4 reported in saying they’re were checking on the surveillance system hoping to find SCP. Team 3 had gone radio silent. We checked coms every 5mins for the next 40mins, I think. Then Sam asks me “what did you say?” But I hadn’t said anything. Sam just looked confused but I don’t think he thought much about it, I started to panic a little so I tightened my grip while I held my breath and tried to listen-
Dr Coogan: what did you tighten your grip on? Remember we need specifics in these reports.
Matthews: my gun, I tightened my grip on my gun. And I nearly forgot to breath for a whole minute. Then I heard it “hey did you guys hear that?” My voice echoing in the room. I felt everyone turn to look at me and I was getting ready for what was next. I order everyone to form a defensive circle in the room’s centre. I called for names and, I don’t know when, but Sam was gone. We radio team 3 and 4 but get no response. Floyd then hears a voice from under a table and we find team 3’s transponder radio underneath. Something like wet footsteps started echoing in the room all around us. Then the fucking lights started falling and bursting. One of the lights fell on Conrad. I told, I think, Peter, Dylan, doesn’t matter now, to help him, while we all stood guard. The next five minutes were quieter than the inside of a coffin. *inhales cigarette* I ordered us all to switch to night vision. Peter then screamed as he pointed to the wall where a sad emoji looking face appeared, I think it was drawn in blood. It was simple and kind of cute actually. After I turned back around more sad bloody f—king faces appeared and then more as I looked up and down the walls. *inhales cigarette* Then I saw one of the faces was drawn with a smile in the corner of the ceiling. Next thing I feel is something shoulder charging into my left ribs. *inhales cigarette* I could hear my squad panicking. And then I saw him, he pressed me against the wall and twisted my neck until I felt a crack. I thought I was going to die and felt so scared. *Inhales cigarette* Then I realised I could still breath, and see, but I couldn’t feel a thing. I could barely think straight. Then he raised my head and, oh god those eyes.
(Matthews starts sobbing)
Then he kissed me, I could barely feel it but I knew he was kissing me tongue and all. He stops after, I don’t how long it was, but afterwards he propped my head up and tore up my men laughing… Knowing I was watching! He played with them like puppets… then he piled them up and just sat on it. Rocking back and forth on it while humming a f—king song…. I don’t remember seeing anything else but that thing for 2hrs until the next squad of men came in and restrained him. Why the fuck! Did he not do anything that time!
End Log Matthews became unable to cooperate at this point and was sedated and escorted for psychiatric rehabilitation
Casualty Report:
Dead: 29
Site Staff
██████ Blunt head trauma to the cranium, from smashing a glass window
██████ Suffocation, from the full weight of a table and shelf
██████ Suffocation, from drowning in a sink
██████ Multiple rib fractures, bruising suggests multiple thrown objects
██████ Asphyxiation, by strangulation
██████ Exsanguination, by crude removal of the jaw
██████ Shock, via snapping of all humerus, radius, and femurs
██████ Gastrointestinal Perforation, from the stomach overloading with water
██████ Evisceration, with a scalpel
██████ Blood loss, due to amputation of the left leg
MTF
██████ Blast and thermal trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Immolation, from an unknown flammable chemical
██████ Penetrating trauma, via 15 9mm rounds to the head
██████ Penetrating trauma, via a 20cm hole in the lower midsection
██████ Penetrating trauma and shock, via being stabbed with the victims Tibia and Fibula
██████ Pneumothorax and spinal fractures, due to major impact along the back
Pvt Sam Williams. Massive blunt trauma, from 2 opposing external pressures crushing the head
██████ Cardiac Tamponade, from being impaled with two of the victim’s ribs
Sgt Peter Tamul. Total Organ failure, from 71 consecutive stab wounds
██████ Fractured cervical and clavicles, via falling 9m
██████ Asphyxiation, from strangulation with the victim’s small intestine
██████ Blunt trauma, via presumably a rifle causing internal bleeding and multiple bone fractures
██████ Vertical evisceration, from removal of the skull and spine
Sgt Dylan Bercott. Dismemberment, from a grenade in the oesophagus
Pvt Conrad Yellot. Blood loss and shock, from being flayed
██████ Intracerebral haemorrhage, reason unknown
Injured: 1
Cpt Robert Matthews. 2nd neck vertebra had internal bruising. However damage was minimal and patient made a full recovery.
Addendum: Dr Coogan has pushed for interviewing SCP-XXXX. Interviewing is scheduled to begin immediately.
Interview log 1-B
Foreword: During Interview log 1-A the SCP punctured Dr████████ femoral artery with a sharpened paper clip while sitting down. Dr████████ remained unaware of this until he displayed symptoms of sever blood loss and when guards noticed the puddle of blood beneath the table. Dr████████ is now in intensive care and the paper clip was confiscated. (No further items were found on the SCP.)
Interviewer: Dr █████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr: Can you start by telling me your name?
SCP: I don’t think I can.
Dr: Why is that.
SCP: Either I don’t remember, or I don’t want to.
Dr: You do have a name then?
SCP: Yes. Tell me what’s your name doc?
Dr: That is irrelevant.
SCP: Well Dr. irrelevant, it’s a pleasure to meet you.
Dr: Please cooperate. Are you human?
SCP: Always.
Dr: Do you know how your body gained these anomalous abilities?
SCP: hehe. Yeah.
Dr: Can you explain then?
SCP: Only if you say please.
Dr: Seriously?
SCP: Yes, seriously.
Dr: Can you “please” explain your anomalous abilities?
SCP: Thank you for asking so politely. Well if I were to convey what makes me tick. I’d have to say I’m twenty-seven (27) different flavours of mental lunacy, with a sprinkle of… everything.
Dr: Everything?
SCP: Yes.
Dr: What is everything?
SCP: Humanity. The world. The elements, whatever strikes your bargain.
Dr: Do you remember when you gained your anomalous abilities?
SCP: No. But I do remember feeling wrathful and despair like never before. Then he came to me.
Dr: Who came to you?
SCP: Me.
Dr: You?
SCP: Well no, not ‘I’ but ‘me’, and ‘me’ was ‘I’.
Dr: Can you please be more explicit in saying that.
(SCP starts twisting and contorting in its chair for fifteen (15) seconds before stopping and remaining silent)
Dr: Umm… okay so it was you who… came to you?
(SCP begins untangling itself) SCP: No. It wasn’t me. It was definitely someone else. Something not me… I think.
Dr: Another question to return too. Why are your irises devoid of any pigment?
SCP: Oh, The same time I forgot pain, I remember feeling my eyes roll out of their sockets, and then a scalpel cut through realities fleshy fabric and…(Laughing)
Dr: Didn’t you say that “you” came to yourself?
SCP: Did I? What do you think I said?
Dr: Okay (Dr██████ erases previous notes). What did you see?
SCP: I saw red dirt and silver blood leaking from a moon that I could touch. Horses with horns bent forward and skin that gleamed like it just came out a furnace. They were all vibrating like a maraca while hissing spit with a three-pronged tongue. It all made me feel so happy.
Dr: Why?
SCP: Because it all made sense.
Dr: Why did that make sense? And how were you able to understand it?
SCP: Well doc, the only way to understand it, is to be confidently mad.
Dr: How does—
SCP: Someone becomes mad like any person would. Copious amounts of pain. (SCP starts to have what looks like a mild seizure before snapping back into sitting position)
Dr: Do you remember who or what caused you such pain.
SCP: (SCP begins laughing) The world.
End Log XXXX continued to laugh for the next 5 hours.
Interview Log 2-D
Foreword: Further interviews have been inconsistent with the information the subject provides. Subject has retold the events provided in 3 more different ways. Any information provided about the SCP’s background is to be assumed as false. However, subject has been consistently stating, that the 'world' is the catalyst for his anomalous abilities.
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr Coogan: Hello SCP my name is Dr Coogan. I am your head researcher so to speak.
SCP: Congratulations.
Dr Coogan: As much as we don’t know about you… I know your human because firstly your anatomy is. Secondly you remind me of human condition. However, you defy a lot of logic in the modern world. Also, at times you find humour in quite brutal acts of violence. In my opinion that’s all I need to know to speak with you.
SCP: I like you doctor. You’re brave.
Dr Coogan: Anyone should be if they came in here with you.
SCP: I needed to be feared. Because what you fear is what you pay more attention too. (Giggling)
Dr Coogan: You don’t do this for attention.
(SCP remains silent while staring at Dr Coogan)
SCP: Now you have mine. What do you want to know.
Dr Coogan: I want to get to know you like a friend. No following any documentation procedures. Just a normal intelligent conversation.
SCP: I’d like that… Please ask me anything.
Dr Coogan: This will of course be recorded. Are you okay with that?
(SCP nods)
Dr Coogan: Well something that has been bothering me. What was the song you were humming after you slaughtered all of —-‘s men.
SCP: Frère Jacques.
Dr Coogan: Ah, I remember that. ‘Frère Jacques Frère Jacques Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?’. So do you like tales?
SCP: I can use them to escape.
Dr Coogan: You mean… stories?
SCP: Yes.
Dr Coogan: What are you running from?
SCP: (SCP closes its eyes) I've suffered everything. I’ve had icicles penetrate and burn every nerve in me and I’ve felt my skin melt under the pain of an obsequious fire. And no matter how much I tried the world took all I had from me. Always I tried to make some sense of the world, but it had me pinned, screaming in my face. And all that screaming never made sense! Then I went mad. Afterwards is (SCP remains silent for the next 15sec), and then the world all made sense. I learned the only way to understand the world is to be completely insane. Then before I knew I couldn’t make sense of myself. “I”(SCP points to his whole body) went mad.
Dr Coogan: I’m sorry, the world is very cruel.
SCP: No. Humans are. The world is simply a stage for their sinful acts.
Dr Coogan: But your human. How does that make you feel?
SCP: Proud.
Dr Coogan: You’ve lost me.
SCP: Only a devil can live without hope. I have not just experience the bad, I’ve seen much of the world. So much beauty and so much chaos, and sometimes beautiful chaos. So many stories, lives, and things to see. So much pain and pleasure of the mind and body to feel. I know humanity can achieve something. But I am sick and tired of the world taking so long to get there. How many more murders, bombings, cultural division, shootings, and suffering will it take until I can enjoy one (1) day on this earth without a drunk driver killing a small family of four (4). It really is enough to drive you completely mad. There needs to be a culling. ‘Moral law’ can go fuck itself. I won’t ever forget that I’m human, but it’s time to remind others that they are. And very mortal.
Dr Coogan: I’m… impressed.
SCP: I see people differently.
Dr Coogan: Pardon?
SCP: I don’t know when I could. But I see peoples… truths? There life? Their heart? Their pain? Their… spirt? Soul? Life force? DEMONS? ANGELS? I DON”T KNOW WHAT I SEE! Sorry, I can’t put a term to it.
Dr Coogan: I should say I think I understand. But I’d be lying.
SCP: I met a pregnant woman once, in a hospital. Because I knew what she did. When I saw her, I knew she had slept around and accused a hardworking man of rape and forced him to pay for child support. The media turned this man’s public image into a living hell, he lost his job, his girlfriend, and he was indebted for life. So he killed himself. The suffering she caused while she happily relaxed with peace of mind was infuriating. I confronted her at night and I was so happy at how I turned that upside-down frown back around. I had enough evidence to prove he was innocent, and put her away in prison for life. Sadly the child would’ve been taken away. But I’m not that cruel. I didn’t want the child to suffer. So I stuck my arm in and ripped out the fetus.
Dr Coogan: Interesting. So you wounded Dr—— on account of what?
SCP: At his last site posting, they had a breach. And he was the first to arrive at the emergency bunker. But the coward locked himself in before the rest of his colleagues came. Covered it up claiming faulty maintenance. Seven (7) men and two (2) women died because of his actions.
Dr Coogan: He does have a degree in electrical engineering. How about, if you agree to some tests, so I can confirm your said abilities. Then say I file a report about his actions against the foundation.
SCP: I really like you doc. (Subject has a laughing fit). By the way will I speak to you again?
Dr Coogan: Very possible.
SCP: I look forward to meeting you and your colleagues. I have heard about this Dr B—— fellow.
End Log An Investigation into the events related to Dr ██████ has shown what XXXX claimed was true
Subject was shown several forms of media and entertainment material that is considered to be humerus and funny. Of all the material shown, subject seemed to react humorously to the following:
- Comedic works of fiction
- SCP seems to find humour mainly in worlds of fiction. When these jokes are repeated in the real world or given live performances, SCP loses all comedic understanding of the moment, unless seen again in its original fictional setting.
- Illogical and random reasoning within reality
XXXX's physical limit is to be ascertained in order to improve containment procedures.
Results:
- Subject exceled at close combat winning 100% of all close combat tests. Blades and blunt melee weapons are ineffective, at slowing down or crippling subject’s movement.
- Subject also appears to increase its attack ferocity throughout the engagement.
- When attempting to begin ranged combat testing, the subject denied the chance to use any of the firearms provided. Subject was persuaded to hold the gun for 2.8 seconds before it threw it away. Further testing has revealed the subject to be less aggressive when in proximity to a firearm. Personal are now to be equipped with standard issue M9 pistols when interacting with the SCP.
- Regeneration capabilities
- XXXX can recover from any fatal bone fractures. Healing almost instantly.
- Subject can survive being impaled through any vital organ. Furthermore, cuts and bladed stab wounds can heal at an exceptional rate.
- Subject has also been shown to regrow entire organs and bones.
- The SCP’s body temperature can’t be changed by natural means. Furthermore the subject’s body can function normal in sub-zero temperatures and temperatures exceeding 100℃.
- Subject can manually control his internal body temperature, this still doesn’t affect its performance
- The subject's skin shows fire retardant properties.
- All sensory organs are diagnosed as hypersensitive, to an anomalous degree.
- Subject hates rayon fabric claiming “it feels like nails on a chalkboard when I touch it!”
- It can hear electrical currents that vibrate 1Hz-100,000Hz (the human norm being 20Hz-20,000Hz) and can pick up sounds from up to 120m away.
- Its eyes can detect smaller details easier, and see better in the dark.
- Its smell can identify the exact scent given off by certain animals, natural elements and chemicals.
- Its taste is too sensitive to ingest exotic foods. Note: more plain food like rice or chicken should be considered. Only if subject requests this. Subject does not need to eat to sustain or regenerate its body.
Subject’s blood, organ and skin tissue are unable to be infected by any of the following organic bacterium, virus and parasites. (NOTE: New chemicals/micro-organisms are tested on a monthly basis.)
- Brucellosis
- Carbapenem-resistant Infection
- Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease
- Cyanide
- Draculaculiasis
- Heavy Metal Poisoning
- Hepatitis C,D,E
- Hookworm
- Human Immunodeficiency Virus/AIDS
- Influenza
- Malaria
- Meningitis
- Oestridae (Botfly)
- Paralytic Shellfish Poisoning
- Pustular Rash disease
- Small Pox
- Snake Venom
- Staphylococcal Infection
- Streptococcal Disease (Group A & B)
- Tuberculosis
- Vibrio Cholerae
- Yellow Fever
- Zika Virus Infection
- [REDACTED]
Upon further microscopic analysis, virions were viewed being rejected by the SCP’s cell membrane, the reason for this is unknown. Virions often continue repeating this until death.
- A single virion with a genetic copy of the host’s cell membrane was tested-Failed
Parasites appear to severely dislike inhabiting the subjects body. Any who entered XXXX's body have died in the host. I.e. Upon retrieval of ‘Draculaculiasis’ it was found dead and severely malnourished.
Bacteria doesn’t seem to utilise/ingest subjects bodily nutrients.
An ongoing theory, pending approval, is that any foreign diseases, can’t seem to mimic the subjects genetic material or organic compounds.
The SCP’s intelligence will be ascertained by a number of quizzes all varying levels of difficulty. The listed results are the most notable answers the subject has given.
Results:
- Subject was given the question “If 3x-y=12, what is the value of 8^x/2^y .” And instead wrote the formula in word form, albeit still ending up with the correct answer 2^12.
- XXXX was asked to write a narrative about a boy, SCP proceeded to write the novel “Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone” in 24hrs. But with extra story about Malfoy’s origin.
- Subject completed 23 cross words in 28mins.
- SCP was tasked to identify a flaw in the programming of a Microsoft PC’s code, and if possible attempt to fix it. SCP then rewrote the entire system program. Reformatting the software to function like an Apple brand laptop. (albeit with multiple technical flaws)
- SCP was asked if it spoke multiple languages, subject spoke Russian, Latin, German, “The Queens English" and more. However the subject didn’t know the other languages it spoke. Following this statement Dr Coogan order the following untranslated text; 1 haiku, 1 love letter, 1 Tanakh (Hebrew Bible), and 1 image of Mayan Hieroglyphs. After 2hrs of inspecting the texts, the subject could speak and write in Japanese, French, Hebrew and Mayan.
As compensation for the subject's compliance with its testing, it has since requested for room furnishings and digital entertainment devices. Subject had also requested the following:
Paints and canvases
Philosophical Texts
Sophie’s World - Jostein Gaarder
Meditations - Marcus Aurelius
Man’s Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl
Beyond Good and Evil - Nietzsche
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
Past the Shallows - Favel Parrett
A high definition television
The latest Gaming console: and $60 a month to purchase a game
A computer with a stable internet connection (previously DENIED. An AI manually blocks any website or video. that is likely to cause the subject distress)
A 30-year-old female from the Researcher team (DENIED)
Interview Log 3
Foreword: The murders by SCP-XXXX before its containment have created multiple missing person reports. The foundation has been tasked with creating a cover up story. XXXX has agreed to cooperate with the foundation in identifying individuals it has had involvement with.
Interviewer: Dr████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr████: This interview log 3 with SCP and Dr ████. How are you today SCP?
SCP: Strange
Dr████: Anything a problem?
SCP: No.
Dr████: Well, before we get into our first question. The researcher staff want to know why you didn’t like to use guns?
SCP: Because they’re the weapons of the powerless.
Dr████: How so?
SCP: Because any person who uses a gun knows they’re too stupid and useless to be of any use, or achieve anything themselves. A gun gives a man the feeling and false sense of power. Makes them think they matter and are important in the world because they can wield power. It’s cheating. And I hate guns for the sole reason that anyone can win any argument or fight when barrel is pointed at the head. Even when their wrong.
Dr████: Thank you for providing us with that small drop of wisdom. We have more questions we hope to ask you, about some of the victims you might be responsible for.
SCP: mumbles the word justified
Dr████: We are still trying to locate the bodies of 12 people, who went missing during your killing spree across the U.S. Right now we have accounted for at least one hundred and thirty seven (137) people you’ve killed. Could you tell us if you recognise these people? (Dr ████ pulls out 4 photos, one of them is illegal fire-arms dealer [REDACTED], the second is failed surgeon [REDACTED], the third is a young school boy [REDACTED] and the fourth is his younger sister [REDACTED].
SCP: (SCP inspects the second picture) I talked to him when he was getting his coffee one day. He felt guilty at failing to save his wife. A car crash by some idiot. But he couldn’t forgive himself when his wife died on his own operating table.
Dr████: He was found in his home dead. Reports indicated he committed suicide.
SCP: I didn’t kill him.
Dr████: But you did talk to him!? What did you say?
SCP: I don’t remember fully. Talked about how vampires’ fangs and claws are indicative of humanity’s capacity for violence. Werewolves being people’s primal freedom and Viking raiders. I think there was something else, then I ended our conversation saying “When you gaze into that abyss, the abyss gazes back at you, be careful. Don’t to get sucked into the madness.” He sat quietly while he finished his coffee for the next 15mins and then left. Didn’t even say thank you.
Dr████: And that was the last you saw of him?
SCP: Yes. (SCP inspects the photos again) The boy and the girl. (SCP remains silent)
Dr████: They were found smiling in their beds with bruising on the boy and cigarette butts on the girl, both had traces of cyanide in their blood.
SCP: Yeah. He had bruise on the left half of his face. Trailed him home. Found his drunken wreck of a mom, and his scared little sister. Killed the mom. And comforted them both for the evening. The next day I took them to a place I was staying at, I treated them to a trip at the mall buying all the candy, toys, and other goodies. I bought a movie that was perfect them and we watched it together. (Tears start to leak out of XXXX eyes) I won’t forget their smiles. But I saw what would happen in lives, and I couldn’t bear it. I told them probably one best of my best stories ever, and said goodnight to them. Then I slipped them some cyanide while they slept.
Dr████: What about him? (Dr ████ gestures to the first picture)
SCP: Now him, I remember well. I kidnapped him and took him to a basement in [REDACTED] Mississippi. Don’t know how long I was down there for, but when I was done with him I came back out and there was about a foot of snow outside, before we entered I could’ve sworn it wasn’t winter. I had so much fun with him and that potato peeler. It was funny as hell.
Dr████: Why was it funny?
SCP: He was Irish. (SCP gradually begins to have a laughing fit).
Dr████: Thank you SCP. (Dr moves to stop the recording)
SCP:: Don’t press that button doc.
Dr████: What do—-
SCP: No, you shut and just listen! Do you know when people laugh now a days, we always must consider whether what we’re laughing at is okay. That we are worried someone will think poorly of us and spread the word that you don’t conform to their ideals that you are racist, sexist or such and such. Why aren’t we allowed to laugh freely? What happened to sympathy? Nowadays no matter how much you claw, kick and scream at the top of your lungs, no one will even care. The world expects us to live our lives with this idea, of order, which consists of the individual looking at their future, past and present troubles all at once! We’re not doctor Manhattan for crying out loud! But did you also know, to simply revert back to survival and do only what we see in front of us is extremely liberating. But now the world has gypsy’s raising sons for the soul purpose to fight each other, powerful old men who resent change and a serious problem with what’s good and evil! I don’t want out there, anymore.
Dr████: Why?
SCP: Because being alone is f—ing addictive, when you realise how peaceful it is. Plus, I get privileges here.
Dr████: Thank you for that SCP—-
SCP: (SCP reaches across the desk and grabs Dr████'s collar) Because only in MADDNESS does everything makes sense! HAHAHAHA- (Recording is cut.)
End Log.
Interview Log 4
Foreword: [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Addendum
Incident Report 3
Subject was being escorted for monthly pathogen testing, the normal route was under cleaning maintenance, therefore the pathing had been rerouted through Large-Heavy Containment. Unknown to the escort personnel was SCP-4715’s containment chamber. At 10m past 4715’s containment boundary all personnel (including escort personnel) in a 30m radius of 4715 began clutching at their heads while crying. 10sec later 2 staff members begun bashing their own heads at a wall, while the rest assaulted each other. This went for 15mins before all staff were dead. During this, SCP 4715 had been rapidly growing and shrinking, vocalising what is assumed as cries of pain or distress. 4715 passed out after 27mins. Camera footage showed that XXXX did not move or react while this took place. The retrieval noted that SCP-XXXX was unscathed by the escort team.
Interview Log 5
Foreword: [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Dr Bright
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Researchers Note- Why was he allowed to interview him?
Interview Log 6
Foreword: SCP-XXXX has been writing for that past 2 weeks in a note book and on the walls. No particular pattern was noticed during this
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr Coogan: This is interview log 7. Interviewer Dr Coogan. Interviewee SCP. Hello SCP. You’ve been interesting to watch these last few weeks.
SCP: Why?
Dr Coogan: You’re quiet. And you’re less spastic. What have you discovered?
SCP: Silence.
Dr Coogan: (writes notes) Was there noise before?
SCP: Probably.
Dr Coogan: Was it a disembodied voice?
SCP: My voice.
Dr Coogan: Right. Do you feel more clear minded?
SCP: I’d still kill.
Dr Coogan: (writes notes) Can I say, you are an interesting person. But you make me question whether what you do is either mad or brilliant.
SCP: You be surprised how much both have in common. Can I just be alone please.
Dr Coogan: SCP we still have questions to get through.
The Tape is cut short when XXXX throws the table against the wall without leaving the chair. Dr Coogan is unharmed. And leaves.
End Log
Researcher Note- After watching him for this long. I believe he has gone through more than any person in the world. And he has nothing to lose. But he is content to remain contained if we provide him with means to make his life enjoyable. I’m not sure if he’s contained though. So I am considering classifying him as Keter. To reinforce my decision, after looking into his involvement in Russia more, I’ve theorised he knew the Russian’s launch codes.
Containment Class:
euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Subject is to be contained in a steel humanoid containment cell 10m x 10m x 10m, with a 1m layer of custom sound proofing Vinyl and Mineral Wool on each wall's exterior. The room lighting is purposely dimed to 500 lumens, per subjects request, and shouldn’t exceed 800 lumens. No electrical breakers or key wiring should run along the inner containment chamber’s walls (to prevent the removal and possible repurposing of these circuits). An one-way mirror observation room is stationed 7ms up the north wall. The entrance is situated on the south wall and uses a 3m x 2m x 2m airlock/passage before leading into ████████'s corridor. Within the airlock are 4 automated sentry turrets, equipped with the latest motion tracking software, the turrets are only active when no site personnel are present chamber.
Subject is allowed several luxuries and forms of pleasure and entertainment to allow safer and easier containment of it. Such items include but are not limited to 1-100inch TV monitor, 1-████████ Bed, several paints and canvases, ████ videogame systems, 1-████████████ couch, and 1 custom made trampoline. Any broken furniture should be replaced promptly by the on-site's clean up team. Subject is also further allowed to request certain items to maintain its compliance. If the request is denied, denial should be given with appropriate and logical reasoning. (see incident report 2)
Parameters for a Request
- No Staff or Site personal
- No Object that can be converted into a weapon
- No 'World Event' media or non-fiction material relaying the events of the world
- No sentient or non-sentient SCP's
- Only selected D-Class to play games with
- One household pet or animal at at time
- Food from the on-site cafeteria's daily menu
In the south west corner is an iron suit, hence referred to as ‘the broker’. The broker is made with the exact dimensions of XXXX from the neck down to the subject's digits. On the outside of the broker's left arm is an electronic hinge that is remotely controlled by staff. On the opposite side is an electro-magnetic release lock that will activate upon the broker closing. The broker is to be used for transportation of the SCP and when inducting newly assigned staff. All new personnel who intended to interact or speak directly with subject must undergo the judgement procedure (as described): Staff must have a full, detailed, mandatory, background check. Any event in the person’s life that is considered as cruel or immoral are to discontinue the procedure immediately. Upon passing the background check, XXXX will be asked to wear the provided blindfold and to step into the broker. 2 security guards will escort the personal into chamber and remove the blindfold from the subject when authorized by the head researcher. A blindfold should also be used whenever transporting the subject. If SCP-XXXX’s reaction is of no threat to the staff present, they are permitted to interact with XXXX. If subject becomes agitated upon seeing the staff, they must must evacuate and be transported off-site with no knowledge of the destination reaching any researcher linked to the studing of XXXX. The researcher may return to the site after 6 months, or with the 05 Council's approval.
Researchers Note- the guards should also have completed the judgement procedure.
Should any attempt by XXXX to breach its containment, the fail-safe will active flooding the cell with a 1000000L mixture of water and liquid nitrogen. Should this be unsuccessful on-site MTF and security guards are to quarantine the sector. Squads should also mobilize and guard all important on-site assets. Commander R. Matthews will assume tactical superiority and coordinate from ████████████. Squads are authorized to use deadly force and remain within close proximity, and also to check in often.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unknown human male of Caucasian heritage. XXXX is 1.89ms in height and 63.27 kilograms and resembles a healthy athletic 18yr. Notable features are the following: missing irises and perfectly straight teeth. SCP is by all accounts considered a mentally deranged mastermind severely traumatized person cunning mad man an unpredictable and dangerous psychopath that has several anomalous abilities (See list below), and displays a high aptitude level for both physical and mental tasks. Primary anomalous consist of it be able to contort its body where it shouldn't be possible and heal at an accelerated rate, among others (See Additional Anomalous Properties).
Subject's psychiatric evaluation continues to be inconclusive, however MRI scans suggests 1 or multiple mental disorders. Scans show the subject possibly having the following: Bipolar disorder, Multiple Personalities, OCD, DID, Asperger syndrome, Autism, Schizophrenia, Clinical Depression, Kleptomania, “a brain tumor”, or “exposure to something anomalous”.
After XXXX had been in the MRI scanner for 20mins the MRI program crashed, engineers reported the image reader malfunctioning.
However the subject’s most notable anomalous property is its ability to see people’s life choices. Theory is that it can see an individual’s history/past, almost retaining everything the individual has seen through their eyes. If XXXX establishes visual contact with an immoral individual, subject will likely proceed to assault them, eliminating them in extremely grotesque methods. (see interview log 1)
Additional anomalous properties:
- Subject is able to control his center of gravity. This lets the subject scale walls, ceilings and move at high speeds from 36km/h – N/A
- No sustenance or rest is required to maintain bodily functions. (However subject enjoys eating food)
- Mimicry of voices, male and female
- Its body is immune to pain and lacerations. Any blade or sharp object that cuts through its body will leave an outline of where the incision was made, but the skin will not separate. Healing is almost instant, depending on size, healing can take from 2.2-5sec.
- Serious damage from firearms has shown to incapacitate the subject, but it will do whatever it can to prevent this damage.
- Furthermore firearms are the most effective at harming the subject. This reason is yet to be understood.
- Subject can regenerate lost body tissue and vital organs, but at rates of 2-7 weeks
- The subject is capable of bending
For more details regarding subjects anomalous properties see the Testing Logs.
Researchers Note- Subject claims its body obeys its will.
XXXX displays 4 certain behavior patterns. These behaviors have been documented to reduce any concern or distress the staff may have for the subject.
- Common Behavior: Subject will remain passive, and will actively seek something it finds entertaining. Subject’s personality is inconsistent while like this. Staff have reported him acting polite, vulgar, respectful, intrusive, satisfied, menacing or sympathetic.
- Behavior A: Subject will float slowly around the cell, sometimes curled into the fetal position. It will change direction upon making contact with any of the cell’s surfaces. XXXX is considered to be docile in this state.
- Behavior B: Subject displays sadomasochistic behaviours. Aggression varies, i.e. smacking himself in the face or repeatedly throwing himself into the wall. XXXX doesn’t appear bothered by the pain.
- Behavior C: XXXX will talk very quickly to himself. Normally pacing around the cell floor, wall and ceiling. Subject tends to laugh when doing this. Though the subject often discusses other topics such as human philosophy and social issues.
Any behavior that doesn’t match these is to be reported to head researcher Dr.Coogan
SCP-XXXX-Recovery: Subject was apprehended Moscow Russia on the 15th of October ████. Several reports of a murderer with finger prints and DNA being untraceable drew foundation attention. It was later determined that these murders where linked to a string of previous murders trailing through the USA and Canada before appearing in Russia. A total of 108 victims, 65 Males and 43 Females, where linked to the unidentified killer. Foundation took exclusive interest on 7 murders in Russia being KGB agents. Russian Officials colluded with Foundation personal to identify the culprit. The KGB has allowed the foundation to document the following security records. 2 agents, whose names were withheld, were guarding ████████ at ████████████. 2 hidden cameras where watching the site. At approximately 1:35pm a hooded individual (which has now been confirmed as SCP) approached them. Agents attempted to kindly ask the individual to leave. SCP then looked directly where the hidden cameras are placed and displayed an eerily large grin. Any further information dictating the event and who they were guarding have been withheld by the KGB. Foundation began monitoring the city of Moscow were the majority of recent murders related to the SCP have occurred. On October 12th, Agent Kesha reported that an individual had walked into a police station, and opened his jacket to reveal custom-made explosives. He was then arrested on the spot and detained. 3 Days later Agent Kesha arrived at the holding cell after she heard suspicious reports of anomalous activity. Several lawmen and detainees had come within 3m of the individual suffered serious bodily harm. Agent Kesha contacted MTF-Xi-3 (Body Snatchers) for support. The suspect was found sitting cross legged on the ceiling, and proceeded to be detained with no resistance. All officers employed at the station where given Class-G amnesties.
Researchers Note- Subject remained strangely calm and docile while being moved into foundation custody. Contradictory to his supposed violent and aggressive nature.
Incident-XXXX-1
Foreword: Subject had remained motionless since day of containment. Attempts at provoking a response had begun as ‘Response Testing’, - days since containment. 3 D-class personnel were selected at random each day and tasked to invoke any form of response in subject. The containment procedure for the testing was an air tight medium steel containment unit with a plexiglass wall in the middle to prevent any D-class directly interacting.
Response Testing-7: 1st D-Class was a former musician/ convicted felon. D-class was asked to play the flute and guitar provided. D-class was asked to keep playing for 3mins. No response from SCP. 2nd D-class was a former photographer, D-class was ordered to arrange and organize the given ornaments and photograph it. Response given by SCP in the form of a single glance. D-class asked to return to his cell after 7mins as he claims he was “feeling past tendencies coming back.” Request granted. 3rd D-class was given a 9mm Smith and Weston and a 3-week-old Golden Retriever before entering room. D-class is ordered to play with the puppy. Response triggered in the subject. Subject sits up and crawls to the bottom of plexiglass and presses his hands against it, smiling. D-class is given the signal. D-class terminates the dog in 2 shots. Subject remain motionless for 8.3secs then crawls back to the previous sitting position. Subject is silent for 3 seconds before breaking out into laughter. Laughter continues for approximately the next 10hrs. Testing is postponed. D-class 2 and 3 are asked to meet together and discuss what they did in front of subject. No reaction is invoked in subject until 11mins into their discussion. SCP stands using only his legs, while his torso rolls up along his spinal vertebra to a neutral posture, before slowly advancing to the glass. Both D-class don’t notice the subject’s presence. Subject then aggressively smacks his hand against the glass startling both D-class. Subject then rapidly jerks his head between the 2 D-class for 15 seconds, camera audio faintly picked up a sound that is assumed to be the cracking of the subject’s neck vertebrae. Subject then repeatedly, and at an increasing pace, slams his cranium against the glass until it shatters. The glass causes a gash in subject’s head which sprayed blood over most of the room’s interior. Subject kills the first D-class by digging his fingers into the D-class’ facial orifices, nasal and eye sockets, subject then rips the skull apart scattering bone fragments and brain tissue all over the chamber. Subject then tears off the second D-class’s arms and forcibly shoves them down his throat, the second D-class dies of asphyxiation. Subject then dances with the headless corpse of the first D-class for 13min. Later the subject uses the second D-class’s blood to write on the wall in German “Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.” Translated “Everything has an end, only the sausage has two.” Subject then collapses laughing. Subject was restrained after Research staff concluded the testing. Containment procedures reworked.
Additional Note- After this Incident subject is assumed to be a sadistic and masochistic. Psychiatric staff are unable to explain why SCP laughed at the dog. Subject is henceforth classified as Euclid.
Incident-XXXX-2
Foreword: Updated containment procedures keep XXX in a heavy-duty containment cell and restrained to a steel table lifted on an angle of 70’ to assist with swallowing food. Restraints consisted of 4 stainless steel shackles 2mm x 75mm x 100mm around subject’s wrists and ankles. 1 leather strap 2mm x 75mm x 120mm around neck with padding. And 1 leather harness 3mm x 950mm x 500mm around torso.
Researcher staff agreed to monitor behavior for 30 days before any direct interaction is made. Subject had been confined for 14 days, 11hrs and 13mins, leading up to the breach. During this time subject had requested to be given some form of freedom or entertainment multiple times. These were of course denied. █/█/█ subject began acting restless, struggling against restraints and begging for release before ceasing all movement for the remaining 15days. Upon examination SCP was discovered deceased. Doctor Coogan immediately ordered SCP to be wheeled out, still in restraints, to the labs for full autopsy report. Lab C - Camera 2 recorded the following. Dr ████████ and ████████ began to examine the condition of the body, moments later, subject starts convulsing and then wakes. Subject then proceeds to dislocate his ankles and thumbs allowing him to pull his limbs out the restraints. Subject snaps off the remaining harness restraint and begins assaulting all staff present while laughing. On-site MTF were alerted and captured the subject after ██hrs. See interview log 1 with task force member Captain Robert Matthews.
Interview-1-INCIDENT-2-XXXX
Interviewed: Captain R. Matthews member of task force ██████ now re-designated as leader of personnel task force “Gun Control”.
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Begin Log
Dr Coogan: this is Doctor Coogan, interview log with Cpt Matthews. Questions on the subject’s anomalous abilities. Can you confirm that you observed SCP anomalies?
Matthews: Yeah, I “observed” him in action.
Dr Coogan: can you describe what you saw.
Matthews: okay f—k, well the guy was creeping on the walls like Spider-Man. Laughing while he tore my men limb from limb.
Dr Coogan: can you elaborate for us, preferably from the beginning please?
Matthew: I hadn’t checked my watch for last hour so about ████ afternoon. It was my turn to get coffee and I just got back when a containment breach went off inside the testing labs. I chugged my coffee before grabbing my gear, and met my squad at sector T’s elevator. Everyone was quiet while I relayed the information of SCP on the way down, basically I got told “subject was a male humanoid entity that was recently captured.” And that all we knew about him-it were “random violent outbursts and that he had weird body movement.” That was next to nothing looking back.
Dr Coogan: you were the leader of your squad of, twenty (20) men, you included, correct?
Matthews: yeah, I was… hey can I smoke. *lights and inhales cigarette* We split into four (4) teams of five (5), I was leading Team 1. We all agreed to converge at the lab in an hour of scouting sector T, but after the hour was up only Team 2 and us where there.
Dr Coogan: can you describe what you saw when you got there?
Image of the scene has been REDACTED by order of ██████. Site ███‘s testing labs are located along a hallway with 5 test labs (labelled A to E) each with its own 2m x 0.8m air tight door. Separating each door is a glass panel approximately 6m x 2.658m and 5cm thick. Increased security measures are in place on C, D and E (security clearance required).
Matthews: well my Team entered the from the south side while Team 2 entered from the north, most of the hallway was bleach white like the rest of the compound. Lab C’s window was smashed with what I assumed the face of one of the science staff. He was slumped over the strip of wall long enough for the blood to pool and reach the other side of the hall. Even with all the blood and broken glass the hallway was still fairly clean. *inhales cigarette* Except the wall had a bloody trail like someone crawled up it. Trail eventually lead to the north door. Team 2 said they saw it led on around the corner when coming in. Inside the lab, tables, shelves and other… surgical equipment… were either smashed or flipped upside down. I saw maybe 4 bodies amongst it all. We waited for Teams 3 and 4, *inhales cigarette* for at least 30mins, then I decide we should follow the trail. It lead to the cafeteria, then the trail started literally doing loopy loops on the ceiling. I decided to change the rendezvous, the hallway was claustrophobic for two (2) teams anyway. *inhales cigarette* Team 4 reported in, saying they were checking on the surveillance system hoping to find the SCP. Team 3 had gone radio silent. We checked coms every 5mins for the next 40mins, I think. Then Sam asks me “what did you say?” But I hadn’t said anything. Sam just looked at me confused like, but I don’t think he thought much about it, I started to panic a little so I tightened my grip while I held my breath and tried to listen-
Dr Coogan: what did you tighten your grip on? Remember we need specifics in these reports.
Matthews: my gun, I tightened my grip on my gun. And I nearly forgot to breath for a whole minute. Then I heard it “hey did you guys hear that?” My voice echoing in the room. I felt everyone turn to look at me and I was getting ready for what was next. I order everyone to form a defensive circle in the room’s centre. I called for names and, I don’t know when, but Sam was gone. We radio team 3 and 4 but get no response. Floyd then hears a voice from under a table and we find team 3’s radio transponder underneath. Something like wet footsteps started echoing in the room all around us. Then the fucking lights started falling and bursting. One of the lights fell on Conrad. I told, I think, Peter and Dylan, doesn’t matter now, to help him, while we all stood guard. The next five minutes were quieter than the inside of a coffin. *inhales cigarette* I ordered us all to switch to night vision. Peter then screamed as he pointed to the wall where a sad emoji looking face appeared, I think it was drawn in blood. It was simple and kind of cute actually. After I turned back around more sad bloody fucking faces appeared and then more as I looked up and down the walls. *inhales cigarette* Then I saw one of the faces was drawn with a smile in the corner of the ceiling. Next thing I feel is something shoulder charging into my left ribs. *inhales cigarette* I could hear my squad panicking. And then I saw him, he pressed me against the wall and twisted my neck until I felt a crack. I thought I was going to die and felt so scared. *Inhales cigarette* Then I realised I could still breath, and see, but I couldn’t feel a thing. I could barely think straight. Then he raised my head and, oh god those eyes.
(Matthews starts sobbing)
Then he kissed me, I could barely feel it but I knew he was kissing me tongue and all. He stops after, I don’t how long it was, but afterwards he propped my head up and tore up my men laughing… Knowing I was watching! He played with them like puppets… then he piled them up and just sat on it. Rocking back and forth on it while humming a fucking song…. I don’t remember seeing anything else but that thing for 2hrs until the next squad of men came in and restrained him. Why the fuck! Did he not do anything that time!
End Log Matthews became unable to cooperate at this point and was sedated and escorted for psychiatric rehabilitation
Casualty Report:
Dead: 29
Site Staff
██████ Blunt head trauma to the cranium, from smashing a glass window
██████ Suffocation, from the full weight of a table and shelf
██████ Suffocation, from drowning in a sink
██████ Multiple rib fractures, bruising suggests multiple thrown objects
██████ Asphyxiation, by strangulation
██████ Exsanguination, by crude removal of the jaw
██████ Shock, via snapping of all humerus, radius, and femurs
██████ Gastrointestinal Perforation, from the stomach overloading with water
██████ Evisceration, with a scalpel
██████ Blood loss, due to amputation of the left leg
MTF
██████ Blast and thermal trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Immolation, from an unknown flammable chemical
██████ Penetrating trauma, via 15 9mm rounds to the head
██████ Penetrating trauma, via a 20cm hole in the lower midsection
██████ Penetrating trauma and shock, via being stabbed with the victims Tibia and Fibula
██████ Pneumothorax and spinal fractures, due to major impact along the back
Pvt Sam Williams. Massive blunt trauma, from 2 opposing external pressures crushing the head
██████ Cardiac Tamponade, from being impaled with two of the victim’s ribs
Sgt Peter Tamul. Total Organ failure, from 71 consecutive stab wounds
██████ Fractured cervical and clavicles, via falling 9m
██████ Asphyxiation, from strangulation with the victim’s small intestine
██████ Blunt trauma, via presumably a rifle causing internal bleeding and multiple bone fractures
██████ Vertical evisceration, from removal of the skull and spine
Sgt Dylan Bercott. Dismemberment, from a grenade in the oesophagus
Pvt Conrad Yellot. Blood loss and shock, from being flayed
██████ Intracerebral haemorrhage, reason unknown
Injured: 1
Cpt Robert Matthews. 2nd neck vertebra had internal bruising. However damage was minimal and patient made a full recovery.
Addendum: Dr Coogan has pushed for interviewing SCP-XXXX. Interviewing is scheduled to begin immediately.
Interview log 1-B
Foreword: During Interview log 1-A the SCP punctured Dr████████ femoral artery with a sharpened paper clip while sitting down. Dr████████ remained unaware of this until he displayed symptoms of sever blood loss and when guards noticed the puddle of blood beneath the table. Dr████████ is now in intensive care and the paper clip was confiscated. (No further items were found on the SCP.)
Interviewer: Dr █████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr: Can you start by telling me your name?
SCP: I don’t think I can.
Dr: Why is that.
SCP: Either I don’t remember, or I don’t want to.
Dr: You do have a name then?
SCP: Yes. Tell me what’s your name doc?
Dr: That is irrelevant.
SCP: Well Dr. irrelevant, it’s a pleasure to meet you.
Dr: Please cooperate. Are you human?
SCP: Always.
Dr: Do you know how your body gained these anomalous abilities?
SCP: hehe. Yeah.
Dr: Can you explain then?
SCP: Only if you say please.
Dr: Seriously?
SCP: Yes, seriously.
Dr: Can you “please” explain your anomalous abilities?
SCP: Thank you for asking so politely. Well if I were to convey what makes me tick. I’d have to say I’m twenty-seven (27) different flavours of mental lunacy, with a sprinkle of… everything.
Dr: Everything?
SCP: Yes.
Dr: What is everything?
SCP: Humanity. The world. The elements, whatever strikes your bargain.
Dr: Do you remember when you gained your anomalous abilities?
SCP: No. But I do remember feeling wrathful and despair like never before. Then he came to me.
Dr: Who came to you?
SCP: Me.
Dr: You?
SCP: Well no, not ‘I’ but ‘me’, and ‘me’ was ‘I’.
Dr: Can you please be more explicit in saying that.
(SCP starts twisting and contorting in its chair for fifteen (15) seconds before stopping and remaining silent)
Dr: Umm… okay so it was you who… came to you?
(SCP begins untangling itself) SCP: No. It wasn’t me. It was definitely someone else. Something not me… I think.
Dr: Another question to return too. Why are your irises devoid of any pigment?
SCP: Oh, The same time I forgot pain, I remember feeling my eyes roll out of their sockets, and then a scalpel cut through realities fleshy fabric and…(Laughing)
Dr: Didn’t you say that “you” came to yourself?
SCP: Did I? What do you think I said?
Dr: Okay (Dr██████ erases previous notes). What did you see?
SCP: I saw red dirt and silver blood leaking from a moon that I could touch. Horses with horns bent forward and skin that gleamed like it just came out a furnace. They were all vibrating like a maraca while hissing spit with a three-pronged tongue. It all made me feel so happy.
Dr: Why?
SCP: Because it all made sense.
Dr: Why did that make sense? And how were you able to understand it?
SCP: Well doc, the only way to understand it, is to be confidently mad.
Dr: How does—
SCP: Someone becomes mad like any person would. Copious amounts of pain. (SCP starts to have what looks like a mild seizure before snapping back into sitting position)
Dr: Do you remember who or what caused you such pain.
SCP: (SCP begins laughing) The world.
End Log XXXX continued to laugh for the next 5 hours.
Interview Log 2-D
Foreword: Further interviews have been inconsistent with the information the subject provides. Subject has retold the events provided in 3 more different ways. Any information provided about the SCP’s background is to be assumed as false. However, subject has been consistently stating, that the 'world' is the catalyst for his anomalous abilities.
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr Coogan: Hello SCP my name is Dr Coogan. I am your head researcher so to speak.
SCP: Congratulations.
Dr Coogan: As much as we don’t know about you… I know your human because firstly your anatomy is. Secondly you remind me of human condition. However, you defy a lot of logic in the modern world. Also, at times you find humour in quite brutal acts of violence. In my opinion that’s all I need to know to speak with you.
SCP: I like you doctor. You’re brave.
Dr Coogan: Anyone should be if they came in here with you.
SCP: I needed to be feared. Because what you fear is what you pay more attention too. (Giggling)
Dr Coogan: You don’t do this for attention.
(SCP remains silent while staring at Dr Coogan)
SCP: Now you have mine. What do you want to know.
Dr Coogan: I want to get to know you like a friend. No following any documentation procedures. Just a normal intelligent conversation.
SCP: I’d like that… Please ask me anything.
Dr Coogan: This will of course be recorded. Are you okay with that?
(SCP nods)
Dr Coogan: Well something that has been bothering me. What was the song you were humming after you slaughtered all of —-‘s men.
SCP: Frère Jacques.
Dr Coogan: Ah, I remember that. ‘Frère Jacques Frère Jacques Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?’. So do you like tales?
SCP: I can use them to escape.
Dr Coogan: You mean… stories?
SCP: Yes.
Dr Coogan: What are you running from?
SCP: (SCP closes its eyes) I've suffered everything. I’ve had icicles penetrate and burn every nerve in me and I’ve felt my skin melt under the pain of an obsequious fire. And no matter how much I tried the world took all I had from me. Always I tried to make some sense of the world, but it had me pinned, screaming in my face. And all that screaming never made sense! Then I went mad. Afterwards is (SCP remains silent for the next 15sec), and then the world all made sense. I learned the only way to understand the world is to be completely insane. Then before I knew I couldn’t make sense of myself. “I”(SCP points to his whole body) went mad.
Dr Coogan: I’m sorry, the world is very cruel.
SCP: No. Humans are. The world is simply a stage for their sinful acts.
Dr Coogan: But your human. How does that make you feel?
SCP: Proud.
Dr Coogan: You’ve lost me.
SCP: Only a devil can live without hope. I have not just experience the bad, I’ve seen much of the world. So much beauty and so much chaos, and sometimes beautiful chaos. So many stories, lives, and things to see. So much pain and pleasure of the mind and body to feel. I know humanity can achieve something. But I am sick and tired of the world taking so long to get there. How many more murders, bombings, cultural division, shootings, and suffering will it take until I can enjoy one (1) day on this earth without a drunk driver killing a small family of four (4). It really is enough to drive you completely mad. There needs to be a culling. ‘Moral law’ can go fuck itself. I won’t ever forget that I’m human, but it’s time to remind others that they are. And very mortal.
Dr Coogan: I’m… impressed.
SCP: I see people differently.
Dr Coogan: Pardon?
SCP: I don’t know when I could. But I see peoples… truths? There life? Their heart? Their pain? Their… spirt? Soul? Life force? DEMONS? ANGELS? I DON”T KNOW WHAT I SEE! Sorry, I can’t put a term to it.
Dr Coogan: I should say I think I understand. But I’d be lying.
SCP: I met a pregnant woman once, in a hospital. Because I knew what she did. When I saw her, I knew she had slept around and accused a hardworking man of rape and forced him to pay for child support. The media turned this man’s public image into a living hell, he lost his job, his girlfriend, and he was indebted for life. So he killed himself. The suffering she caused while she happily relaxed with peace of mind was infuriating. I confronted her at night and I was so happy at how I turned that upside-down frown back around. I had enough evidence to prove he was innocent, and put her away in prison for life. Sadly the child would’ve been taken away. But I’m not that cruel. I didn’t want the child to suffer. So I stuck my arm in and ripped out the fetus.
Dr Coogan: Interesting. So you wounded Dr—— on account of what?
SCP: At his last site posting, they had a breach. And he was the first to arrive at the emergency bunker. But the coward locked himself in before the rest of his colleagues came. Covered it up claiming faulty maintenance. Seven (7) men and two (2) women died because of his actions.
Dr Coogan: He does have a degree in electrical engineering. How about, if you agree to some tests, so I can confirm your said abilities. Then say I file a report about his actions against the foundation.
SCP: I really like you doc. (Subject has a laughing fit). By the way will I speak to you again?
Dr Coogan: Very possible.
SCP: I look forward to meeting you and your colleagues. I have heard about this Dr B—— fellow.
End Log An Investigation into the events related to Dr ██████ has shown what XXXX claimed was true
Subject was shown several forms of media and entertainment material that is considered to be humerus and funny. Of all the material shown, subject seemed to react humorously to the following:
- Comedic works of fiction
- SCP seems to find humour mainly in worlds of fiction. When these jokes are repeated in the real world or given live performances, SCP loses all comedic understanding of the moment, unless seen again in its original fictional setting.
- Illogical and random reasoning within reality
XXXX's physical limit is to be ascertained in order to improve containment procedures.
Results:
- Subject exceled at close combat winning 100% of all close combat tests. Blades and blunt melee weapons are ineffective, at slowing down or crippling subject’s movement.
- Subject also appears to increase its attack ferocity throughout the engagement.
- When attempting to begin ranged combat testing, the subject denied the chance to use any of the firearms provided. Subject was persuaded to hold the gun for 2.8 seconds before it threw it away. Further testing has revealed the subject to be less aggressive when in proximity to a firearm. Personal are now to be equipped with standard issue M9 pistols when interacting with the SCP.
- Regeneration capabilities
- XXXX can recover from any fatal bone fractures. Healing almost instantly.
- Subject can survive being impaled through any vital organ. Furthermore, cuts and bladed stab wounds can heal at an exceptional rate.
- Subject has also been shown to regrow entire organs and bones.
- The SCP’s body temperature can’t be changed by natural means. Furthermore the subject’s body can function normal in sub-zero temperatures and temperatures exceeding 100℃.
- Subject can manually control his internal body temperature, this still doesn’t affect its performance
- The subject's skin shows fire retardant properties.
- All sensory organs are diagnosed as hypersensitive, to an anomalous degree.
- Subject hates rayon fabric claiming “it feels like nails on a chalkboard when I touch it!”
- It can hear electrical currents that vibrate 1Hz-100,000Hz (the human norm being 20Hz-20,000Hz) and can pick up sounds from up to 120m away.
- Its eyes can detect smaller details easier, and see better in the dark.
- Its smell can identify the exact scent given off by certain animals, natural elements and chemicals.
- Its taste is too sensitive to ingest exotic foods. Note: more plain food like rice or chicken should be considered. Only if subject requests this. Subject does not need to eat to sustain or regenerate its body.
Subject’s blood, organ and skin tissue are unable to be infected by any of the following organic bacterium, virus and parasites. (NOTE: New chemicals/micro-organisms are tested on a monthly basis.)
- Brucellosis
- Carbapenem-resistant Infection
- Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease
- Cyanide
- Draculaculiasis
- Heavy Metal Poisoning
- Hepatitis C,D,E
- Hookworm
- Human Immunodeficiency Virus/AIDS
- Influenza
- Malaria
- Meningitis
- Oestridae (Botfly)
- Paralytic Shellfish Poisoning
- Pustular Rash disease
- Small Pox
- Snake Venom
- Staphylococcal Infection
- Streptococcal Disease (Group A & B)
- Tuberculosis
- Vibrio Cholerae
- Yellow Fever
- Zika Virus Infection
- [REDACTED]
Upon further microscopic analysis, virions were viewed being rejected by the SCP’s cell membrane, the reason for this is unknown. Virions often continue repeating this until death.
- A single virion with a genetic copy of the host’s cell membrane was tested-Failed
Parasites appear to severely dislike inhabiting the subjects body. Any who entered XXXX's body have died in the host. I.e. Upon retrieval of ‘Draculaculiasis’ it was found dead and severely malnourished.
Bacteria doesn’t seem to utilise/ingest subjects bodily nutrients.
An ongoing theory, pending approval, is that any foreign diseases, can’t seem to mimic the subjects genetic material or organic compounds.
The SCP’s intelligence will be ascertained by a number of quizzes all varying levels of difficulty. The listed results are the most notable answers the subject has given.
Results:
- Subject was given the question “If 3x-y=12, what is the value of 8^x/2^y .” And instead wrote the formula in word form, albeit still ending up with the correct answer 2^12.
- XXXX was asked to write a narrative about a boy, SCP proceeded to write the novel “Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone” in 24hrs. But with extra story about Malfoy’s origin.
- Subject completed 23 cross words in 28mins.
- SCP was tasked to identify a flaw in the programming of a Microsoft PC’s code, and if possible attempt to fix it. SCP then rewrote the entire system program. Reformatting the software to function like an Apple brand laptop. (albeit with multiple technical flaws)
- SCP was asked if it spoke multiple languages, subject spoke Russian, Latin, German, “The Queens English" and more. However the subject didn’t know the other languages it spoke. Following this statement Dr Coogan order the following untranslated text; 1 haiku, 1 love letter, 1 Tanakh (Hebrew Bible), and 1 image of Mayan Hieroglyphs. After 2hrs of inspecting the texts, the subject could speak and write in Japanese, French, Hebrew and Mayan.
As compensation for the subject's compliance with its testing, it has since requested for room furnishings and digital entertainment devices. Subject had also requested the following:
Paints and canvases
Philosophical Texts
Sophie’s World - Jostein Gaarder
Meditations - Marcus Aurelius
Man’s Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl
Beyond Good and Evil - Nietzsche
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
Past the Shallows - Favel Parrett
A high definition television
The latest Gaming console: and $60 a month to purchase a game
A computer with a stable internet connection (previously DENIED. An AI manually blocks any website, video, game etc. that is likely to cause the subject distress)
A 30-year-old female from the Researcher team (DENIED)
Interview Log 3
Foreword: The murders by SCP-XXXX before its containment have created multiple missing person reports. The foundation has been tasked with creating a cover up story. XXXX has agreed to cooperate with the foundation in identifying individuals it has had involvement with.
Interviewer: Dr████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr████: This interview log 3 with SCP and Dr ████. How are you today SCP?
SCP: Strange
Dr████: Anything a problem?
SCP: No.
Dr████: Well, before we get into our first question. The researcher staff want to know why you didn’t like to use guns?
SCP: Because they’re the weapons of the powerless.
Dr████: How so?
SCP: Because any person who uses a gun knows they’re too stupid and useless to be of any use, or achieve anything themselves. A gun gives a man the feeling and false sense of power. Makes them think they matter and are important in the world because they can wield power. It’s cheating. And I hate guns for the sole reason that anyone can win any argument or fight when barrel is pointed at the head. Even when their wrong.
Dr████: Thank you for providing us with that small drop of wisdom. We have more questions we hope to ask you, about some of the victims you might be responsible for.
SCP: mumbles the word justified
Dr████: We are still trying to locate the bodies of 12 people, who went missing during your killing spree across the U.S. Right now we have accounted for at least one hundred and thirty seven (137) people you’ve killed. Could you tell us if you recognise these people? (Dr ████ pulls out 4 photos, one of them is illegal fire-arms dealer [REDACTED], the second is failed surgeon [REDACTED], the third is a young school boy [REDACTED] and the fourth is his younger sister [REDACTED].
SCP: (SCP inspects the second picture) I talked to him when he was getting his coffee one day. He felt guilty at failing to save his wife. A car crash by some idiot. But he couldn’t forgive himself when his wife died on his own operating table.
Dr████: He was found in his home dead. Reports indicated he committed suicide.
SCP: I didn’t kill him.
Dr████: But you did talk to him!? What did you say?
SCP: I don’t remember fully. Talked about how vampires’ fangs and claws are indicative of humanity’s capacity for violence. Werewolves being people’s primal freedom and Viking raiders. I think there was something else, then I ended our conversation saying “When you gaze into that abyss, the abyss gazes back at you, be careful. Don’t to get sucked into the madness.” He sat quietly while he finished his coffee for the next 15mins and then left. Didn’t even say thank you.
Dr████: And that was the last you saw of him?
SCP: Yes. (SCP inspects the photos again) The boy and the girl. (SCP remains silent)
Dr████: They were found smiling in their beds with bruising on the boy and cigarette butts on the girl, both had traces of cyanide in their blood.
SCP: Yeah. He had bruise on the left half of his face. Trailed him home. Found his drunken wreck of a mom, and his scared little sister. Killed the mom. And comforted them both for the evening. The next day I took them to a place I was staying at, I treated them to a trip at the mall buying all the candy, toys, and other goodies. I bought a movie that was perfect them and we watched it together. (Tears start to leak out of XXXX eyes) I won’t forget their smiles. But I saw what would happen in lives, and I couldn’t bear it. I told them probably one best of my best stories ever, and said goodnight to them. Then I slipped them some cyanide while they slept.
Dr████: What about him? (Dr ████ gestures to the first picture)
SCP: Now him, I remember well. I kidnapped him and took him to a basement in [REDACTED] Mississippi. Don’t know how long I was down there for, but when I was done with him I came back out and there was about a foot of snow outside, before we entered I could’ve sworn it wasn’t winter. I had so much fun with him and that potato peeler. It was funny as hell.
Dr████: Why was it funny?
SCP: He was Irish. (SCP gradually begins to have a laughing fit).
Dr████: Thank you SCP. (Dr moves to stop the recording)
SCP:: Don’t press that button doc.
Dr████: What do—-
SCP: No, you shut and just listen! Do you know when people laugh now a days, we always must consider whether what we’re laughing at is okay. That we are worried someone will think poorly of us and spread the word that you don’t conform to their ideals that you are racist, sexist or such and such. Why aren’t we allowed to laugh freely? What happened to sympathy? Nowadays no matter how much you claw, kick and scream at the top of your lungs, no one will even care. The world expects us to live our lives with this idea, of order, which consists of the individual looking at their future, past and present troubles all at once! We’re not doctor Manhattan for crying out loud! But did you also know, to simply revert back to survival and do only what we see in front of us is extremely liberating. But now the world has gypsy’s raising sons for the soul purpose to fight each other, powerful old men who resent change and a serious problem with what’s good and evil! I don’t want out there, anymore.
Dr████: Why?
SCP: Because being alone is f—ing addictive, when you realise how peaceful it is. Plus, I get privileges here.
Dr████: Thank you for that SCP—-
SCP: (SCP reaches across the desk and grabs Dr████'s collar) Because only in MADDNESS does everything makes sense! HAHAHAHA- (Recording is cut.)
End Log.
Interview Log 4
Foreword: [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Addendum
Incident Report 3
Subject was being escorted for monthly pathogen testing, the normal route was under cleaning maintenance, therefore the pathing had been rerouted through Large-Heavy Containment. Unknown to the escort personnel was SCP-4715’s containment chamber. At 10m past 4715’s containment boundary all personnel (including escort personnel) in a 30m radius of 4715 began clutching at their heads while crying. 10sec later 2 staff members begun bashing their own heads at a wall, while the rest assaulted each other. This went for 15mins before all staff were dead. During this, SCP 4715 had been rapidly growing and shrinking, vocalising what is assumed as cries of pain or distress. 4715 passed out after 27mins. Camera footage showed that XXXX did not move or react while this took place. The retrieval noted that SCP-XXXX was unscathed by the escort team.
Interview Log 5
Foreword: [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Dr Bright
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Researchers Note- Why was he allowed to interview him?
Interview Log 6
Foreword: SCP-XXXX has been writing for that past 2 weeks in a note book and on the walls. No particular pattern was noticed during this
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Begin Log
Dr Coogan: This is interview log 7. Interviewer Dr Coogan. Interviewee SCP. Hello SCP. You’ve been interesting to watch these last few weeks.
SCP: Why?
Dr Coogan: You’re quiet. And you’re less… spastic. What have you discovered?
SCP: Silence.
Dr Coogan: (writes notes) Was there noise before?
SCP: Probably.
Dr Coogan: Was it a disembodied voice?
SCP: My voice.
Dr Coogan: Right. Do you feel more clear minded?
SCP: I’d still kill.
Dr Coogan: (writes notes) Can I say, you are an interesting person. But you make me question whether what you do is either mad or brilliant.
SCP: You be surprised how much both have in common. Can I just be alone please.
Dr Coogan: SCP we still have questions to get through.
The Tape is cut short when XXXX throws the table against the wall without leaving the chair. Dr Coogan is unharmed. And leaves.
End Log
Researcher Note- After watching him for this long. I believe he has gone through more than any person in the world. And he has nothing to lose. But he is content to remain contained if we provide him with the means to make his life enjoyable. I’m still not sure if he’s contained though. So I am considering classifying him as Keter. To reinforce my decision, after looking into his involvement in Russia more, I’ve theorised he knew the Russian launch codes.
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