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Scp: XXXX-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Scp XXXX-J is to be kept on a wooden stool and always observed by an authority. The object will seem to disappear to a random spot on earth. In the case of it happening a tracker is placed on the sign to keep track of and get to before anyone else gets their hands on it.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a yellow pick sign with the words "Fresh Oil" in bold. It seems that the sign would appear at any random location with the US Army always seeming to come around even in locations where the army isn't located, they seem to come around in about 5 minutes. It seems to cause a base closest to the area to go into a hypnotic and try to extract the "oil". When the oil company arrives, the seems to disappear and the effect is removed as nothing happened and everyone forgets about the fresh oil.
