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Item #: SCP-4265
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4265 is to be kept in a sealed chamber with no windows or security cameras. Only personnel aware of SCP-426 may be aware of SCP-4265, and similar precautions with personnel and guards must be taken to SCP-426. Make sure to keep the doowsie woowsies locked with a wabew on the outside not abouwt SCP-4265.

Description: Esseepee 4265 is an outwet found in the same howme of Esseepee 426. The way Eseepee 4265 is weffewed to chawneges evewy miwnute. Any forum of wratang or speech will experiance thas affact, with tha range of styles being unknown raght now. Artistic drawangs als’ show this, with tha style changin’ every minute, creating very chaotic and strange paintins. You currently suck at not talking in this way, with all of your attempts ending in failure, classic. After about 2 months, you start to act like an outlet, like a goddamn idiot. You end up electrocuting yourself on exposed wires or impaling yourself with plugs, how do you manage to be so freaking stupid. Your disappointment of a body has to be terminated after this starts happening, as you don’t stop acting like a drunk chipmunk after your isolation. My little baby and her cute little friend, SCP-426, can’t have both of their adorable little quirks show at the same time. Whoever of those little goofballs is mentioned first is the one who’s little trick activates. We think my baby girl and her best little friend gained these powers at the same time, like peas in a pod.

Experiment Log 4265-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-Class Personnel D/4265/1
Procedure: Some d-class told to write an essay about an outlet. He had to describe, like, everything about it.
Details: The guy ended up using like, tons of styles in the essay, and he didn’t even realise he did it. This thing is super weird, y’know.

Experiment Log 4265-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-Class Personnel D/4265/2
Procedure: -ClassDay oldtay otay aintpay aay icturepay foay CP-4265Say.
Details: -ClassDay roducedpay hatway ookedlay eryvay imilarsay otay aay ollagecay. Urtherfay xaminationeay howedsay undredshay foay rtaay tylessay sedua.

Expiriment Log 4265-3:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-Class Personnel D/4265/3
Procedure: D/4265/3 told abt 4265 n 426, told to compare em.
Details: In D/4265/3’s desc, 426's stuff happened, 426’s didn't.

Expiriment Log 4265-3:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-Class Personnel D/4265/3
Procedure: D/4265/4 was informed of both me and SCP-4265 and was told to compare us.
Details: D/4265/4’s description only manifested my effects, and not SCP-4265’s.