J.A. Idea Well

Absolute Raw SCP Ideas:

• Unclassified
  • The Magic Conch: Sea shell that when put to one's ear, teleports the subject to a random coastline on earth, including the edges of lakes, rivers, puddles, and artificial bodies of water such as reservoirs and swimming pools.
  • String Telephone: A device containing two styrofoam cups and a string made of an unknown material. The bottoms of the cups are attached to either end of the string by unknown means. When a subject speaks into one of the cups, their voice simultaneously emits from the mouth of the other cup.
  • Rapunzel: Man whose hair grows at an accelerated rate. Hair severed from the host loses anomalous properties. Whenever a human approaches the man, the man's hair will become hostile and attempt to burrow into the other person's epidermis, usually the head. Any hair attached to the victims body will begin to retreat within the body before apparently reemerging connected to the man's.
  • Something to do with corn kernels…
  • A pack of crayons that when used to draw a picture, results in an anomalous benefit to the subject i.e. curing of an illness, increase in romantic appeal, or a sudden accumulation of wealth. Subject will always connect these benefits to the drawing and feel an urge to show the drawing to the others. However, for subjects viewing the picture other than the artist, the picture acts as a cognitohazard, resulting in a corresponding effect that almost always results in the death of the viewer.
• Safe
• Euclid
• Keter
• Thaumiel
• Other

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