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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot be contained at this time due to its anomalous properties. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 can easily be explained as non-anomalous to any witnesses. Negotiations with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints are undergoing for containment.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon that occurs when a human vocalizes the specific words "I wish I knew more about the Mormon Church." Upon a subject vocalizing this, SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 will manifest behind a nearby door or door frame.
SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 (referred to as XXXX-A and XXXX-B for brevity) are humanoid entities that resemble missionaries of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. XXXX-A and XXXX-B instances vary in race and gender each instance, most commonly being a young, Caucasian, male. Upon manifestation, XXXX-A and XXXX-B will attempt to inform the vocalizer of the activation phrase about the Mormon religion and invite them to a local church meeting. If rejected, XXXX-A and XXXX-B will leave the vocalizer's line of sight before demanifesting. XXXX-A and XXXX-B avoid answering questions about their anomalous properties but are quite open about their own personal information (See Interview-XXXX-1).
SCP-XXXX is theorized to be created by the Latter-Day Saint church as a means to transport missionaries quickly to potential converts. Confirmation of this hypothesis is still undergoing testing.
| Security Protocols | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Two facility guards armed with tranquilizers stand behind the door of Testing Room-12 before saying the activation. | Female instances of XXXX-A and XXXX-B manifested behind the testing door. They were both successfully hit by the tranquilizers but demanifeted before further containment protocols could be initiated. | Containment failed |
| Temporary reality anchors were set in Testing Room-12 to prevent instances of XXXX-A or XXXX-B from demanifesting. | XXXX-A and XXXX-B were able to successfully demanifest despite the reality anchor. It is theorized that XXXX-A and XXXX-B teleport with some form of technology instead of anomalous properties. | Containment failled |
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| A doorframe was set up in Testing Room-██. Security guards were armed and had orders to shoot any instances of XXXX-A or XXXX-B on sight. | [REDACTED] | Containment failled |
Note by Level-3 Project Overseer, Doctor ████
What were you thinking Doctor Zaman? You'll be hearing from me very soon.
The following is an excerpt from the Foundation's Chat Messaging:
To: Doctor Zaman
From: Doctor ████
Subject: SCP-XXXX Containment
Date: 2/13/████
I swear Zaman, you can't just be shooting up SCPs. We're dealing with the most dangerous stuff in the universe and you're over here basically torturing these SCPs and you still havn't been able to contain them! You're putting me in a tough spot here Zaman. I should just fire you right now but you've done some good work over the years. I don't even know at this point. Just, don't do anything stupid like that ever again.
To: Doctor ████
From: Doctor Zaman
Subject: Re:SCP-XXXX Containment
Date: 2/14/███
Thank you for giving me this chance Doctor ████. I'm being evaluated by the psychiatrist currently and I'm starting to feel a little bit better. That decision of mine was rash and not thought out. I was just frustrated at myself and the constant failure of containing SCP-XXXX wasn't helping my mood. Changing the subject here, I have some ideas of how SCP-XXXX's teleportation works and I'm formally requesting a field experiment a few miles from here.
To: Doctor Zaman
From: Doctor ████
Subject: SCP-XXXX Containment
Date: 2/13/████
Zaman, your personal problems are no excuse for basically torturing our SCPs. Testing is approved but only if you have someone else if you. To keep you in check.
Video Log XXXX-1
Doctor Zaman: (Footage shows a grass field) Alight, this thing is working now, let's get to work. This is Doctor Zaman with my assistant researcher Doctor Laundry.
