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<Begin Log>
Dr. Nomano: So, SCP-XXXX-1, you've been in containment for approximately fourteen days. How do you feel it's been treating you?
Researcher Crane: Thirteen days.
SCP-XXXX-1: Hmm, fine. I don't like it, of course. And I don't like my restricted internet access. You know what, it's not fine. What's with that? You've hardly explained who you guys are since I got here.
Researcher Crane: Well, your internet has been restricted so we can keep an eye on your activity, lass.
Dr. Nomano: As for who we are, I suppose it can't hurt to tell you, seeing as you currently have no way to share the information. We're agents with the Foundation; I'm Dr. Bradley Nomano, and you're watching Disney® Channel™ this is Researcher Oliver Crane.
SCP-XXXX-1, to Dr. Nomano: So does that mean you're like his boss, or…?
Dr. Nomano: No, I am not his boss. While I do technically hold a higher rank than him
Researcher Crane: So SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX-1: "SCP?" What does that mean? "Super Computer Project? So Cool Puppies?"
Researcher Crane: No, lass. "SCP," is the term we use to refer to others like yourself.
SCP-XXXX-1: "Others?" So like, other people have gotten stuck in computers, too?
Researcher Crane: Well, not exactly. Others that have anomalous capabilities like you do.
Dr. Nomano: We're not exactly at liberty to explain that right now, however, since we're supposed to be running this interview, not you. Do you know exactly how this happened? You getting "stuck in a computer," as you put it?
SCP-XXXX-1: No, why the hell would I know that? If I knew that, I'd probably already be out of here and back on the internet. Can't say that it's not fun to be able to think about a gajillion times faster than you guys, but I don't have any arms or legs or literally anything besides my brain!
Researcher Crane: Calm down, lass. Let's go back to… when you first… entered this new realm. [pause] Do you remember what the transition felt like? What's the last thing you remember from your human form?
SCP-XXXX-1: I'm still a human. I'm just in a computer. But, whatever. Anyway, I remember just, falling asleep, then waking up like this. NOTE: This is a lie. The truth will be discovered by the two interviewers later on in the SCP.
Dr. Nomano: Technically, you're not human, you're a human consciousness within the internet to say, but enough with the technicalities. Could you expand your answer? You didn't answer what the transition felt like.
Researcher Crane: Like, did you notice the physical change? Or Did it feel the same? The same question about the change of all five senses.
SCP-XXXX-1: What do I get for answering?
Dr. Nomano: We'd just prefer you answer the question now.
Researcher Crane: But if you cooperate during this interview, we could allow you access to your website, albeit you'll be monitored, and it will be limited time each week, but you'll have no time if you refuse to cooperate. I know this is hard for you.
SCP-XXXX-1: [pause] Fine. My senses like… merged. No, they like, became automated. Like you know when you look at something you've never seen before, and you have to manually go out of your way to find out what it is? Now like, I'll look at a picture on the screen, and automatically know what something is.
Researcher Crane: Interesting.
SCP-XXXX-1: So like, you know how it feels when your foot falls asleep? Well what it feels like in here is like my whole brain was asleep before. Like it feels like I couldn't really think before, and now I can. The only thing is, it kinda feels cramped in here. Kinda small. Like I can't move around too much or I hit a kind of wall that's impossible to push out or expand at all.
Dr. Nomano: I suppose you are using up about 28.5 of the total 30 TiB1 on 23-Con-AG-██. How would you like it if we added a NAS to your network? We can do that if you comply with our questions.##
SCP-XXXX-1: NAS? What i—Oh, it's a "Network Attached Storage?" How do I know that? Sometimes being in a computer is great, but I have no idea where I'm getting this knowledge from sometimes. I somehow knew what all that techno-babble meant.
Researcher Crane: That's probably because when we were trying to offload you onto this server, you somehow managed to get into one of the Foundation's thirteen "Civilian Knowledge" databases, absorbing at least three-quarters of it before we found out and transferred you here.
SCP-XXXX-1: In any case, that would be great. A lot more room to move around and experiment with.
Dr. Nomano: Alright, so, what were your thoughts about your new "form," as it were, when you first noticed that you weren't, well, "you?"
SCP-XXXX-1: I was scared, of course. At first I thought I was dead. I've not denied that I could be in a coma, but my coma dream would not involve a fancy organization imprisoning me.
Researcher Crane: Interesting. Well, I'm afraid Dr. Nomano and myself have some other things to attend to now, lass, but we'll make sure you get that extra storage.
SCP-XXXX-1: Yay!
<End Log>
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