Jasmine Evans

Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde

Item #: SCP-4269 (1 and 2)

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2 are to be kept in the same containment cell. Personnel are not allowed to separate SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2 because, when separated, they will destroy anything and everything in their surroundings to get to each other. Containment cell is required to have a minimum of 11x11 meters, with 3 meter high walls made of carbon steel. The room requires the basic necessities. Feeding times are scheduled at 1:23, 12:48 and 17:30.

Description: SCP-4269-1 is described to be a humanoid female with pale skin, faded purple hair, standing at about 1.6 meters tall, and weighing about [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-4269-2 is described to be a humanoid male with olive skin, black hair, standing at about 1.75 meters tall, and weighing about [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-4269-1 is shown, when aggravated or apart from SCP-4269-2, to grow fangs and make knives appear from thin air. The amount of knives SCP-4269-1 can summon is unknown, but the highest amount reported was ██. SCP-4269-2, under the same circumstances as SCP-4269-1, can summon guns, even those unknown origins to earth. The guns seem to have unlimited capacity of ammunition. How and where they obtain these weapons is unknown, and could include a possible [REDACTED].

Discovery: SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2 was found unconscious in the remains of a portion of ███████. Personal arrived at exactly 19:34, after hearing reports of a loud explosion. After administering class A asmeisianatic drugs, personal headed out. They were found in ███████ Highschool. There were no found survivors. Personnel proceed to bag and handcuff SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2, and transport them to [REDACTED]. Name tags were recovered, with the names ███████ and ███████, assumed to be SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2 names.

Addendum 4269-A: Portion of recorded transcript
<Begin Log, skip to 00h-17m-43s>
Researcher ███████: Now tell me, why did you attack the recon team?
SCP-4269-1: They took him away from me, thats why.
Researcher ███████: Took who away? SCP-4269-2?
SCP-4269-1: (yelling) STOP FUCKING CALLING US THAT!
Researcher ███████: We are required by the foundation to-
SCP-4269-1: (continues yelling) WHAT FOUNDATION!?
Researcher ███████: How about we calm down. We will answer all of your questions, if you just calm down.
SCP-4269-2: (Bust through the wall and checks to make sure SCP-4269-1 is okay) How about you answer them now? (Hugs SCP-4269-1 and summons Glock 17 then aims it at Researcher ███████)
Researcher ███████: Threats will get you nowhere, SCP-4269-2. If you calm down, we will get to your questions. (with yo Kool-Aid Man lookin ass)
(SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2 proceed to attack Researcher ███████)
<End Log>

Addendum SCP-4269-B: (Putting SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2 in a fight against SCP-4115)
<Begin Log>
Researcher ███: Begin test, show video feed from all angles, don’t leave any spot blind.
Officer ████: You sure you want for this to happen? The destructive potential this could cause-
Researcher ███: I am sure, bring in SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2.
Guards: (walks with SCP-4269, throwing them in the cell and shutting the door)
Researcher ███: Is SCP-4115 in the cell
Officer ███: SCP-4115 is indeed within the cell, albeit chained down.(Passes out)
SCP-4269-1: Ouch that hurt
SCP-4269-2: where did they hurt you, do i need to kill them
Researcher ███: Hey SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2. You see that thing chained down? In the corner?
SCP-4269-1: Yes (Looks)
Researcher ███: Good …Good. That thing wants to separate you from SCP-4269-2. Do you want that?
SCP-4269-1: (fangs start to grow) GROWL
SCP-4115: (Looks at growling noise, tilts its head to the side)
SCP-4269-1: Why do you want to take him away from me (attacks SCP-4115)
Researcher ███: Release the chains.
SCP-4115: (chains are released, SCP-4115 stands up)
SCP-4269-1: (Sends knives at him)YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!! HES IS MINE!!
SCP-4269-2: (wakes up) what the hell, WHERE AM I, WHERE IS SHE!!!
SCP-4115: (appears on the other side of the room unaffected)
Researcher ███: (checks watch) Frozen?
SCP-4269-1: I'm over here. Help he wants to separate us (tries to hit SCP-4115 again)
SCP-4296-2: Alright, let’s bash some skulls in.
SCP-4269-1: (Jumps at SCP-4115)
SCP-4115: (grabs SCP-4269-1 and throws her against the wall)
SCP-4269-1: (whimpers like a hurt puppy when she hits the wall)
SCP-4269-2: (Makes a KG-9 appear and shoots SCP-4115) Don’t you fucking hurt her
Researcher ███: We should give him his sword, make it more interesting.
Officer ███: Are you mad? Thats a terrible idea
SCP-4115: (bullets hits it, doing minimal damage)
SCP-4269-1: (runs up to SCP-4115 and stabs him)
SCP-4269-2: (reloads guns and launches fireballs at SCP-4115)
Researcher ███: Drop the weapon. They have weapons, make it fair
Officer ███: Fine, but if we die it's your fault.
SCP-4115-1: (Blade falls from a hidden trap door, piercing the floor)
SCP-4269-2: (attempts to grab sword)
SCP-4115: (walks towards blade)
SCP-4269-1: (recreates weapon seen) This is a nice blade wonder what it does. (looks at it)
SCP-4115: (grabs blade, immediately the gears start turning, ticking can be heard)
Officer ███: (shows fear) You doomed us
SCP-4269-2: (makes katana appear) I have my own, so we're gonna have a sword fight?
SCP-4269-1: WTF is this (Her blade is ticking at the same time and flies out of her hand) Ah screw it. (Summons knives).
SCP-4115: (disappears for about 6.8 seconds)
SCP-4269-1: (3 cuts appear on body suddenly, two on thoracic region region, one on abdomen region) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Researcher ███: Hmmmmm
SCP-4269-1: (falls and tries to stop the bleeding but is unable to)
SCP-4269-2: NOOOOO (runs to SCP-4269-1 and holds her)
SCP-4269-1 : GET US OUT OF HERE!!
SCP-4269-2: (holds SCP-4269-1 and summons a portal gun , shoots at wall, and opens a portal) we’re out of here (walks through the portal)
<End Log>
SCP-4269-1 and SCP-4269-2 were recapture at point ███. SCP-4115-1 was taken from SCP-4115. Albeit suffering losses of personnel.