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SCP 0###
Creature of many tongues
Latin: MultisLingua
Just tears out victims tongues
Then sticks it to its hole motted flesh
This animates the tongues
And the creature learns the languages the tongue spoke
It is quite conversational
And claims to be harmless against anyone whos language it already speaks
It is polite and seemingly unbothered by its captivity
Patient, as if it knows when the change will come
When it speaks, the voices of all its victims harmonize
It is believed to be of extraterrestrial nature
Perhaps not even sentient, but an biological Ai
It may not be preturbed by its capture
Because it is not alive
And will last till its owners come to collect it.
Its containment room requires a moist, humid environment
Otherwise the tongues begin to dry and fall off
Causing wailings of pain so disturbing and seemingly unblockable with any know device
A smaller cool pool of water is where it sleeps
Though it is often at sitting in its desk before the bulletproof bay window,
Reading
Licking its finger and turning the page
It does not eat
It does seem to excrete becoming dirty and needing to wash-itself
Disturbingly
This is when the creature’s own tongue
Huge and muscular
The size of a large man’s leg
Unhinging its jaw
Licking itself like a cat
Counting eac( tonue as a seperate victim
And language
The creature has attacked and detongued 7,674 victims
All human
Which is strange because there are only 7,105 living languages in the world.
This means the creature is either lying
Or its been around long enough that it knows languages so long dead as to be forgotten completely
What little it will say is usually bribed with new reading material
It traces a flicking tongue finger over each word
Reading by taste of ink
Ereaders no good
Indeed light is only detectable by heat
When asked when the other languages are from
It says “Old”
And to any pressing on when that only
“Older still”
When asked if the languages are human
He falls silent
The after a moment begins uttering strange and eerie sounds and words
Clicks and gutteral wheezes
Mind Affecting Resistance Scale: Unknown
But due to its demeanor and seeming lack of weapons
(Literally toothless)
It is hypothesized that the creature must have some ability to lure and trap its victims
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SCP 1###
The Great Lakes of Cthulhu
Location
How the great lakes were formed
Dark matter residue
Possible space fabric decay, or thinning
In surrounding communities
anomolies have not been adequately monitored considering the seriousness of these cahracteristics and the vulnerability of the population centers in the nearby rustbelt and eastern seaboard
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SCP 3###
The deadly mustache disease
Why do mustaches exist?
If they werent trimmed how long would they grow?
What would the evolutionary point be?
Only affects males
Could be used as a biological weapon
Women have been restricted from accessing SCP 3### case files without exception
Mustache grows too long too quickly eventually strangling their victim if they fall asleep?
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SCP 4#######
Satellite of Love
SCP 5###
The Golden Guillotine
A man who lost everything in the economic crash of 2008 builds a large golden guillotine infused with inter-dimensional entities that feed on human emotions, especially when there is a mass of them feeling one emotion strongly. Presence of the golden obelisk creates lynch mobs of any group of humans that come within 20 meters of it.
SCP 6###
The self aware transplanted face
SCP 7###
Electric bacteria
What happens when:
Eaten
Injected
Snorted
Supossitoried
Rubbed on skin
A drug effect?
SCP 8###
Stone Henge
A kind of Stargate. Human Sacrifice Powered?
Is a lock on the prison of an elder god
Blood sacrafice is the key
The blood runs down stone table at the center
Down into the soil and earth
And a low grinding sound
Like a high wistle disolving sand dozens of feet below ground
Then the vibration, then shaking as the large standing stone to their left abruptly sinks halfway into the groun and begins to turn
The stone opposite of 5hat, behind us
Drops shockingly swift straight down into the ground
A large hole left
The ground shited slightly,
Dipping in the direction of the fallen stone
To the right of that a stone actually lifts up three feet
The circle of ground cracks
with all of them standing on it
The final stone begins to turn, and the ceneter ground begins to sink down half a foot at a time
The stone stops turning
Then drops into its own footprint
And the ground beneath them, drops as well
Plummeting them an unknown distance into the earth
Seemingly forever
Their bodies lifting off their feet as they claw at the ground to hold on
Then a crash
The soft soil and moss explodes beneath their feet
Sparing their lives by brekaing the fall
They are half buried and gasping on the ground in a large cavern
The city of carcosa?
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SPREADING THE SIN DOES NOT SPARE ONE THE STAIN
Or
Spreading the sin doesn’t lessen the stain.
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SCP 9###
A disgusting hole in the floor
SCP 10###
SATANS ICE CREAM TRUCK
