Item #: SCP-CH3
Object Class: Spooky
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CH3 is to be kept in an electrically airgapped, two-factor, double-airlock sealed cell (volume 5 x 5 x 5 meters, per standard) with no internal illumination. 11 fiber optic viewscopes are mounted in the containment cell (one placed on each wall, one each on the floor and ceiling, and one in each corner, with one tethered mobile scope carried by any service personnel entering the chamber).
Twelve staff with level 2 or higher clearance should be present in the monitoring room at all times, with allowances for no more than two (2) staff to take breaks of no more than ten (10) minutes at once. The fiber optic scopes shall be monitored at all times via the observation room, which is also to be kept in complete darkness. Flashlights, personal electronics, and entertaining board games are not allowed the observation room. Site director █████████ ████ has provisionally approved Monopoly for observation room use.
Any visuals observed within the chamber are to be recorded, on paper, and submitted via facsimile (fax) to the Site-███ supervisory committee, in ██████████ Czechoslovakia.
Description: SCP-CH3 is a home media center, including a 1992 Sony Trinitron XBR (Designated SCP-CH3-1), a Motorola DSH200 satellite receiver (SCP-CH3-2) and a television stand (SCP-CH3-3).
The 3 items display no anomalous properties when kept apart, however, in the event that they are arranged correctly in a dark room, provided with no power source, and left untouched for at least 12 years, a number of phenomena are reported to occur.
Per reports from the original owner of the set (Subject CH3-A), after being left in a dark space (in prior instances, an attic) for approximately 12 years, the devices will power on autonomously and begin displaying anomalous media. The original owner conveyed that all of the following anomalous broadcasts were observed between the years 20██ and 20██:
(Subject's commentary removed, along with accounts of non-anomalous broadcasts, for brevity)
- All 4 seasons of George Lucas' Lost, which is nominally a 6 season series created by J.J. Abrams. The series played sequentially, without commercial breaks, and heavily featured talking animals, product placement, and an animated mascot named "Gooble"
- A commercial for a children's medical back brace, played on loop for 12 hours.
- An audiovisual S.O.S. message from ██████. The owner referenced ██████ by name, but when pressed for description, proved grossly inaccurate.
- A marathon broadcast of season 100 of a series matching the description of SCP-2030. Observed by the subject to no ill effects. It should be noted that season 100 is projected to take place in the year 2076.
- A normal episode of the British children's show Teletubbies, which caused the subject to vacate his house for 24 hours in fear for his life.
- Scattered episodes of an unknown public access show called "Diggin' with Dave," wherein the host (Dave) manually digs small holes for some utility or his own entertainment.
- The 2015 finale/holiday episode of Seinfeld, which ended in 1998. Actors appeared aged appropriately, including the corpse of Jerry Stiller reprising his role as Frank Costanza.
Research staff are encouraged to connect this material to any known anomalous source, by way of database browsing that could be characterized as (but is not limited to) obsessive.
Addendum CH3-2049-12-A: As of November 2020, no activity has been yet observed by Foundation personnel.
Item #: SCP-666666
Object Class: UltraKeter™
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-666666 is secured in a high-impact, soundproof storage locker at Site Q-██. Notices are to be displayed and maintained in the surrounding area warning personnel to ignore any sounds of ringing telephones, and to not open the locker under any circumstances.
Notices should contain detailed instructions for opening the locker, to ensure that staff do not accidentally perform the series of actions required to do so. For reference purposes, the procedure is attached as Addendum-666666-18.
In the event of a containment breach, the site should be declared lost immediately, and the O5 council should announce the impending SpK-class (spooky end of humanity) apocalypse-level event. Public broadcasts shall alert the civilian population with no fewer than 15 consecutive EAS Attention Signals, and the message shall conclude with the phrase "God help us all."
Description: SCP-666666 is an extremely scary telephone handset with horrifying properties beyond human comprehension. Even looking at the device induces feelings of intense revulsion, as well as an objectively creepy compulsion to answer the phone, despite not expecting a call. Individuals exposed to SCP-666666 are immediately compelled to answer the hideous phone, but universally refuse to report the results of the terrifying experience that follows. Researches assigned to the monitoring station report the unsettling sense that it's probably something frightening.
Comment from Dr. ████████, the station's current director: "It's definitely something scary and bad. Possibly even super scary and mega bad."
Individuals compelled to pick up the handset, which rings constantly, are subject to something viscerally shocking on the other end. None have yet been observed to respond to anything on the other line, mostly likely because of immobilizing fear. Upon hanging up, all subjects have requested immediate voluntary termination (to put an end to the debilitating and perpetual fright) and refuse to convey their chilling experiences.
All attempts to record or intercept the bloodcurdling phone calls have been met with failure.
Addendum A: Jesus fuck this thing is scary.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: One sample from each appearance of SCP-XXXX is to be preserved at the deep freeze storage center within site-██, BSL 8.
Ground agents and news monitoring stations should report suspected appearances of SCP-XXXX to the site director. MTF ڃ-2 (Mouthbreathers) are deployed to detain and terminate any hosts. Any infected individuals, or suspected carriers, should be terminated immediately via the complete destruction of [VITAL BODILY SYSTEM], followed by incineration.
In the event that an incident is not contained, O5 will advise pending ████ ███ ███ via nuclear ████ ████████ with a ██ ████ ████ directly ████ █████ ███
Description: SCP-XXXX is a family of [INFECTIOUS AGENT] that appears in populations of [NON SAPIENT SPECIES] and has a known vector to humans. Infections tend to strike areas of dense human population, in a [REDACTED] fashion.
Upon contact with [VECTOR], human subjects display [NUMBER] stages of infection, as listed below:
1. [SYMPTOMS CONSISTENT WITH HARMLESS ENDEMIC ILLNESS]
2. [SLIGHTLY ESCALATING SYMPTOMS WITH ONE ANOMALOUS VARIANCE]
3. [DISTURBING BEHAVIORAL CHANGE]
…
M. [DEATH]
N. [COMPLETE TRANSFORMATION INTO SOMETHING DANGEROUS]
There are no evidence-based treatments for subjects who have progressed beyond stage 1. [ANOMALOUS MEDICINE] may prove effective in cross-testing.