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The SCP-173 Battle Royale
It is a normal day for the SCP Foundation. Everything is normal like it should be (at least normal for the SCP Foundation). However, there would be a drastic turn of events soon.
5:00 - Researchers begin reporting a ██████████████ in SCP-173's chaimber.
5:30 - The portal opens. Out of the portal comes a strange entity. It looks like SCP-173… but it also doesn't… It is shaped like a Peanut made of concrete, with 2 concrete arms, appearing to be made out of the same materials SCP-173 is made of. This object is henceforth known as "Peanut"
5:35 - SCP-173 and Peanut stare at each other, as if they are communicating. MTF are called in.
5:40 - Just as MTF arrive on-scene, a power-outage that lasts for about 12 seconds occurs. When the lights come back on, it looks as if Peanut had punched SCP-173 in the face.
5:41 - Staff don't neccessarily know what to do. It seems as if the two SCP-173s are about to fight. But who is the real SCP-173?
5:44 - After a few minutes of deciding, on-site staff decide to use a night vision camera to record the event. With the help from 5 MTF, a camera is placed in the containment chaimer, set to turn itself on and off every few seconds or so.
5:59 - Just as the camera is finished being installed, another ███████, just like the one Peanut came out of, appears in the containment chamber. On scene-staff are worried. Rightfully so. Out of the ███████ comes another statue-like creature, except this one is… different… it looks similar to an aged cross between SCP-173 and Peanut. It has 4 arms in a humanoid shape, but it is all one mesh and few parts of the rubar wireframe are exposed. It's going to be a battle royale. This one will be nicknamed "B"
6:03 - After the chaimber is evacuated, the lights are cut, and the camera is turned on. The following is a breif description of the events.
6:04 - SCP-173 charges at B, but is then punched by Peanut
6:05 - After a breif recovery, SCP-173 gets hit in the head by Peanut, who is then thrown across the room by B
6:06 - SCP-173 gets back up, and goes to the recovering Peanut, but is then hit in the head with a chair by B. The chair appeared to have come out of the 2nd ██████████.
6:07 - The same chair used by B to hit SCP-173 is used by Peanut to hit B.
6:08 - All fighters take what appears to be a time out. Peanut grabs a Sombrero and Maracas out of a similar ████████. The noise appears to enrage B, who then proceeds to hit Peanut with a chair.
6:10 - SCP-173 and B have a fistfight, before both being hit by Peanut
6:11 - SCP-173 grabs the chair an uses it to sheild himself from Peanut, who is then tackled by B.
6:12 - Peanut, quick to recover, uses the Maracas as weapons. They instantly break against the concrete structure of B.
6:13 - B throws Peanut's Sombrero across the room. It coincidentally lands on SCP-173
6:14 - Appearing to be enraged, Peanut drop-kicks B (How he did this is as of yet unknown).
6:15 - After a breif recovery, the humanoid SCP-173, the Peanut-shaped SCP-173, and the 4-armed SCP-173-B, have what appears to be a mexican standoff. Suddenly, a chainsaw cannon falls out of what appears to be a rift similar to the ones in Fortnite Battle Royale.
6:16 - A 3-way stuggle is held for the next few minutes between the 3 statues as they attempt to grab the chainsaw launcher. Seriously what the heck happened?
6:17 - There is a few screaches, a few chainsaw noises, and then… CRUNCH! The camera appears to have shown SCP-173 snapping B's neck… but B gets back up.
6:18 - Peanut grabs ahold of the chainsaw launcher, before shooting it at B. B is destroyed in one shot. But now there are no chainsaws left…
6:20 - CRUNCHES and SNAPS are shared between SCP-173 and Peanut. This goes on for several hours, with each CRUNCH and SNAP doing slightly more damage than the last.
10:20 - After 4 hours, only one SCP-173 stands remaining. All the concrete dust disappears, and a Peanut shape is revealed. Peanut has one.
10:21 - Peanut does what appears to be the Default Dance from Fortnite Battle Royale.
