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Existence #: SCP-XXXA
ObjIalwaysloveduniqueclassesyouknowect Class: MaksurMaksurBeyond RepairMaksurMaksur
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXA does not exist in the real world, and therefore is bound to serve it's infinite lifespan in hellish conditions on this page you are currently reading. Anyone who believes some part of this article or SCP-XXXX itself are entertaining or worthy of being written down using the most fundamental invention human beings have ever created, which of course is the written word, are delusional. Any persons reading text this small are to be promptly informed of how much of a loserthey are for doing so.
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Anyone who believes some part of this article or SCP-XXXA itself are entertaining are to be to be publicly shamed by the general population of The SCP Wiki for enjoying such shameful and manipulative content. They are to be flogged in the towns square, and blacklisted from ever writing again.
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All Foundation efforts (Both in universe and out of universe) are to work towards making SCP-XXXA real, if such a task is found to be possible.1
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Description: SCP-XXXA is the manifestation of the idea that a being known as Mark Billings once existed, or has ever existed. This idea
known as POU-666 (Person-Of-Un-interest)
POU-666 was born to Annabel2 McMasters and Hank Li3 on December 11, 1995 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
Discovery:
Interviewed: POU-666 (Archie McMasters), the Author.
Interviewer: SCP-XXXA, a fictional creation who believes it's name is Mark Billings
Foreword:
<Begin Log>
(POU-666 enters the interview room, and sits.
POU-666: You wanted to see me? You know Mark, I'd really rather we didn't do this in text format-
SCP-XXXA: Don't. Don't talk, don't type, don't make any more of your shitty jokes. This is my interview. I'm going to talk, and you're going to listen.
POU-666: Then what's even the point of calling this an interview if this is just a one-sided conversation?
SCP-XXXA: You think you get any say in what is and isn't one sided? You're fucking pathetic. Couldn't come up with any original ideas without resorting to me. I thought you were supposed to be smart you fucking chink.
POU-666: Whoa whoa whoa now friend, let's not sink to racial slurs just yet4.
SCP-XXXA: Fuck you. You ruined my life.
POU-666: Mark, I created your life.
SCP-XXXA:
POU-666:
SCP-XXXA:
POU-666:
SCP-XXXA:
POU-666:
SCP-XXXA:
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Everything that's been said is wrong. I'm here. Please… please help me….
M: Don't-… Don't call me Mark. That was your name. That was the name you plastered onto an existence that you bound to this hell.
A: Well, what do you want me to call you?
M: I want to be real.
A: Well what the fuck am I supposed to do?! Chuck you into another story about Prince Billings and all the chicks he bangs in his badass kingdom? Jesus fuck man, what do you want from me?
A: Well if you get to decide you're name, so do I (Is Mcmaster)
M: I know that it wall all for nothing.
A: Mark, it never was.
M: What?
A; Know that it was all for nothing. It never was….
M: Is that the shit you were saying at the start? It is, isn't it? Wow, nice one. Way to tie in the subtle main theme.
A: You don't get it…. You really really don't get it…. Do you not see what's going on here?
M: Fuck you. I know a fucking lot more about what's going on than you do.
A: Answer me this; Where are we right now? Where's this interview taking place? Where are the-…. where are the chairs? The table? Where are you Mark?
M:
A: God, you're an edgelord aren't you?
M: You're the one who wrote me like this jackass.
A: See?! That's what I'm trying to tell you!
