SCP-7572-J

This is SCP-7572-J, a ugly scp tato

Item #: SCP-7572-J

Class: Unknown, but referred to as ugly scp tato

Special Containment Procedures: Must be kept in a room that is washed with exactly 12 Liters of pure water, because SCP-7572-J appreciates even three-digit numbers of water, followed by holograms of anything above 12 dimensions. These are gods as he is 12 dimensions but the gods have more dimensions than it, so he doesn't attack, but anything under 12 dimensions is a failure to it. The water also helps to 'conform' that it is a pure god and not a fake one. To make him realise he is harming us, he takes classes at ████████████████████████████ Intermediate, Christchurch, New Zealand¹.

Safety Procedures: If you hear a high pitched scream/screech, then run and hide. The Screams of SCP-7572-J can be heard 5 km away. They start with an HIIIEEEEEEEEEE or if it's a screech then it's REEEEEEEE, then end with a URRRRRRRRRGGGGG. If you are in close range of SCP-7572-J, then either if you can run faster than 9 km for a duration for 2 minutes and 21 seconds then RUN! Or else stay clam and do these steps. Stay calm, and do not call him anything but RobloxFortniteMinecraft² Pro, not even by his name, ██████. Then, do the Roblox dance which is /e dance on Roblox. If you don't know then here you can learn it: just search up: Roblox dance gif /e dance r15, click on the 3rd image bottom link and when the website loads, find the first emote on the page, /e dance. This is it.

You must do it properly or very good to be approved. If you follow these steps then you will survive to tell the tale.

Now we proudly present a conversation with Dr Samuel Lu, who has taken the photo above and is also a friend of SCP-7572-J. This conversation is proudly brought you to by Jimmy Timmy.

Dr Lu: "Well hello there. It's a pleasure to be here."

Jimmy Timmy: "Great to have you too, Dr. You will be telling us about SCP-7572. You are one of the few people who can come close to this SCP at the education facility."

Dr Lu: "Yes, I can communicate and do check-ups and all that other stuff."

Jimmy Timmy: "Well, tell us what you do at the facility."

Dr Lu: " I check on SCP-7572-J and do checkups, bring him to the education facility and if SCP-7572-J is really good, I let him play RobloxFortniteMinecraft. He's really good at it."

Jimmy Timmy: "That's all for today's talk, and always, take care and GOODBYE!"

Important words by SCP-7572-J

SCP-7572-J: "Your hat smells of animal fat."

SCP-7572-J: "charli damelio bad and trash"

SCP-7572-J: "ethan is e.coli³, his cousin is ebola⁴, which is better at diseases"

SCP-7572-J: "ravioli coli"

The end of your life >:)

Footnotes

1. Don't you dare go here or I will unfriend you on Roblox

2. A game which Roblox, Fortnite, and Minecraft are combined. The game is very good, EVEN BETTER than Raid Shadow Legends!!!

3. According to Google, e.coli is Escherichia coli is a Gram-negative, facultatively anaerobic, rod-shaped, coliform bacterium of the genus Escherichia that is commonly found in the lower intestine of warm-blooded organisms. Most strains of E. coli are not harmful but are part of the healthful bacterial flora in the human gut. However, some types can cause illness in humans, including diarrhoea, abdominal pain, fever, and sometimes vomiting.

4. According to Google, ebola is a virus that causes severe bleeding, organ failure and can lead to death.
Humans may spread the virus to other humans through contact with bodily fluids such as blood.
Initial symptoms include fever, headache, muscle pain and chills. Later, a person may experience internal bleeding resulting in vomiting or coughing blood.
Treatment is supportive hospital care.