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Item #: SCP-blank

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment procedures: SCP-Blank is to be kept within a standard containment locker at Site-19. SCP-Blank is to be played by six D-Class personnel every 6 months. Experimentation on SCP-blank must be approved by a Level-2 staff member or higher

Description: SCP-blank is a standard board of Trivial Pursuit, in which up to 6 people must answer questions on certain media. SCP-blanks anomalous properties manifest once a year, in which all cards are updated to ask questions of more recent events.

SCP-blank has a randomised amount of cards within that will ask a question on events further into the future. Times have varied from 2020 to █8█3 SCP-blank appears to have opinions on certain subjects and can communicate by means of cards.

SCP-blank shows sapience and to some extent, emotion, as it can be very strongly opinionated on certain subjects. SCP-blank speaks formally, even when upset or in an angered state. SCP-blank is much more aggressive arguing about sports, sometimes threatening to hurt anybody who disagrees with his opinion. Keep in mind, SCP-blank is unable to harm anything.

Test log:

Test Number:1
Subjects: D-1903, D-792, D-823, D-923, D-1321 and D-1764.
Time: January 16th, 1993, 12:00 AM.
Test: Play SCP-blank for 30 minutes.
Result: No strange phenomenon occurred. Test concluded.

Test Number:2
Subjects: D-1903, D-792, D-823, D-923, D-1321 and D-1764.
Time: January 18th, 1993, 12:00 AM.
Test Play SCP-blank for one hour.
Result: No strange phenomenon occurred.

Test Number:3
Subjects: D-1903, D-792, D-823, D-923, D-1321 and D-1764.
Time: January 22nd, 1993, 9:00 AM.
Test Attempt communication with SCP-blank on sports and proceed to take a card from the ¨Sports and Leisure¨ category
Result SCP-blank proceeded to answer all questions asked by the D-Class personnel in five cards. SCP-blank is revealed to be polite through these tests.

Test Number: 4
Subjects: D-1903, D-792, D-823, D-923, D-1321 and D-1764.
Time:January 27th, 1993, at 8:00 PM.
Test Have all personnel express their opinions on SCP-blanks favourite sports team.
Result: SCP-blank appears very agitated that D-823 for disliking said team. SCP-blank insults and threatens to out D-823 into a coma unless he agrees to saying the team is the best in the MLB. SCP-blank was put into its containment locker. Shortly after it was confronted on this, SCP-blank had no recollection of the event.