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Item #: SCP-####

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment unit located at Site-44. It is to be afforded reasonable privileges as long as it remains cooperative with the Foundation in preventing the spread of SCP-####-2. Should it attempt to pitch any kind of product or service to any Foundation employee, it is to be returned to its cell and the incident logged for review.

MTF Tau-16 (“No Refunds”) are assigned to track down and contain instances of SCP-####-1 and administer Class-A amnestics to any civilians exposed to said instances.

Description: SCP-#### is a 58-year-old Caucasian male identified as Mr. Peter Daughtry of [REDACTED], who has been employed as a salesman with the Amway corporation for the past 29 years. SCP-####-1 is the designation for any product sold after the date of 20/07/2017; SCP-####-2 is the designation for any service sold after the same date. As far as either itself or Foundation investigators have been able to determine, no anomalous properties were in evidence until approximately 20/09/2016.

SCP-#### displays no anomalous qualities, other than spreading SCP-####-1 and -2. Instances of SCP-####-1 and -2 display no extranormal qualities until purchased by a customer. Their anomalous effects activate 12 to 18 hours after such purchase is made.

SCP-####-1: Once the activation time has elapsed, the next time the purchaser uses the product, Mr. Daughtry's voice will sound loudly in the purchaser's vicinity, thanking them for their purchase and advertising other products related to the purchased product, or to upcoming holidays and other major events. This sound has been recorded on several different media1.

SCP-####-2: Anomalous effects will occur two to four hours after the service is completed or the activation period elapses, whichever comes second. The content is similar to that of SCP-####-1, varying only in that Mr. Daughtry's voice will recommend relevant services rather than products.

SCP-####-1 and -2 instances provoke extreme annoyance in anyone exposed to them. As per Test ####-13, this effect is presumed to be anomalous in nature, as it still affects those who cannot hear -1 and -2.

SCP-####, at the time of its containment, was at first frightened and uncooperative; however, when informed of the purpose of the Foundation and the reason for its containment, SCP-#### began aiding Foundation efforts to contain SCP-####-1 and -2. It has expressed a desire to be free of its anomalous effects2.