A grey cube, 1x1x1 metres in size
Three spacial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Cube printed successfully in five minutes time, noted to be unusually faster than current state-of-the-art 3D printers. Object had a similar density to iron, and no deformations or errors could be found.
Looks like this thing is still functional, if not so pleasing to the eyes. Let's try something a little more esoteric.
A white rectangle, 10x10 centimetres in size
Two spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Object printed successfully in thirty seconds time. Object appeared to be infinitely thin and became bound to the printing bay; as such, removal of the object was not possible. Molecular analysis revealed the object was composed of a two-dimensional equivalent to atoms, where flat electrons orbited a flat nucleus.
Interesting, but not very useful. Perhaps this functionality could be used for labelling?
A hypercube, 1x1x1x1 centimetre in size
Four spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Object printed successfully in 1.2 hours time. Object resembled an unremarkable cube, but would partially disappear and/or reappear when force was applied; object was described as "impossible" and "unrealistic" by researchers in these states. If moved correctly, object was able to "phase" through solid wall.
Please keep in mind that complex objects of this nature could pose a security threat. Printing of objects greater than three dimensions now restricted to level 3 and above researchers.
A line, 500 centimetres in length
One spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Object printed successfully in 0.5 seconds time. Object immediately fell through printing bay, likely due to its unusual thinness, and is presumably headed towards Earth's core.
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A point
Zero spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Object printed in "zero seconds" time (according to printer terminal). No movement within printer observed, and no object could be located.
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A point
Zero spatial dimensions and zero temporal dimensions
[DATA EXPUNGED], resulting in the death of two nearby personnel and three inhabitants of a nearby town. Amnesiacs were deployed as necessary.
Absolutely no further testing of zero dimensional objects is to be permitted. Any request to print them in future will be denied.
A globular protein, Hemoglobin
Three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Object printed successfully in five hours time; protein was completely functional and when injected into Sciurus vulgaris (Red Squirrel), behaved as would normally in the organism.
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A mitochondrion
Three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Object printed successfully in twenty hours time; however, when injected into an animal cell, operated normally for 10 minutes before suddenly exploding, killing its host cell as well.
I'm not sure this machine was designed to print biological objects of such complexity. Let's keep trying, anyways.
One Escherichia coli (E coli) cell
Three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension
Object printed successfully in 2.5 days time, but was not functional.
Hm. Seems like organelles are the limit to the biology we can print. Keep a bookmark in this for future use.
A grey cube, 1x1x1(x3) metres in size
Three spatial dimensions and two temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in two hours time. No physical differences to a regular cube were apparent; however, the object moved sporadically on its own for approximately ten seconds, before being frozen in place. A foundation standard encrypted message carved itself onto the object, translating to "Hello", followed by it spontaneously imploding several seconds later.
I need to confirm a theory on this one. Let's continue our testing.
A chalkboard, 10x10x1(x3) centimetres in size
Three spatial dimensions and two temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in three hours time. Object imploded two seconds later.
Either this isn't very good at what it does, or someone doesn't like what we're doing. I'm surprised we haven't gotten any presents of this nature ourselves, though. Anyways, I've got an idea.
A chalkboard, 10x10x1(x3) centimetres in size, with phrase "DO NOT DESTROY" inscribed on its surface
Three spatial dimensions and two temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in three hours time. After approximately five seconds, writing appeared on the object, gradually increasing in frequency. Phrases included "Hello", "Pleased [sic] state identity", "Why", "fksdnalsdkm", "Quid est hoc?" and [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]." Two seconds following the final message, the object imploded.
Sorry to anyone that saw the last one. I'm pretty sure the squaking only lasts a week or so. At least this appears to prove my theory.
A grey cube, 1x1x1(x1x1) metre in size
Three spatial dimensions and three temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in ten hours time. However, no object appeared to be printed, despite researchers having experimented for several minutes after SCP-XXXX-A was completed. When questioned, researchers could not recall the object they were experimenting on, but clearly remembered the nature of the experiments conducted (namely, moving the object around).
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A small crane
Three spatial dimensions and three temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in twenty hours time. Object was kept as stationary as possible; with only mechanical parts being moved. Researchers began to use the crane to pick up items, but usually no item was present after movement of the crane nor could researchers recall the items to be used in the experiment. In some cases, items were picked up successfully but were of an unusual nature that would not normally be selected for an experiment, such as explosives, biohazards or SCP-███. Researchers could not explain why such objects were chosen.
I think I've got it. Three temporal dimensional items exist on several metaphysical planes, and by manipulating them we're altering the idea of them. Put another bookmark here.
A grey cube, 1x1x1(x1x1x1) metres in size
Three spatial dimensions and four temporal dimensions
Object printing failed; printer displayed an error message suggesting a failed assertion within the codebase. Attempts to decompile the printing software and remove the assertion were made, but could not be completed as no available compilers were able to successfully rebuild the program.
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An eigenweapon which could be used to temporarily neutralize multi-dimensional threats
Six spatial dimensions and one temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in 10 days time. Eigenweapon was fired in a manner to "attract" a multidimensional entity; however, due to lack of agility and experience in higher dimensions, entity was able to evade containment. No contact has been made with multidimensional beings since event.
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A 2x2x2x2x2 metre containment chamber for
SCP-2634Six spatial dimensions and one temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in 4 days time. Wireless controls embedded into the weapon allowed for full operation. Currently stored in Abstract Objects Storage located in Site-63.
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A weak metaphysical meme of an unremarkable face, 5 temporal years in length
Zero spatial dimensions and three temporal dimensions
Object printed successfully in twenty minutes time. Several researchers claimed to immediately recognize the face, even those who did not observe it; this affect also spread to an extremely large global populous with low memetic resistance. Subjects reported memories of the meme dating back to a maximum of five years. A disinformation campaign was carried out to explain its existence.
Very interesting, but much too dangerous. I'm banning any three temporal dimensional experiments until further notice.
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