Jmil7700 - SCP Draft
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Safe

Special containment procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a decently sized storage cabinet, located inside of an airtight sealed room constructed of concrete, and lined with polyurethane. It is to be affixed with two drainage pipes on the floor that drain into the sewer systems of █████ county. The series of two airtight seal doors with another set of drainage pipes in between, are only to be opened one at a time and either on will not open unless the other is closed. If an event were to occur where both doors are open at the same time, a cleanup and maintenance crew is to be called over to SCP-XXXX's room immediately to repair the doors, and in case of a spill/breach of SCP-XXXX-2.

SCP-XXXX-2 is to be kept in a specially designed cupholder that is 7.5 cm in diameter and 12.5 cm tall. This cupholder is to be bolted onto the bottom of it's storage cabinet, and checked regularly for any wear. The bolt is to be replaced every two months, or immediately if found to be worn or rusted.

SCP-XXXX's cabinet is also to be cleaned out weekly to prevent an overflow of instances of SCP-XXXX-3.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a cod fillet sandwich basket meal from a ██████'s fast food restaurant in ██████████ ████████. It consists of three items. A cod fillet sandwich, labeled as SCP-XXXX-1, a medium size drink labeled as SCP-XXXX-2, and a side of regular size fries, labeled as SCP-XXXX-3.

SCP-XXXX-1 has the anomalous property of being nearly immune to any efforts to distort or eat it. Any attempts to manipulate it in any major way have all been met with failure, or injury. If a subject is ordered to eat SCP-XXXX-1, most of the time the subject will refuse to, even if the subject has been starved for some time. It is suspected SCP-XXXX-1 has some sort of psychological affect that prevents humans from wanting to eat SCP-XXXX-1. See addendum of experiment log-A. Testing with animals is yet to be conducted.

It also has the strange ability to teleport itself when not being monitored. It always tries to appear next to or as close as possible to SCP-XXXX-2. Objects or walls do not affect it's path, unless objects are placed close enough to SCP-XXXX-1 that SCP-XXXX-2 cannot fit, in which case it will place itself at the most stable point nearest to SCP-XXXX-1. The methods by which it does this is unknown.

SCP-XXXX-2 has the anomalous property of being endlessly filled. It's liquid of choice is apparently Pepsi. See addendum of experiment log-C.The physical properties of the cup are non-anomalous. It is not "bottomless" as many people seem to assume, and it is easily manipulated by hand. Manipulating it in any manner does not prevent the soda from spilling out as per usual. How it fills itself and where the Pepsi comes from is unknown.

SCP-XXXX-3 has the anomalous property of ████████████. Ties with SCP-1689 have not been confirmed.

Addendum:

<Initial discovery:>

SCP-XXXX was found by the foundation on ██/██/20██ along the side of a street, next to the body of a deceased homeless man. SCP-XXXX came from a nearby ██████'s restaurant,

At 1149 hours, [Redacted] was biking near █████ street when she noticed a nearby trash pile that was leaking a significant amount of some sort of liquid. She went to investigate and found a homeless man asleep in a pile of trash bags and cardboard boxes, his cup tipped over and spilling what she reported was an endless amount of soda. [Redacted] placed the cup upright and attempted to wake the man by lifting him up. According the the woman, he woke slowly and upon doing so said, "Oi, you're fine lady, I don't need anyone's help anymore!" He went to take a bite of his sandwich, and fell back to the ground. [Redacted] attempted to wake the man again with no success, and called the police.

Upon arrival, the police identified the man as [Redacted] and declared him dead at the scene, due to a heart attack. After questioning [Redacted] about the incident, they discovered the anomalous activity of the cup. With the discovery, Mobile Task Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") was called in to collect and recover the cup. Soon after, it was sent off to site ████ and the staff at the nearby ██████'s were then questioned.

Most of the staff remembers there being an order for a cod fillet basket meal being made, but there was no physical or digital receipt. The kitchen staff is unaware of who actually prepared the meal, and the front end staff is unaware of who ordered it. After attempts to figure out who ordered and prepared the meal, a man who seemed to be in poor condition went up to the registers and claimed the meal to be his. The staff, noting his state, decided to give him the meal. He was reported giving his thanks, filling his cup with a soda drink, and leaving the restaurant with the food at 1124 hours.

After questioning if the sandwich and fries may be associated with the cup, Mobile Task Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") went back to the site where SCP-XXXX-2 was found to attempt recovery of them, only to find SCP-XXXX-3. All instances of SCP-XXXX-3 were recovered and taken back to site ████ to be put into containment with SCP-XXXX-2.

Note:

When asked about the recovery of SCP-XXXX-1, MTF Pi-1 member [Redacted] replied "No, we didn't grab it actually. We couldn't find it at the site so we just left, but it turns out it was just in the back of the truck with the soda cup when we got back to base. Don't know how it got there but, we have it now so…mission accomplished, I guess."