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SCP-XXXX in the staff canteen at Site-64 taken by site cameras.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is a safe class object and therefore is not to be contained in a holding chamber. SCP-XXXX is stored in the staff canteen at Site-64, with no access restrictions required.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard kitchen microwave, 45.7 cm wide and 27.9 cm high, with no signs of any oddity on the outside upon first glance.
SCP-XXXX, however, is different from the usual microwave. Personnel have put numerous microwaveable instant foods into the main tray of the microwave, each result with the same overall concept, which is that when food is placed onto the plate of the microwave, say, a cup of instant noodles, gourmet traditional Japanese noodles will come out, each result varying in terms of brand, seasonings, and flavor.
Even food that is not edible will become gourmet, dirt becomes a mud pie, glass becomes a fancy wine glass, and grass turns into a gourmet salad, topped with croutons and dressing
SCP-XXXX is shown to cook the food on a microwave time scale, if 1 minute, it will be fast food grade, if 2 minutes, standard diner grade, if 3 minutes, standard 5 star restaurant grade, and if 10 minutes, completely gourmet, the best thing you'll have in your life, personnel have said.
The microwave was found dumped in a garbage dumpster outside of Mr. ███'s house, in ███, Arizona, on 3/6/17, while garbage men were taking the trash out, inspection by them showed results listed above, and they took it to the foundation.
Test Logs
Test A - Date: 5/9/17
Object: A single piece of garlic bread.
Procedure: Garlic bread was placed onto the microwave's tray, and set to be on for 1 minute.
Results: After 1 minute of being on SCP-XXXX, the garlic bread came out fatty tasting, and very salty.
Analysis: Eugh, can garlic bread be bad? Impossible, but this sure comes close to it.
-Dr. Meuller.
Test B - Date: 3/9/17
Object: A Class-D cafeteria hamburger
Procedure: Hamburger was placed onto microwave's tray, and set to be on for 3 minutes.
Results: After 3 minutes of being in SCP-XXXX, food comes out as a home cooking style hamburger, 5 star restaurant grade.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX appears to have made a 5 star restaurant grade level style hamburger… Delicious.
-Dr. Meuller.
Test C - Date: 4/9/17
Object: Instant Macaroni and Cheese
Procedure: Macaroni was placed onto the microwave's tray, and set to be on for 10 minutes.
Results: After 10 minutes of being on SCP-XXXX, the macaroni came out perfectly, not too hot, not too cold, and was cooked to absolute perfection, with some garnish on it.
Analysis: I have no words… This is the best thing I have ever tasted in my life. Delicious, once again.
-Dr. Meuller.
