Joebama

Item #: xxxx

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure:
SCP xxxx must be kept in a 5 meter by 5 meter room at Site-[REDACTED], and be kept at a temperature of 2°C. Any personnel interacting with the anomaly must first heat the room 55°C—at which point the anomaly will become disoriented—and wear a fire proximity suit. If any attack is made on the personnel inspecting SCP xxxx then the containment cell must be subject to wall mounted flamethrowers for approximately 5 seconds. Only D-Class personnel are allowed to directly interact with the anomaly, any contact with SCP xxxx by E-Class personnel or above must be over an intercom and CCTV system.

Description: SCP xxxx is approximately 46.2 centimeters in length 25.23 centimeters in width, it has red, moist, uneven skin. The anomaly was discovered in the NICU of the [REDACTED] hospital on [REDACTED] 10th, 20[DATA EXPUNGED]. It is roughly humanoid and has been described as looking similar to a human newborn, below the waist it is wrapped in what appears to be bacon, but no samples have been successfully retrieved to prove this.

Addendum: [REDACTED] 12th 20[REDACTED], D-7736 was sent to exam the anomaly, but upon approaching SCP xxxx the anomaly opened its mouth(later researched to have a maximum diameter of 1.6 meters). Upon ingestion xxxx regurgitated D-7736 in the form of ground beef which was retrieved for further testing.

Addendum: [REDACTED] 16th 20[REDACTED], Upon further research of SCP xxxx it has been discovered that no other beings besides humans trigger the response observed by D-7736.

Addendum: [REDACTED] 24th 20[REDACTED], After extensive testing it has been discovered that any severed limb of SCP xxxx will act independent of the body and grow a new body, the initial body will also regrow the lost limb.

Addendum: [REDACTED] 5th 20[REDACTED], After close watch of SCP xxxx growth has been reported, the growth follows similar patterns to that of a human newborn.