JoeIsHummus

Item #: SCP-4102
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4102 is to be contained in a 15x15 black case, accessible by Level 2+ Personnel using a padlock, the code of which is (██, ██, ██) SCP-4102 is contained in a locked 250 x 350 x 300mm four (4) digit safe in Dr. ██████’s Office. SCP-4042 must be checked on every three (3) hours by Class D Personnel. SCP-4042 is to stay in its safe without permission from Dr. ██████.
Description: SCP-4102 is four (4) lined up Nabisco branded Oreos wrapped up in a brown paper towel. (Note, the brown paper towel does not seem to display anomalous properties.) When lined up next to each other, and when looked at from a bird’s eye view, the cookies resemble Soviet Russian propaganda from the 1940s-1950s. SCP-4102 appears to be harmless, making any subject have a new fascination for bears (Ursidae) after a short period of exposure, (15-20 Minutes.) After longer exposure, (35-40 Minutes,) subjects appear to have a slight Russian accent. After an hour of exposure, subjects will speak fluent Russian, with no memory of their past, saying they’ve always lived in Moscow. Some instances, they will tell stories about being in a breadline or getting “piss drunk” (Note, after testing, we have no idea if this is temporary or permanent. Subjects will be put on watch.)
Document SCP-4102a (regarding incident 4102-01): On September 27th, 20██, Agent ███████ was looking for something to eat around 11:04 AM, when he encountered SCP-4102. His hunger got the best of him, and after indulging himself with SCP-4102-1 and SCP-4102-2, He started screaming and became hostile towards Dr. ████. Soon after, he had a stroke. He was rushed to emergency care but expired soon after arriving.
Addendum [SCP-4102h]: Putting SCP-4102-3 into SCP-912 on the ‘Fine’ setting yielded a propaganda poster, displaying the text: “Kill the Capitalist Pigs!” when translated from Russian to English.
Interview Log:
Interviewed: D-2671
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
██████: So, you think you’re Russian?
D-2671 (Translated): I am Russian! I’ve lived in Moscow for all my childhood!
██████: You lived in Detroit before you [REDACTED], do you not remember?
D-2671 (Translated): That doesn’t sound like something I would do unless it’s for my motherland.
██████: You had a wife. Do you remember that?
(D-2671 refuses to talk, while shaking his head slowly to every question asked.)
[END LOG]