Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedure: All reports of an individual matching the description that of SCP-XXXX are to be notified to the closest Foundation personnel of Level 2 Clearance or higher. In the event that SCP-XXXX appears near any Foundation Site and away from populated areas, a researcher and a single security officer both with Level 2 Clearance and trained in Protocol XXXXA-1 are to approach and handle SCP-XXXX. However, in the case that SCP-XXXX appears in a populated area, Protocol XXXXB is to be initiated, which authorizes the dispatch of Mobile Task Force Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") or Mobile Task Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") to redirect SCP-XXXX away from populated areas and towards the nearest Foundation Site, until it is considered safe to initiate Protocol XXXXA. All non-foundation personnel who come into contact with SCP-XXXX are to be administered Class A amnestics.
All items purchased from SCP-XXXX are to be delivered to Site-77 promptly. All products that are already researched fully and are no use to the Foundation are to be incinerated. All products that are researched fully and are of use to the Foundation are able to be used by Foundation personnel of Level 2 Clearance or higher. Personnel of Level 1 Clearance can use products with permission from a Foundation member of Level 3 Clearance or higher. All products that are newly discovered or warrant further research are to be reported to onsite research personnel for testing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male humanoid of average build, presumably approximately 180 cm tall and possesses green eyes. SCP-XXXX will always be dressed in varying business formal attire, but will consistently don a gold-colored bowtie. SCP-XXXX's demeanor is considered as amiable and charismatic, presumably to encourage an individual to purchase products from its stock contained within a briefcase. The aforementioned briefcase is a large, brown leather briefcase that holds the stock of SCP-XXXX during a particular visit. Protocol XXXXA unintentionally limits the full research of SCP-XXXX, so there are understandings and claims regarding the anomalous traits of the object that are not supported by definite evidence.
SCP-XXXX claims to be capable of both voluntary and selective1 interdimensional travel through unknown means. SCP-XXXX states that it has always been capable of this trait, and it proclaims that it is natural. This claim is not supported by visual confirmation of handlers of SCP-XXXX as it will always be out of sight when 'shifting' to another dimension, both directly by means of witnessing SCP-XXXX and indirectly through video monitoring. However, signals from discretely planted GPS devices will disappear when an apparent 'shift' occurs and will reappear during an SCP-XXXX visit, if not damaged during a visit to another dimension. Following a shift, SCP-XXXX will regularly return to our dimension every 2-10 weeks. Any deviations from this from this pattern should be noted by researchers and SCP-XXXX on its subsequent visit will be questioned why it's returning earlier or later from its routine.
The briefcase of SCP-XXXX carries a recorded capacity of 3-16 different candies, but researchers estimate the briefcase can carry approximately 20-35 candies of varying size. The briefcase is not believed to be anomalous and is simply for containing the candies that are brought on a particular visit. These candies will be sold at a price ranging from two USD ($2.00) to a recorded two hundred, sixty-eight USD and ninety-nine cents ($268.99). SCP-XXXX will only accept USD regardless of the location of it during a particular visit. Branded candies will never be from major candy brands that exist in our dimension, or be products that are not manufactured by major candy brands that do exist in our dimension. Candies that are not manufactured by major candy brands are usually produced by artisanal vendors, or created by SCP-XXXX itself, both of which frequently exhibit anomalous effects.
Addendum XXXX-01: Protocol XXXXA: Protocol XXXXA is the action that is initiated by a Site Director, and Protocol XXXXA-1 is the training given to personnel that allows them to participate in Protocol XXXXA. Protocol XXXXA states that all personnel handling SCP-XXXX are to be dressed in casual attire to avoid suspicion, as well as carry a minimum of 500 USD. Designated researcher is to greet and converse with SCP-XXXX and purchase the entirety of its stock. In the case that 500 USD of the local currency is insufficient to purchase the entire stock of SCP-XXXX, the researcher will purchase in priority of products that are the most anomalous to the least anomalous.
Following the purchase of SCP-XXXXs stock, the researcher is to present a minimum of 2 candies created by the Foundation of differing varieties between visits. The researcher will provide a brief description of each individual candy, then proceed to sell the candies from a range of prices at a minimum of one USD and fifty cents ($1.50) to a maximum of fifteen USD ($15.00) depending on the cost of materials purchased by the Foundation to create said candies.
Following a successful transaction, the researcher is to recommend to SCP-XXXX that during its next return, it should visit a designated location to where another researcher and security officer trained in Protocol XXXXA-1 under the pretense of a relative, friend, or co-worker will initiate Protocol XXXXA. Under absolutely no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to know about the Foundation, its members, or its agenda as directed by Researcher ███████.






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