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Item #: SCP-5078
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: scp-5078 and scp-5078A are to be seperated by a 5 foot concrete wall and kept in a cryo-preservation vessel on site 89 and be fed 5 (five) teaspoons of scp-5078B every day. if scp-5078 is to manage to acquire scp-5078A, D-Class Personell are to be sent in and are to remove scp-5078A from scp-5078's grasp.
1 carton is to be placed in a nearby room to be filled with scp-5078B for samples and to feed scp-5078.
Description: scp-5078 is an 5' 8" african-american male of 32 years. More commonly known as Andrew B. Bachelor, or King Bach for short, scp-5078 was first discovered on June 26th, 1988. Alone, scp-5078 displays no anomalous properties. before being contained, King Bach was most known for being the most followed user on the now-defunct video sharing service Vine with 11.3 million followers.
Scp-5078A is an unusually large stainless steel tablespoon measuring 3' 11". Scp-5078A is often nicknamed "The Comically Large Spoon". There is no sign of where it was manufactured or what company manufactured it. Scp-5078A is capable of holding one ice cream carton at a time. If an individual is to grasp scp-5078A, they will gain an unusual hunger for any frozen dairy product, mainly ice-cream. After 5 (Five) to 10 (Ten) minutes of holding scp-5078A, the individual's hunger for frozen dairy products grows violent, to the point that they will attempt to kill anyone withholding said frozen dairy products from them. Scp-5078A was first seen on June 6th, 2013, in a Vine by scp-5078. If people under the influence of 5078A aren't able to obtain ice-cream within 3 days, they turn to suicide and kill themselves in gruesome and "creative" ways. It is unknown if there is more unusually large cutlery in existance and if they exhibit the same anomalous effects as scp-5078A.
When scp-5078 is to hold scp-5078A, scp-5078 grows more violent and faster than other individuals who hold scp-5078A. Scp-5078A, when in possession of scp-5078, automatically refills any ice cream cartons within 100 yards to full capacity. It is not known if this anomalous property is the result of 5078A or 5078. If the carton is completely empty, the carton will be filled with a completely new ice cream. These new ice creams are now designated scp-5078B.
The flavor of the scp-5078B is most often bland but can also be caramel, chocolate, or vanilla flavored. The scp-5078B can be grey, red or purple. All samples of scp-5078B taken have been non-lethal, but distribution of samples is still prohibited just in case. If the carton is NOT empty, it will be refilled with whatever flavor the ice cream left in the carton is. When refilled, all mentions of the original ice cream flavor on the carton will be replaced with the text "Big Chungus". It is unknown if there is a connection to the popular internet joke by the same name, which is a photo of a fat Bugs Bunny.
