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SCANNING CREDENTIALS
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WHO CARES GO AHEAD
O5 COMMAND LIST
Foreword: The following document details extremely sensitive information and could lead to a breach of foundation secrecy. Unless you reading this are not a member of the SCP Foundation staff, in that case why are you here? You don't have proper clearance. Get out.
The following is a direct section taken from the O5 Chat Room.
System: Dr. SCPFan67 has joined the chat.
O5-1 : What the hell? Who are you?
Dr. SCPFan67 : Can I join the 05 Council and destruy SCP-173?
O5-2 : It's O5 not 05. Wait how did you get the credentials for this chat? The SCP Foundation is-
O5-5 : The SCP Foundation is not real.
O5-4: Y-Yeah. If you don't stop roleplaying and go somewhere else we'll have to kick you out.
Dr. SCPFan67: I know the PCS Foundation is reel.
O5-3: No it doesn't kid you're obviously mistaken here.
O5-9: If you're going to try to act like you belong here, which you don't, at least learn to spell.
O5-5: I apologize for my fellow admins' poor attitude. I believe you are mistaken, the SCP Foundation does not exist and we are just staff members.
Dr. SCPFan67: Hmmm. Alrighty then youve convinced me.
System: O5-1 has removed Dr. SCPFan67 from the chat.
O5-2 : That almost caused a breach of foundation secrecy Jesus Christ.
O5-3: You think we should make this chat private?
O5-4: Nah.
The following is a recorded transcript of the O5 Meeting Room, debating the secrecy of the Foundation.
O5-1 : This meeting has now begun. O5-3 you may start us off.
O5-3: Thank you O5-1 . The other day, I'm assuming most of you were informed of the still unidentified person who gained access to the O5 Chatroom. I insist we add more security to our pages seeing as the Foundation website is listed on Wikidot, one of the most unre-
O5-4: Don't you say it O5-3. Wikidot is one of the best websi-
O5-1 : I'll allow it. O5-3 continue.
O5-3: Wikidot is one of the most unreliable websites out there. If we want to maintain secrecy we have to take action now.
O5-6 : What if we switched to a different public website?
O5-2 : Wikidot itself isn't the issue here. The issue is that our website is public and random people on the internet can access it.
[Bickering amongst O5-3 , O5-4 , O5-8 , O5-9 , O5-11 , O5-12 , O5-13 begins]
O5-1 : Quit your bickering, you're not preschoolers. Does anyone have an idea of how to fix this?
O5-7 : Just add locks to everything. Simple.
O5-10 : Burn the foundation to the ground and start over.
System: O5-10 has been ejected by O5-1 for being sus.
O5-1 : Anyways, let's continue.
O5-8: What if we just turned it into a community project to trick them into thinking it's fake?
O5-12: Yeah yeah! What kind of community project would it be though?
O5-2 : What about fiction writing? We could let people write fake SCP articles and we have the real ones hidden for the real staff.
O5-4: Yes this will definitely work and not backfire at all!
O5-1 : Alright then. This has been a very productive meet of the O5 Council, good job. Meeting adjourned.
