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Note: This file possesses both memetic and cognitohazardous properties and should only be viewed by personnel with an Anomalous Impulse Resistance Index of at least 999½. All other personnel should close this file immediately and report to their supervisor.

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SCP-018-J. A "beauty" filter has been applied to neutralize the image's anomalous effects.

Item #: SCP-018-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All images of SCP-018-J are to be remotely reviewed by AI.

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Description: SCP-018-J is a picture of an unknown individual's forehead. Attempts to identify the man in the picture have yielded inconclusive results.

SCP-018-J carries a cognitohazardous effect that, when viewed by a human, causes them to perceive the forehead in the image, in a variety of different ways. No two views are the same, making each new viewing of SCP-018-J by unaffected individuals, unique.

SCP-018-J also carries a memetic agent that is carried by individuals affected by SCP-018-J (hereby referred to as SCP-018-J-XA)1. Information passed on by SCP-018-J infectees to uninfected individuals will also manifest the same perceived view of SCP-018-J from the original viewer of the image.

SCP-018-J-3A
Subject Dr. John Douglass
Notes "I swear, when I saw that picture, I just- I don't- Honestly, it creeped me out, like, how do you not find it creepy? Or- or at least unnerving?!"
SCP-018-J-5A
Subject Dr. Gabriel Jade
Notes "Man, uh… The size of that thing. I don't know how but, that thing is just constantly ascending like, it's growing or something, I don't know, it's just really tall for me."
SCP-018-J-9A
Subject Dr. Max Everett
Notes "I'm not sure how to describe it… It looks… Shiny? That's all I can say."
SCP-018-J-5A
Subject Dr. Phoebe Maywall
Notes "Man… The size of that thing. I don't know how but, that thing is just constantly ascending like, it's growing or something, I don't know, it's just really tall for me."