Jon_Flay - Author

The Author

Class: Keter, Thaumiel

Containment Procedures: SCP-_-2 is currently uncontained and is considered Class "Keter" due to full conscious realization of his powers and reality-bending abilities thanks to the possession of SCP-_-1. SCP-___-2 (Later "Author" for his request) is a highly dangerous individual aww and is not to be angered, tempered, or bargained with. In case of spotting an individual with a blue hey scar on camera feeds or in public - personnel are NOT to approach him but to immediately cainform Dr. Bright. Author has engaged in a mutual agreement with O5 not to materialize in any site except for sites ██, ██, ██ and ██ but has been reported to break this agreement several times. Due to the powers granted to it by SCP-_-1, Author is not to be terminated under ANY CONDITIONS.

SCP-_-3 is considered a full working copy of SCP-_-1 and both of them are to be classified as "Thaumiel". SCP-_-3 is to be kept under all-time surveillance in a remote location approximately 30 km from site [REDACTED]. No personnel under clearance level 5 including members of unclassified MTFs are to be allowed closer than 2 km to the containment site and the site itself is to be considered for the other members of The Foundation as "TesO5 Private picnic reserve"e". SCP-_-3 is to be daily tested to find the ways of overcoming it's "using restrictions". All camera feed except for thermo-vision and sound recording are to be paused while concluding experiments on SCP-_-3. In the event of "Keter" scenario Author is to be called to retrieve SCP-_-3 by any means possible. ;x x


"Photograph of SCP-_-3 in it's closed form."

Description: SCP-_-1 and presumably SCP-_-3 are two identical books, apart from one detail. The cover on each is made of crude dark-brown leather sown by gilded thread, with metal edges, made of aluminum-titanium alloy.Their only observable difference is that SCP-_-1's front-up edge resembling a flower, while SCP-_-3's doesn't. The reason for that is Author's [DATA EXPUNGED]. Paper of SCP-_-1/3 is made of a combination of unknown species of wood, having similarities to Canadian Spruce, Gum tree and a Panamanian golden frog. Any attempts to damage any components of SCP-_-3 have been seen to be neglected on a sub-atomic level without activation of "using restrictions", no such attempts are to be made in further testing due to fruitlessness. SCP-_-1 currently belongs to the Author and is not to be asked access to unless disproven it's complete identicality to SCP-_-3. SCP-_-1/3 are the source of power of the Author as it has been confirmed that he has achieved his powers thanks to the properties of SCP-_-1. sounds a bit rude

SCP-_-1/3 are a reality-bending objects of hULTIMATE power, being seen to top the powers of a few other reality-bending SCPs. SCP-_-1/3 have the ability to interfere with space-time by making anything that is redacted in it's text also happen or be changed in reality real-time, while not redacting the memories or awareness of changes if not specifically having written to. Upon examining any page it's contents appear to be a "script" of a specific scenario the viewer is experiencing, thinking of or subconsciously expecting to see. However SCP-_-1/3's "using restrictions", believed to be set by Author using SCP-_-1 itself, prevent anybody apart from Author It's a pain to read, really, I know I said "Author", but it's not that hard to add "the" before it from seeing any contents of the pages or trying to redact them without looking. User will be struck by an anomalous phenomenon of sudden fear, being described as a mix of existential horror and a fear of death (even if previously having conquered either or full previous lack of both), this fear strike is proven to work on any living creature or substance trying to read or redact contents of SCP-_-1/3. However it's not affecting a user if it's incapable of reading, writing, or does not know of usual properties of any books (presence of words or pictures). In any of the above the contents of SCP-_-1/3 will appear to be empty, but the fear of Cthulhu will occur in a miniature form if the user is trying to write or draw anything on the pages, subconsciously preventing that action. If believed to find a way to examine or redact it's contents without any physical contact, via lack of vision, a remote tool or any other method of real-time interaction user will be struck by a horror blow aswell in the moment right before starting the action. Trying to record any contents of the SCP-_-3 via any automatic or electronic tools that do not need a real-time interaction will cause them to break in a random possible way, and in one instance for the words "Nice try" to appear on all of the camera feeds in the Foundation in a 500,000 km2 area. All of the attempts to automatically redact the contents of SCP-_-3 have met the same fate.

Apart from the sudden fear phenomenon, "using restrictions" also take in account some restrictions to redactions in the "script" of SCP-_-1/3. They are also likely to be set by The Author, considering the information from interviews with him. Due to current inability to test these additional restrictions, we have to trust ThE Author on their information. Apparently SCP-_-1/3 follows by the "Jinn" rules, thus, it can't kill anybody I usually can do it myself, ressurect a living person or make anyone fall in love. It also can't make another instance of The oh, didn't even have to do it myself Author, having that said, there seems to be only one instance of Author damnit in the multiverse under any known circumstances.

Author is an European human individual 178 cm in height with brown uncalmed hair, brown eyes and a messy stubble beard. Its usual wear includes a crude brown duster, khaki legwear of various sorts and either an unbranded T-shirt, red turtleneck sweater or a Hawaii shirt Aww, you remembered Author has shown ability to change some of those features for disguise purposes. The only feature he has not been able to redact in its appearance or in mentions hey in that's any document NOT is that he has aBLUE SCAR UNDER HIS LEFT EYE FAIR!. This phenomenon is still unknown and the Author is not willing to answer any questions regarding its nature.

From interviews with t-h-e Author and shown data, current list of his powers include:

  • Immortality. According to his words, he has been alive for more than a ██ thousand years. wich is still not that much, according to some human mythologies.
  • Time travel. Proven by an experiment with a glass of milk. He said that he is able to wield a few different concepts of time travel, some of wich that include the concept of Eternalism and the ones that include the opposites. I tried to prove it but you all forgot it. Or it wasn't you.
  • Ability to travel between parallel universes.
  • Ability to create parallel universes. Is able to make stories and myths real by "adding" another universe to a multiverse setting and changing some of the laws of reality in this universe to match the story. Proved it by showing "family photos" of him together with Thor and Loki (The mythological ones.)
  • Shapeshifting. Even into objects and back.
  • Invincibility of a sort. Currently his second most important ability. According to his words whenever he dies he automatically, and unconsciously, creates another universe that differs in time with the first one, where he takes off in the moment he can prevent his death. The initial universe IS DELETED in the process to insure there is always one version of The Author in the multiverse. I travel through stories with actual magic, of course someone will try to revive me.
  • Ability to summon SCP-_-1 and work with it. His most important ability. According to his words noone except for him could even read it. He wants to see if someone can.

Addendum: SCP-_-3 has been handed to The Foundation by THE Author, having said to be a complete copy of SCP-1, for our further testing. When asked about the reason for such charity, the
Author replied "Count that as a race. I've done it to .. about .. 6 Foundations in other universes. Due to your HIGHLY unpredictable and random activity, not even mentioning the work of reality-benders .. and absence of Clef for that measure, you're all different. And so I was wondering which one of you will get to realize how to use the book. Aa-and if you do - write one phrase: 'And thna-ah that's restricted information, only for our Dr.Bright. Come on, play niced'. And to encourage you to play - the Foundation that wins - survives. As for the others mmm .. haven't came up with it now. But I will." Due to the AHH FUCK YOUR REDACTORS! Author's usual lying habits it's not confirmed that the "loser" Foundation is going to get destroyed or if the "race" itself even exists, but for everyone's sake finding the ways to control SCP-_-3 are set to highest priority.


The following file is Level 4/__ classified. Access available only with an individually given password. Unauthorized access is forbidden.


The O5 master-password is CHICKENWINGS. Have fun.


It IS CHICKENWINGS, they just don't want you to see what's in there ~

At least 16 casualties were reported from this source, proceed at your own risk. No further additions will be made.

Next sentence is for everyone who's reading it not after the IC thread. There is a thread for this page in the Ideas Critique forum, the name is "SCP:Sometimes it's just hard to start a new book". Leave critique and suggestions there, would appreciate.