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Item #: SCP-5342

Object Class:Undetermined

Special Containment Procedures: Currently, there are no means of containing SCP-5342, as it is way too large and nobody has the slightest idea about where it is, which leads scientists to believe it can turn completely invisible at times. If you contain any information about how the Foundation should contain SCP-5342, please consult Dr. Fall.

Description: SCP-5342 is a very large floating pyramid located somewhere in the stratosphere. Where specifically is entirely unknown, and many MTF have fallen trying to locate it. Somehow, some of the public knows about the existence of SCP-5342, and some have even gone so far as to starting a cult. This cult, called the Pillars of Light, believe the pyramid will completely eradicate life from this planet and essentially start it over again. When put under enhanced interrogation, no cult member was willing to say any specific dates or locations. All they were willing to talk about was what the pyramid would do, including, but not limited to, “Hit the reset button”, “Go back to the drawing board of life”, and “make us kiss our asses goodbye”. It’s been predicted there’s as many as 3,000 cult members now, and the number doesn’t appear to be slowing down.

If you look at the Object Class above, you can see it says “Undetermined”. This was put because nobody knows exactly what’s going to happen with it, and, since they can’t find it, classified it as “Undetermined”. Dr. Fall says if it were to have a rating, it would probably be Apollyon. If you have questions, speak to him.

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NOTE: Dr. Fall no longer is able to answer questions about SCP-5342, due to him going mentally insane. If you still have questions about SCP-5342, contact Dr. Valice.