JORGE'S SANDBOX
Item#: 455-J
Level2
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
warning

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-455-J is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell. Interaction with SCP-455-J is restricted to Level 2 personnel and above.

Personnel must compose a script meticulously outlining the intended dialogue with SCP-455-J prior to any communication with the subject. The script must then be approved by a designated Foundation Linguistic. All communication, whether verbal or written, must strictly adhere to said pre-approved script without exception. Any deviation or impromptu dialogue is strictly prohibited, and will be met with disciplinary measures.

The requirements for communication are as follows:

1- The mention of any anomaly other than the subject is strictly prohibited unless personally approved by level 4 personnel.

2- The script must avoid any reference to any object, abstract or otherwise, for which the speaker does not possess absolute, conscious awareness of its current location at the time of communication.

3- The communication script must refrain from discussing the concept of misplacement, loss, or disappearance in any context.

Description: SCP-455-J is Gary Cooper, a white male 34 years of age, born in Phoenix, California. SCP-455-J exhibits an anomalous effect that triggers when an individual in his hearing range discusses the misplacement of an object or otherwise expresses confusion about its whereabouts.

Upon hearing such a statement, SCP-455-J displays a compulsive urge to inquire, "Is it up your ass?" Subsequently, the misplaced object will anomalously materialize within the affected individual's rectal cavity. The anomalous nature of this compulsion remains undetermined at present.

Addendum: SCP-455-J came to Foundation attention following Incident 455-J-A, which was detected and investigated by the Telecommunications Department. SCP-455-J voluntarily surrendered without any resistance.


Incident Log - SCP-455-J Containment Breaches:

Date and Time: 2023-05-12T15:03Z

Foreword: The following is a phone conversation between SCP-455 and Neil Evans, a former friend of SCP-455-J.


[BEGIN LOG]

SCP-455-J: Hello! To whom do I owe the pleasure?

Neil Evans: Hey Gary.

SCP-455-J: Oh! Neil, Hi! Everything ok?

Neil Evans: Hi.. uhm yeah.

SCP-455-J: Cut to the chase, we've talked about this before. I'm here to listen, what's wrong?

Neil Evans: I don't wanna b-

SCP-455-J: You're NOT, a burden, ok?

Neil Evans: It's just feel…. like I'm lost man. I can't figure anything out. Life's a mess, and I'm falling apart. I'm at the Walmart parking lot right now I- I- and I just broke down completely for like the dumbest thing ever, and I- I don't know. Everything's going to hell! I'm 32 man! I feel like I should've had my shit together by now. I look around, everyone's got their life all figured out, and here I am feeling like a complete mess.

SCP-455-J: Oh, Neil, I'm really sorry to hear that.

Neil Evans: I'm just scared, you know? I feel like time's slipping away, and I'm nowhere near where I thought I'd be. How will I ever be able to find myself?

SCP-455-J: Neil, there is no deadline for finding yourself and no magical age at which you just figure it all out. I don't know who you want to be Neil, but hey, we can find out together. Sometimes, taking a step back helps, wanna come over and talk it out?

Neil Evans: I'd like that, thanks. It means a lot to me (sniffle). I just, gotta find where I parked my car first.

[END LOG]