scp "4004-J" The Radio OF DOOM by jpxfrd

WARNING SCP 7-J IS NOT TO BE ENGAGED **
Scp 4004-J is currently classified as a Eulcid class object. The containment chamber is to be a 2 by 2 meter bullet proof glass case. There must always be at least one guard and a paramedic outside of it's container at all times.
Scp 4004-J appears to be a radio. It is an Admiral brand radio although it has no damage or wear. One of the guards even shot at it and yet scp 4004-J received no visible damage. It is a normal radio until you turn it on. It plays different songs and sounds every time you turn it on. It has been reported that mixed objects have entered scp 4004-J's cell without any actual evidence that it was there. It becomes highly aggressive as soon as someone mentions leaving or stopping. It also becomes aggressive towards someone who enjoys listening to heavy metal. Trust me it gets messy.1
Start tape
Doctor Bertram: Go ahead, [REDACTED], enter the chamber.
[REDACTED]: okay
*Class D enters the containment chamber*
Bertram: Turn it on then.
*Click*
*QUACK*
[REDACTED]: WHAT THE HELL!
Bertram: hmmm, a loud duck? Here switch the station.
*Click*
*Meglovania plays*
Bertram: See it wasn't so bad try again.
[REDACTED]: I don't want to. What if it does something else.
Bertram: Don't worry, we have a paramedic outside with an armed guard, if shit hits the fan… God forbid, we'll help you.
[REDACTED]: Okay, I trust you.
*Click*
*SCREECH*
*Class D covers his ears*
[REDACTED]: MAKE IT STOP!
Bertram: Get him out of there! He's dying dammit!
End Tape
Scp 7-J was recovered in [REDACTED] Massachusetts. MTF Alpha one had contained as described it as "THE FUCKING SHITTIEST SCP EVER TO FUCKING LIVE" It was brought into containment on [REDACTED] 1989
The subject died soon after from brain trauma. Scp 4004 also seems to like other instruments that are used in its vicinity.
Start log
Bertram: Welcome to Site 11, [REDACTED].
[REDACTED]: Where am I?
Bertram: You're currently at a company's design building to test a new radio.
[REDACTED]: Seems simple enough what do I do?
Bertram: pick up the guitar you brought and play it.
*Guitar sounds*
*Click*
*Country Roads*
Bertram: Strange, it seems to be playing with the guitar.
[REDACTED]: I'm going to stop I'm getting tired.
*Gurgling*
[REDACTED]: What's going on?
Bertram: Stay calm. It's never done that before?
Dr. Alan Franklin: No, it hasn't actually made contact like that!
Radio: GARGULAGOHAGES! Hello! And welcome back to WHAT'S THAT SHITTY SITCOM!
Bertram: Did you get that on the tape?
Franklin: I think.
Bertram: [REDACTED], stay there we're going to get security!
End log**
Dr. Franklin and Bertram soon returned with security to the chamber and found it to be empty except for the radio and guitar. The radio was playing a static Beethoven's 5th symphony out of farm animal sounds. On the wall were the words "FUCK OFF".

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