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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard safe-class containment unit. Testing requires approval by personnel of level-3 clearance or higher, and must be observed through means of video feed only.
Following testing, D-Class personnel are to be isolated for a period of no less than seven days in a standard humanoid containment cell, and must undertake a class-B amnestic course during this time. Subsequent release into standard D-class population is to be granted at the sole discretion of on-site medical personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a DVD-copy of the animated film "Ratatouille" by Pixar Animation Studios. The name of the film, albeit noticeably misspelt,1 is scrawled on the disk in black marker. At some point while viewing SCP-XXXX, a figure, hereby designated SCP-XXXX-1, will appear in a random scene in which food or cooking is present.
SCP-XXXX-1's appearance is identical to that of the celebrity chef: Gordon Ramsay, typically wearing a chef's uniform similar to those worn by him on televised cooking programmes. SCP-XXXX-1's appearance is fully photo-realistic, clashing with the otherwise animated art-style of the film.
Following manifestation, SCP-XXXX-1 will proceed to angrily berate characters present in the scene, typically singling out flaws in their food, cooking techniques or attitude. Characters will not acknowledge any irregularities concerning SCP-XXXX-1's presence, and will remain "in-character" for the duration of the rant, which typically last 2-8 minutes in length. SCP-XXXX-1 will then de-manifest, and the plot of the film will proceed as normal.
SCP-XXXX's secondary anomalous effects develop following the viewing of any scene involving SCP-XXXX-1. Any subsequent consumption or preparation of food by the viewer will trigger an SCP-XXXX-1 manifestation within their immediate vicinity, which function identically to those during SCP-XXXX viewings. All attempts to physically interact or reason with SCP-XXXX-1 have failed, although SCP-XXXX-1 is itself capable of physically interacting with its environment.
Any individuals who witness physically witness SCP-XXXX-1 while manifested will likewise exhibit the same effects as the original subject, becoming capable of triggering further manifestations through their own actions. To date, only repeated doses of class-B amnestics have proven sufficient in purging an individual of SCP-XXXX-1's effects.
Addendum: The following describes several documented manifestations of SCP-XXXX-1.
Playback #: 1
Scene of Manifestation: The secondary protagonist: Linguine, discovers the primary protagonist: Remy, cooking breakfast using several herbs stolen from a nearby roof garden. Linguine admonishes Remy for stealing, before realising they are late and rushing out of the apartment.
SCP-XXXX-1 Appearance: Linguine is prevented from leaving the kitchen by SCP-XXXX-1, who has manifested within the doorway.SCP-XXXX-1: What the fuck have you done with my rosemary you pet-shop-looking piece of shit?
Linguine appears startled by SCP-XXXX-1's appearance but does not speak.
SCP-XXXX-1: Have some fucking self-respect. What part of this is acceptable to you? Can't even be bothered to buy your own ingredients and- fuck me, why is there vermin in the kitchen anyway? Are you really that fucking incompetent?Before either character can respond, SCP-XXXX-1 stands to the side and buries his face in his hands.
SCP-XXXX-1: Just… take your fucking rat and… piss off. Call me back when you decide to give a shit, yeah?
Playback #: 3
Scene of Manifestation: While watching through a skylight, Remy observes Linguine accidentally knocking over a vat of soup, then desperately attempting to fix it by throwing in random, unpalatable ingredients.
SCP-XXXX-1 Appearance: SCP-XXXX-1 appears and calmly approaches Linguine. No other staff members acknowledge or notice his presence.
SCP-XXXX-1: Look, Linguine, come here. That's it. Closer.
Linguine leans in to hear SCP-XXXX-1's light tone more clearly
SCP-XXXX-1: I get it. You're in over your head. You don't know what you're doing, you don't know how this is gonna work out, all you know is that you want to do the right thing, right? Then I've just gone one teeny, tiny… bitesize question for you.
Linguine nods.SCP-XXXX-1: WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU ABOUT TO SEND THAT SHIT?
Playback #: 7
Scene of Manifestation: The primary antagonist of the film, a food critic named Antoine Ego, is about to try Remy's rendition of ratatouille. Upon tasting the dish, Ego has a flashback to eating his mother's food as a child, after crashing his bike and hurting his leg.
SCP-XXXX-1 Appearance: Ego's mother is replaced by SCP-XXXX-1, who slams a slice of processed cheese on white bread onto the table.
SCP-XXXX-1: What, you're seriously gonna fucking cry now?
Ego nods.SCP-XXXX-1: Well you wouldn't catch me whining like that when I was your age. If I were you I'd… Y'know what I'm…. fucking done,. Take your shitty reviews, your editorials and your fucking attitude and shove them up your fucking arse. Pompous twat.
SCP-XXXX-1 storms out of shot. There is a five second pause before the scene fades to black. SCP-XXXX's end credits begin to play.
Test XXXX-B
SCP-XXXX-1 Trigger: D-8294 is provided with a carton of eggs, a pan and a gas cooker. D-8294 is then instructed to fry an egg using the provided materials. Subject instructed to attempt communication with SCP-XXXX-1 upon its appearance.
SCP-XXXX-1 Appearance: SCP-XXXX-1 manifests directly beside D-8294 roughly 9 seconds following the cracking of an egg.
SCP-XXXX-1: Really subtle. Were you cracking an egg or trying to recreate fucking Stalingrad?
D-8294: I was just… (Glances down at the pan.) I just cracked an egg?SCP-XXXX-1: And got shell everywhere! Fuck me, there's so much shell in that pan it reminds me more of the fucking Mexican oil spill.
D-8294 glances towards the test chamber's observation window, apparently unsure of how to respond.D-8294: Hey… look man, just trying to cook an egg here. I don't want any trouble.
SCP-XXXX-1's expression changes to one of quiet resignation.
SCP-XXXX-1: Just… get it right next time, yeah? We're all fucking adults here. Fuck's sake.
SCP-XXXX-1 storms away to the opposite side of the test chamber. It is seen to stare up at the observation window before making an obscene gesture.
SCP-XXXX-1: And what the fuck are you lot looking at?
SCP-XXXX-1 de-manifests. Researcher Tessa and Junior Researcher Fox later discovered to be showing signs of SCP-XXXX-1 exposure, having both been observing testing directly. First documented case of SCP-XXXX-1's contagious affects.
Test XXXX-C
SCP-XXXX-1 Trigger: D-4162 is provided with a loaf of sliced bread, butter and several packets of cheese. D-4162 is then instructed to begin preparing sandwiches with the provided ingredients. Testing is observed via wall mounted video feed.
SCP-XXXX-1 Appearance: //SCP-XXXX-1 manifests as D-4162 spreads butter on a slice of bread, with SCP-XXXX-1's face appearing across the slice in place of the butter. First documented instance of SCP-XXXX-1 appearing in a non-corporeal form.
SCP-XXXX-1: Wonderbread, really? You're running a restaurant and seriously serving them fucking wonderbread? Are you trying to cook or give them diabetes?
D-4162: I… I actually like the taste of Wonderbread though…
SCP-XXXX-1: Well for one thing, the place I come from doesn't have bread that tastes like fucking cake, you idiotic ingrate.The slice of bread on which SCP-XXXX-1 has manifested is thrown across the test chamber by an unseen force. D-4162 instructed to retrieve the slice. Upon retrieval, SCP-XXXX-1 has de-manifested. No effects regarding SCP-XXXX-1 exposure were reported by researchers overseeing testing.
