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[I am considering changing this to a joke scp, any tips?, I know my language and phrasing isn't well done]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be sealed in a opaque steel container in a locked room at least 5m x 5m. One guard is to be stationed outside its containment chamber at all times. Guard is to be screened for any physiological problems before being re-assigned and replaced by another guard every month.
Any personnel demanding to enter SCP-XXXX's containment chamber or craving for sweets is to be removed from the site and screened for memetic effects of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a roll of sweets resembling a Mentos brand product. Nothing is known about its taste, except that it probably is amazing. Scans indicate that it contains the same materials as a regular Mentos product of the same type.
Any person 5m close to it will immediately be aware of its existence and attempt to locate and taste the contents of it. However, if the person is able to obtain SCP-XXXX, he will then hesitate to eat it, and at the same time have a great urge to eat it, resulting in "the greatest dillema of their life" (See Addendum). If the person is unable to obtain it, he will instead hesitate if he should attempt to obtain the SCP or not.
If it removed from the person's hands, SCP-XXXX will relocate itself into the hands of the person responsible for it, (See Addendum) causing that person to also get the dillema. However the previous victim will no longer be affected by SCP-XXXX for the next 24 hours. Currently the most effective method of recovery of it is SCP unintentionally falling out of the person's hands and then recovered by unmanned drone. (See Addendum, SCP-XXXX does not relocate itself if it was lost unintentionally)
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Addendum 1:
Procedures: SCP-XXXX is exposed to D-XXXX and removed from his hand by D-XXXX. Termination of subject for recovery of SCP-XXXX.
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█/█/██, 13:02 : (After D-XXXX is exposed to SCP-XXXX)
D-XXXX: "ITS THE BEST SWEET I'VE EVER SEEN! What does it taste like? Should I taste it? But I have to… But It might be poisonous…"
D-XXXX continues hesitating for the next one hour
Dr. ████ terminates D-XXXX
After approximately 2 seconds, SCP-XXXX relocated itself into the hands of Dr. ████, causing him to experience the dillema.
SCP-XXXX successfully recovered by unmanned drone after Dr. ████ dropped it while scratching his head.
Notes from Dr. ████: //That was the greatest dillema of my life! I'm glad it's over. //
