SCP-4581 (From Just Baked Beans)

Item #: SCP-????

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-???? cannot be contained due to its infohazardous properties. However, it is the Foundation’s highest priority to impede the effects of SCP-????. Any level 4 or below personnel who have knowledge of SCP-???? are to be terminated immediately, with the resulting cadaver to be placed into SCP-████.

Description: Due to SCP-????’s infohazardous properties, no information may be released about SCP-????.

SCP-???? is a conceptual infohazard involving instantaneous expiry. Once a clear description of SCP-???? Has been written or spoken in any way, the perpetrator, who will now become classified as an instance of SCP-????-1, will inexplicably enter near-instantaneous morphosis into a cognitohazardous object. Upon viewing the instance of SCP-????-1, the viewer instantaneously ceases all bodily functions. So far, there has been only one instance of SCP-????-1.