Interviewed: SCP-682
Interviewer: Dr. Justice Vine
Foreword: The subject has undergone musical therapy in the foundations attempt to find methods for calming the subjects rage state via memetic means. The logs have been cut to reduce memetic saturation.
<Begin Log, Time: █>
682: Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Bab-
Dr. Vine: 682, that is not the lyrics I meant. Repeat after me. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve,Everybody's nerve, yes, on everybody's nerve,I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve, And this is how it goes."
the subject pauses for short moment before singing loudly
682: Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, dadada
Dr. Vine: 682, while I appreciate your increase range of music I-
The subject cuts off the doctor singing loudly again.
682: And IIIIIIIII will, always love YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
Dr.Vine: Very remarkable.
682: I've been practicing.
Dr. Vine: But incorrect. From the top. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve,Everybody's nerve, yes, on everybody's nerve,I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve, And this is how it goes."
682: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dr. Vine: We are running out of time 682. You will have to do better than that. One more time please.
682: One more time! We're gonna celebrate, Oh yeah, alright. Don't stop the dancing!
Dr.Vine: Very well. Team prepare to transfer the subject back to containment.
682: Containment….. OH! I got it!
Dr. Vine signals the containment team to pause
682: Because maybeeeee. You're gonna be the one that saves meeee. And after allllll. You're my wonderwallllllll.
Dr.Vine Take it away.
The containment team resumes moving as the acid pours back into the subjects cell
682: Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are! QRS, TUV, W,X, Y and Z. Now I know my SCPS. Next time wont you-gurggle- Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo -gurggle-
<End Log, Time:█>
Closing Statement: While the memetics team has deemed the trials a success, the memetic effect has not had any effect on the subjects 'anger management'.