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Item #: 000.1
Object Class: Does anyone really care?
Special Containment Procedures: It can be kept in pretty much any Site that has a box shaped container (so every single one). It's kept in a small wooden box that we keep in the cafeteria.
Description: It is a small grey blob thing just like SCP-999 except everyone instantly stops caring about it the second they touched it and saw how boring it was.
This thing always tries to hug your leg or play with you but all you gotta do to get rid of it is pick it up and slam back in it's wooden box located in cafeteria.
The blob creatures does whatever it really wants because no one cares enough to give it any proper containment. If it ever gets to bugging you too much just put back in the box in where it will eventually get out of. On some sightings this despicable creature has been seen trying to pull D Class test subjects out of danger from things like SCP-682 or SCP-173 but immediately on contact all D Class immediately run towards the SCP they're with and try to kill themselves. This affect comes from whatever that thing does to you when you touch it.
This thing is nigh indestructible I mean we got Doctor Fitzneddle to make a launcher to send it to space (described in the History Section) let's just say it failed.
History: We found this thing at a forest somewhere in North America. Where? I don't know and no probably ever will because it is so boring. It spotted by a boy who tried to make it his pet but when picked it up lost all interest in threw it in front of a conveniently placed Agent Alex. She spotted the blob right in front of her and immediately called Site-19. She then went to pick up the blob but immediately became disinterested was about to leave there when it wrapped around her leg without her noticing. She then drove the little nuisance all the way to Site-19 where it is right now.
Because of the nature of this thing and how annoying it is many murder attempts have been made to try and stop it's annoying rampage. All incidents have been listed below.
Incidents List:
Incident #1:
Date: no/one/cares
The grey blob had recently gotten out of his box and went towards a nearby D Class called Dave. This is the "conversation" they had.
Blob: *Gurgle*
The Blob hugs the D class.
Dave: Ugh it's you again!
Blob: *Gurgle*
Dave Let GO!
The Blob continues to hug Dave.
Dave: Now your going to get it!
Dave goes on to stomp the blob for 20 minutes straight until one of the guards eventually has to stop him or be terminated. Dave was rewarded a piece of gum for his violence against the dumb blob. The blob was completely the same after the repeated stomps to it's body.
