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You ever taken a gander about how pretentious some of the POI's are? Those fucking book loving snake fuckers get all the love and support aaaaallll day long. And why? Simple. Its so much easier to make Mary-Sue's! And not always in the typical sense, no no, in fact frequently, they'll work for The Foundation at first, before joining these "good guys". Oh yeah, not to mention, they always, always have to escape because they're clever. Seriously. Oh, ok, so maybe they aren't, but if that's not the case then they always have the upper hand because of, guess what? Book fucking snake loving terrorists! This is a horror site, yea? So, at least sometimes, especially during the end of the fucking world, these jackasses would lose, right? WRONG! Somehow they manage to stay in the clear. But enough about those kinds of useless characters. (Specifically that smarmy lesbian one with magic.) This is a story about what happens when you think you always win because your morals align with the rest of the world (or rather, your particular slice of the rest of the world) and expectedly, you're wrong.
But hey, since this is a fucking draft and I can do whatever the fuck I feel like doing, I'm gonna make some fukkin characters first.
Maria Perez - Will be our "Main character", which is to say she is a stereotypically hippy-dippy smarmy lesbian magic loving snake fucker who seems to be always right, and is (for now) part of The Foundation. She's probably going to form some sort of relationship with some SCP or other anomaly, actually, check it, one that hasn't obtained classification, and suddenly becomes convinced that The Foundation is evil. She escapes thanks to her apparent Mary-Sue abilities (Or as it will be later explained in the tales "Mallies (One Mali) per Second" which is really how much of a Mary-Sue a character is at a given time. Now, because apparently I am at this point an unoriginal fucktard, she is somehow part of the Serpent's Hand. Now of course, the fucking snake limbs are doing another raid on The Foundation, and now for some reason she gets caught, but ho boy you better fucking believe she's a gettin out of there with some dumb stupid magic shit no one really cares about. So at about this point in the story, hopefully everyone thinks this little piece of shit is the bomb-diggity. This may take some time but oooooooohhhhh boy will it be worth it. Because act II brings in a good boy, a handsome boy, a boy of many talents, but I won't spoil it here with out GOC cause. (Sorry, good cause).
Dumbass stupid SCP - This idiot is going to be some dumb unclassified magical anomalous female that Maria falls in love with. (What an idiot!) Her power will be weirdly overpowered and specific, herself will be stupid and poetic, and I will just generally hate this character. Oh and guess what? She joins Snake-Fuck-Cult too!
Foundation guy that is actually the only character I like but he gone die - Yeah this guy will be the classic "Stern foundation guy" that's seen as heartless and cruel for imprisoning this fucking dumb ass girl. Oh did I mention I'm going to make a lot of people (No snake-fuckers) die.
