SCP-3272

Item #: SCP-3272

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3272's containment "cell" is actually a bedroom where she can sleep at night. She is a Thaumiel Class entity and, therefore, is useful to the Foundation. Because of this fact and the fact that she poses no real danger to anyone, she is allowed to freely roam the facility during the day. However, should the Foundation need to call her to duty, we have assembled a team of staff to guide her to the location in question.

Description: Last seen changing size from that of a building to that of an average human being in Japan, SCP-3272 appears to be a female humanoid entity which has muscles and some physical characteristics similar to those of a mouse. (i.e. triangular nose, paws at the ends of her arms instead of hands etc) She has dark blue hair and pupil-less teal eyes. Her gray skin is incredibly elastic and she has what appears to be a valve on her back. Tests based on our hypothesis that she is a "living inflatable" of sorts have proven our hypothesis. Because of this, her main choice of clothing is a top and bottom made of spandex. She can make her anomalous properties manifest whenever she wants, which are spawning projectile weapons from an unknown location and sometimes firing projectiles directly from her body, including various grenades.

Addendum 3272-1: This is a gentle reminder to all personnel. When SCP-3272 is not on duty, you may interact with her by doing friendly activities. (e.g having a chat, playing a friendly game, or, if personnel REALLY want to, inflating her using the valve on her back) However, should she be called to duty over the PA system, personnel are to deflate her back to her original size if she was inflated before and make way for the guards to escort her to her destination.

Addendum 3272-2: The following is an interview between SCP-3272 and Dr. S█████.

Dr. S: Good morning.

SCP-3272: Good morning to you too.

Dr. S: I've come to ask a few questions to kow more about you.

SCP-3272: I don't mind.

Dr. S: Okay then. First up, what did you usually do, in terms of inflation, before being brought here?

SCP-3272: Well, when my grandparents and, eventually parents, gave their inheritance to me, I used the money and my inflatable capabilities to build a headquarters in a secret location like you, where I inflated and took on the biggest baddies in the land!

Dr S. Hmm, interesting. Approximateley how much did it take to build the chamber where you made your final preparations before fighting evil?

SCP-3272: About three hundred and seventy-eight thousand US dollars. You guys should be able to afford that, seeing as you guys were able to afford building a HUGE amount of HUGE complexes.

Dr. S: That's true. But do you mind waiting for…umm…about five months for us to build a similar chamber here?

SCP-3272: Nah, I don't mind at all.

Dr. S: Okay. On that note, the interview is over. Quite short, I know.

SCP-3272: It's fine. After all, I heard from a few people that D-████ wanted to challenge me to Monopoly and I can't wait to start!

Dr. S: Okay then, you enjoy your game. Bye!

SCP-3272: Bye!