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Item#: SCP-Parrot

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-Parrot is to be kept in a medium sized containment chamber, filled with gadgets and toys. The toys and gadgets in the room must be replaced every 3-4 days, and the new itens must be different and more complex than the last.
The door that locks the chamber and the chamber itself must be checked regularly. In case of reported damage or noticed malfunctions on the door, the Object must be removed from the room and temporarily contained in a cage, until the required repairs are finished.

Description:
SCP-Parrot is a Turquoise-Fronted Amazon Parrot, measuring arround 31 centimeters. It is very intelligent, but the full level of it's intelligence is unknown.
SCP-Parrot's main trait is their ability to chew, eat and digest anything it pecks and bites. It never appears to get fully satisfied, no matter how much it eats.

The Foundation has tried to found some kind of material that SCP-Parrot cannot eat, without success until the present moment.

List of matterials that SCP-Parrot has proven to be capable of chew:

• Plastic
• Concrete
• Steel
• Titanium
• Several types of crystals, most notable diamonds
• Sodium Hydroxide
• Rubber
• Bone
• Teeth
• Coal
• Uranium
• Rust
• All types of rocks
• Cesium
• All types of fabric
• Copper
• Bronze
• Cobalt
• Nickel

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Addendum #1:

Containment Breach #001
1:45 AM: The Object escaped containment at 1:00 AM, after chewing a tunnel trough the walls of the chamber. All personel are aware of the breach, and all of them are working to find the Object and contain damage.
2:32 AM: Some lights turned off, and some doors are not closing anymore. SCP-Parrot probably reached the electrical systems. The soldiers brought some D-Class to deal with the problem. Some of them arrived laughing at the mission that they were given, i assume.
3:06 AM: 6 casualties, 3 more containment breaches. 3 Euclid objects escaped containment, due to lack of electrical current to the doors. The facility went into lockdown mode, but i doubt that it will stay that way so easily. All of this because of one single hungry pet. What a joke.
7:56 AM: SCP-Parrot was captured. 5 Euclids escaped, 72 casualties were officialy registered. It took 6 hours and eleven minutes just to capture this cursed Parrot. And the facility almost turned into hell because of that. SCP-Parrot, after captured, spoke some sentences. "That was funny! Someday i want to do it again!"… Curse this bird.
_{Doctor Tupan}

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Addendum #2:

_{Doctor Tupan}
SCP-Parrot Test Logs
So i got transfered to the research team of that Parrot anomaly. They changed it's classification to Keter, wich i guess makes sense. Anyways, i hope my experience researching it is better than that containment breach.
Test N° 1
Cookies poisoned with tetrodoxine where deposited in SCP-Parrot's containment chamber. At first, It was ignoring the cookies, by playing with some toys. Eventualy though, he approached the food. It looked at the camera, curious, and then ate the cookies.
4 hours after eating the cookies, SCP-Parrot was still healthy. During the exams however, the object in question looked at me. It showed me it's tongue, as some kind of provocation tactic. I just ignored.
Test N° 2
This time, we tried something new. According to the other members in my team, they only did food experiments over and over again. I sugested that the Object should have it's intelligence tested, and they agreed. We took some SCP images and showed them tô SCP-Parrot. These are the answers:
SCP-173: [Common Parrot noises], Neck Breaker Statue [Common Parrot noises]
SCP-049: Reverse Crow Doctor […]
SCP-1762: […] You should Believe more, Doctors. […] The dragons were so beautiful…
SCP-3008: […] Boring, just an IKEA.
It seems like, despite never entering in contact with other anomalies, SCP-Parrot have knowledge about them. More tests are necessary.

[DATA CORRUPTED]

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Addendum #3

THAT. DAMNED. PARROT
Since the start of my research about this… Thing, it escaped containment 15 times. It seems to be growing bored of toys and gadgets, and started chomping everything that it can see. It even chomped a D-Class Head out of his body while he was replacing the toys. We are trying to please it, but nothing seems to work anymore. We make the walls thicker, it eats them even faster. At this rate, SCP-Parrot will cause a major Containment Breach.
During my interviews with It, SCP-Parrot always tries to emphasize it's ability to every time escape. Saying things like "Just a Pet", "Try me", "This Game is Fun". I think i'm growing mad because of it. The superiors want some form to contain SCP-Parrot as Quick as possible, and all the containment breaches, casualties, taunts and cries of that single bird are breaking the minds of everyone here.
Maybe i can do something. The O5 will not like this, but i need to do it. I need to put an end to this joke.

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Transference Note
Doctor Tupan, Former leader of the SCP-Parrot Research Team, will be transfered to another facility, for mental treatment and trauma recovery.
The motives of the transference are related to the SCP-Parrot Neutralization Incident. There were no casualties, other than Doctor Tupan's arm, ate by the SCP-Parrot. The Doctor, after imobilized, cried loud, asking for the Neutralization of SCP-Parrot. The Object, wich had no injuries, also cried, something like "Crazy Doc", over and over again, crying something vaguely resembling a laughther afterwards. Doctor Tupan was replaced by Doctor Mac, wich has a better experience taming parrots.