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Safely Contained Paprykarz begging to be eaten

Item #: SCP-2137-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2137-J is to be kept in a glass jar on the second shelf of my parents' fridge. First shelf is also acceptable if there is cat food already.

Description: SCP-2137-J is a homemade Paprykarz Szczeciński made by my mom. It's so fucking good anyone who eats some wants to get more. That's too bad as there is only 1 jar left and I'm not sharing mine.

Even though it's a paprykarz, it's nothing like the Hungarian paprikash. That alone classifies my mother's cooking product as an anomaly. Who puts ground fish, rice and tomato paste together? My mother, that's who. And it's so good that a dozen of reserachers died of starvation. I didn't, because my mother makes more.

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