Karen Gamer
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item#: SCP-1989-P

Object Class: Keter

Containment procedures: Unfortunately the nature of SCP-1989-P makes it almost impossible to contain but our scientists managed to find a way to make it collaborate with the foundation.
SCP-1989-P must be kept in a 20 mq room with: video surveilance, [REDACTED], a common cotton light blue sofa, a plain grey carpet, a kennel for medium-sized dogs, two medium sized bowls, [REDACTED], a fan with a height not exceeding 60 cm and a 50 inches TV. The TV must be sintonized only on news, history, [REDACTED] channels. A class D member of the stuff must come ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ a day to feed and take care of SCP-1989-P and must be accompanied by no less than ⬛⬛⬛ guards. To make SCP-1989-P collaborate with the foundation it must be fed every day with classic coffee flavoured chewing gums (curious fact: SCP-1989-P will always eat the chewing gums' containment paper with them).

Description: SCP-1989-P appears to be a common french black and white male bulldog, it was found in northern ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ on ⬛⬛/⬛⬛/⬛⬛⬛⬛. It seems to possess the highest IQ ever recorded for any living being on planet Earth. SCP-1989-P can also use this cyclopean intelligence to communicate with any living creature that he faces, such as:

  1. humans
  2. animals
  3. plants
  4. other

SCP-1989-P was found thanks to a sudden increase in electromagnetic energy recorded by the CIA S-44Adum satellite in northern ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛.
13 hours later the foundation was informed of the particular find and a team was sent to recover it at ⬛⬛:⬛⬛ of ⬛⬛ / ⬛⬛ / ⬛⬛⬛⬛.