SCP-ROSWELL SPAGHETTI THING!

Item #: SCP-Roswell

Special Containment Procedures: There is no current way to contain SCP-Roswell, as his spaghetti form warps in and out of space and time.

Description: SCP-Roswell is a large spaghetti monster that is pretty [DATA EXPUNGED] scary, (warning, never mention sandwiches around this guy, a guard got eaten last week for talking' 'bout his lunch.)
This power happened after SCP-Roswell went into the SPEGHET dimension, and was being stuffed into a sandwich by Karl Wynter.